Whopper Virgin comercial

[Tadao]

I don't know how many of you know people who have never had fast food before. It's very common for Chinese to never have had a cheeseburger until the come to America. I've had friends get instantly sick from it. They are used to freshly killed food, much like the people on this commercial. I call bullshit :(

[Zomboid]

LINK TO COMMERCIAL!

[Asila]

Commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbP7TD9bvkc

Full Documentary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2FmCCVbBFU

Edit: yeah I call bullshit as well

[Kitsa]

My friend from India never had a chocolate bar until she got to an American airport. She put on like 75 lbs in a year :(

[Zomboid]

There are so many fucking ways they they could have lied, or misrepresented the information in some way that it's nearly impossible for them to not be bullshitting in some way.

[Supafly345]

www.whoppervirgins.com

[Neen]

At least it isn't advertised in the same frequency as the "I want my Whopper" campaign was.

[Tadao]

I used to hate Subway commercials because they claim freshness. I bet the meat is pre-sliced and in between individual sheets of wax paper and shipped to them. I highly doubt the have a meat slicer. That is not fresh! LIARS!

[Guitar Woman]

subway's so fucking good, though

[Kitsa]

subway bread always makes me sick to my stomach. It must have a lot of preservatives in it.

Although it is so fucking good if you're in the right mood for it :(

[Sam]

I WAS A WHOPPER VIRGIN ONCE, BUT I WENT TO BURGER KING AND FIXED IT AND GOT ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE. :mostobviousjoke :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

I've only had a whopper taste good once and it kind of tasted like carls jr. because it was properly char-broiled. Otherwise, it tastes like cafeteria hamburgers.

I bet the meat is pre-sliced and in between individual sheets of wax paper and shipped to them. I highly doubt the have a meat slicer.

it's true it comes in frozen packages along with everything else except some of the veggies :( but they USED to slice it themselves years ago.

[Tadao]

Back when they had the v cut. Those were the good subway days.

[Kitsa]

They stopped doing the V cut?

I never noticed.

[Tadao]

Years ago, like 10 years ago. There was an online partition, that's why I reme,ber about how long ago.

[Supafly345]

Hey I liked this thing.

[Jeanette X]

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/dining/bal-whoppervirgins127,0,2349451.story

Burger King (http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/lifestyle-leisure/dining-drinking/burger-king-PLENT000012.topic)'s "Whopper Virgins" ad campaign is the company's latest salvo in its long food fight with rival McDonald's (http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/lifestyle-leisure/dining-drinking/mcdonalds-PLENT000009.topic). But it appears to have missed the mark.

Critics have heaped a supersize helping of scorn on the ads, suggesting it smacks of "corporate colonialism," "cultural bullying" and the worst kind of Ugly Americanism.

But the Whopper project has left a bad taste in the mouths of many who have seen it.

"While (Burger King) spent millions of dollars happily tracking down people with no 'hamburger awareness' the Food and Agriculture Organization of the United Nations (http://www.baltimoresun.com/topic/crime-law-justice/international-law/united-nations-ORCUL000009.topic) has to go begging because they can only get one-thirtieth of the money they need to rebuild the developing world's shattered food systems," said Food First, an advocacy group that fights hunger.

[Dimnos]

If you actually think Burger King went somewhere and found people who have never eaten a burger (not saying that is all that hard or anything) and actually had then take the Pepsi challenge with their burgers, you are a retard. This level of thinking is right on par with thinking the pieces of a Guess Who game actually talk.

[Jeanette X]

This level of thinking is right on par with thinking the pieces of a Guess Who game actually talk.

They don't?! :faint

[pac-man]

http://www.mnsza.hu/images/fat_baby-thumb.jpg

Virgin whopper

[Angryhydralisk]

I guess since I eat there on a semi-regular basis, that makes me a whopper whore!:lol2

[Tadao]

A whopper john. You pay, the burger is the whore, the establishment is the pimp.

[executioneer]

i've never put my dick in a hamburger and i'm not about to start thank you very much

[WhiteRat]

I like how BK thinks that we actually give a fuck what some chinaman thinks about a burger.

For their next stunt BK should ask them if they like human rights.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

There are so many fucking ways they they could have lied, or misrepresented the information in some way that it's nearly impossible for them to not be bullshitting in some way.
People do that all the time, especially with medicine with the "4/5 Doctors like "X" product". It's inevitable really.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You can still request the U-gouge from subway if someone's been there for 10 years. It makes it taste so much better.

Also, I hate how subway is endorsed by "The doctors association of america" because they actually own subway.

[Aaarg]

What gets me about this Whopper Virgin thing is, how are they getting the fresh (as fresh as BK/MCD can be) burgers out to these remote locations?

I mean, are they cooking up this shit in a van a few moments before giving them to the Chinamen, or what? And if so, do they have "BK VAN" and "MCD VAN" side-by-side, or are they just like microwaving the Big Mac and handing them out?

Whatever, it's stupid and fake and stupid and retarded and stupid.

[Neen]

With out the whopper it should be called burger queen. lolololollolololololololololollolololololololololo lolololololollolollololololololollolololololololol lolololololollololololollolololololololollolololol ollololollololololollololololollolololololololollo lolololollololollololololololollololololollolololo lolollololololololololololollololololollol

[Tadao]

ZBF is a burger slut.

[pac-man]

I like how BK thinks that we actually give a fuck what some chinaman thinks about a burger.


Before I read this, I really didn't care one way or the other about the commercials, but you're absolutely right. Fuck that shit. By giving starving people their burgers to prove they're good, BK is pretty much admitting their food sucks. I'm going to buy a Big Mac as soon as I sober up.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm going to Rally's, fuckers.

[Tadao]

Those people weren't starving.

[pac-man]

Yeah, but they're from impoverished regions and don't know shit about hamburgers anyway.

[Tadao]

Just because they don't have electricity doesn't mean they are impoverished. Fucking ******s and their bling. BTW I didn't watch the documentary so I don't know, maybe there was some poor people. I've only seen 2 commercials.

[DevilWearsPrada]

:lol chinamen

[Zomboid]

Why is ZBF not banned?

Rat- WE'RE IN AGREEMENT, BRAW!

[pac-man]

Just because they don't have electricity doesn't mean they are impoverished. Fucking ******s and their bling. BTW I didn't watch the documentary so I don't know, maybe there was some poor people. I've only seen 2 commercials.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3546969/Burger-King-under-fire-for-Whopper-Virgins-taste-test-challenge.html

"Burger King is under fire for a new advertising campaign featuring 'burger virgins', impoverished villagers in remote parts of the world, taking part in Whopper versus Big Mac taste tests"

Fucking :bow thinking they know everything. :rolleyes:

[Tadao]

So not having a local Burker King makes you impoverished? I guess you'll believe anything the Brits tell you. That's a ****** mover bro.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/impoverished

[WhiteRat]

I just saw another one of these commercials. Screw Burger King. So some people in Greenland "chose" a whopper over a Big Mac. Who gives a flying fuck.

"Oh", I say to myself. "They chose a Whopper! By golly! Their palate must be identical to mine, therefore I will cart my fat ass over to BK to feast on a Whopper!"

These commercials make me mad.

[Sam]

PEOPLE IN GREENLAND ALSO ENJOY EATING WHALE BLUBBER AND DRIED REINDEER MEAT.

:rolleyes

[Tadao]

FLAME BROILED WHALE BLUBBER!

[Zomboid]

PEOPLE IN CANADA ENJOY POUTINE.

[DevilWearsPrada]

aren't those just extra fatty fries?

[Colonel Flagg]

PEOPLE IN GREENLAND ALSO ENJOY EATING WHALE BLUBBER AND DRIED REINDEER MEAT.

And lutefisk. Or maybe that's just Norway.

[WhiteRat]

And lutefisk. Or maybe that's just Norway.

Nope, go to any old folks home in Minnesota and you are likely to smell the shit that is lutefisk.

[Fathom Zero]

How the fuck could anyone believe lutefisk is good to eat?

[WhiteRat]

Dementia will do that to ya.

[pac-man]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/kingofthehill/images//thumb/9/9e/Revenge_of_the_Lutefisk.jpg/250px-Revenge_of_the_Lutefisk.jpg

[Zomboid]

That's immediately what came to my mind, too.

[LordSappington]

Why does every person in the commercial HAPPEN to be wearing stereotypical local garb? Might as well put a rice patty hat on some of them.

[pac-man]

I dunno... in some of the world's more craptacular regions fashion isn't exactly what it is here. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to think that's legitimate.

[LordSappington]

It just seems a little farfetched to me that they go to a random village, and everyone just happens to be wearing traditional, perfect looking garb.

[Neen]

Silk is cheap in China, I think. I believe the eat the larva as finger food.

[Dimnos]

So what do you guys think is the better burger? Between BK and McD that is. Im sure we all have some local burger joint that kicks both of their asses and we could argue all day about it. For me its hands down BK over McD. I would think it would be the same for everyone, seeing as Im not sure what McD serves is even meat, but you never know.

[Tadao]

I'd choose any of the main burger joints over McDonalds.

[pac-man]

Those two and Wendy's are like the triumvirate of bad burger joints. They're all palatable, but if you've ever had a real burger you know that they're bullshit. Plus everything's greasy as fuck and you know it sucks when you're buying it.

[Sam]

I love McDonald's french fries. :tear

[MailCall]

If they keep feeding Whoppers to Third World countries then the King seems like a philanthropist, and should be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.

[LordSappington]

I can't remember what a Whopper tastes like.
Fuck, now I'm hungry.

[Microshock]

At least the Burger King advertising is interesting...they did the Whopper Freakout and now this.
By the way, they had the tasters taken to a location that was under 15 minutes away from both a mcdonalds and a burger king or that's what they said at least.

Also, a big chunk of the people preferred big macs, not more than the people that preferred whoppers but still.
Eh, at least its not PARA BOP BA BA, IM LOVING IT!

[Pentegarn]

I don't know, the term "Whopper Virgin" just links burgers to sex... reminds me of something I saw here once before....

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/mcsex/

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Hardees have the best franchise burgers. I'd take a whopper over a big mac though.

[LittleDollClaudia]

They can have ALL the fancy promotions they want, but unless they have an awesome value menu (which is what my poor ass can afford), I'm still not spending $6 or whatever outrageous amount on a burger, tyvm.

[kahljorn]

i love mcdonalds :(

i get some double cheeseburgers and frenchfries and a soda and its less than five dollars ;o

[Tadao]

The point is that all these burgers will make those people sick to their stomach if they actually eat the whole burger. I don't care if it is fucking made in your own kitchen.

[Tadao]

I just ate a McDonalds breakfast that my brother didn't want. 3 pancakes and a sausage/egg muffin. It was good, but it was feels like they managed to kill any nutrition that may have been lurking anywhere.

It was also in a Styrofoam container :x

[thatdarnrobot]

this made me weep.

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/