What do you hate?

[fluffkomix]

i hate it when girls have lettering on their shirts, and then slap me for trying to read it.

[Guitar Woman]

you

[Tadao]

I hate obvious lies. That never happened to you Fluffernutter.

[fluffkomix]

no actually it happens every now and then.

cors i do get a little close sometimes
and im a slow reader

[Sam]

I HATE IT WHEN GIRLS WEAR THOSE PANTS THAT HAVE WORDS ON THE ASS, AND WHEN THEY BEND OVER, I RUN UP BEHIND THEM AND TRY TO READ IT AND THEY SLAP ME BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO READ THE WORDS ON THEIR ASS, BUT THE PROBLEM IS I AM BLIND AND HAVE TO READ IT BY FEEL.

WITH MY PENIS.

[Sam]

I also hate idiots who wear fingerless gloves.

[MetalMilitia]

I'm not going to dignify this thread with a response. >:

edit: oops!

[Sam]

I hate myself. :tear

[fluffkomix]

good. as well u should

[Tadao]

I HATE IT WHEN GIRLS WEAR THOSE PANTS THAT HAVE WORDS ON THE ASS, AND WHEN THEY BEND OVER, I RUN UP BEHIND THEM AND TRY TO READ IT AND THEY SLAP ME BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO READ THE WORDS ON THEIR ASS, BUT THE PROBLEM IS I AM BLIND AND HAVE TO READ IT BY FEEL.

WITH MY PENIS.

:lol

[fluffkomix]

lollertons

[Sam]

Moderator Milhouse backwards hates this thread and may use it as grounds for banning you.

[fluffkomix]

well he hates every thread.

but he probably hates mine most.

[Tadao]

FluffNstuff, stop making a thread a day.

[kahljorn]

hes just trying to make friends guys :rolleyes

[fluffkomix]

i just find stuff i want to make threads about!
should i wait a few before posting
i probably should

[Tadao]

Or just talk in the genreal thread.

[pac-man]

http://www.ilike.com/image/user/David_D7-main.jpg

"As I sip my soda that I'm sho somebody spit in, I'd just would like to say to all of you: Kiss my ass, you rotten mothafuckas. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and put some water in fluffkomix's momma's dish."

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/juicy/1.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/juicy/)
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/juicy/

[fluffkomix]

o ya i remember that article.
honestly if you let your kid walk around like that then ur just asking for her to be kidnapped by some pedophile and raped.

nothing says pedophilia like the word juicy on a young girl's ass

[executioneer]

i hate the internet

[Crimson Ghost]

I think they should make those shirts and shorts/pants written in braille.

[McClain]

I have sweatpants with tiny little phrases printed on the ass.

"You're this close, you might as well tongue-swab my bunghole."
"Close your mouth. I just farted, motherfucker."

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Have they made "kick me" shorts yet?


I strongly dislike crazy religious people.

Instead of I-Mockery can we just make "I-Monkery". For regalia just take the official i-mockery shirt and replace "Awesome" with "A Psalm". Instead of the shark you could have the bible from Castlevania 2. I've had this idea in my head for a while but I don't have photoshop installed on my computer.

[Neen]

Try GIMP

[Dixie]

I hate when I'm in a bathroom stall and people look at my feet to see what direction I'm facing when I pee.
And then ask me about it.

[Misdemonar]

I hate when I'm in a bathroom stall and people look at my feet to see what direction I'm facing when I pee.
And then ask me about it.


ITS PROABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE PISSING ON THE FLOOR.

[Esuohlim]

I hate when I'm in a bathroom stall and people look at my feet to see what direction I'm facing when I pee.
And then ask me about it.

Dude this is hot

[Hangie]

I hate it when I slip on the ice and then bang my head on the ice and it's really cold on the ice, and then a car drives by and splashes me while I'm down on the ice.

[DeadKennedys]

I hate it when I slip on the ice and then bang my head on the ice and it's really cold on the ice, and then a car drives by and splashes me while I'm down on the ice.

Shut up, Hangie...

[Hangie]

Damnit, horse! Not infront of the kids.

[The Leader]

Damnit, horse! Not infront of the kids.
:lol It’s like you’re married. You’re so clever, I love it!

[Hangie]

I know, right? I should be on TV!

[Kitsa]

I strongly dislike crazy religious people.



I have a button that says "God, protect me from your followers"

...it means I'm really witty.

[glowbelly]

i hate my job and fighting for no reason

[Tadao]

Fuck you Growbelly.

[glowbelly]

for the last time: NO.

[Tadao]

But it's Cristmassssssssssss :(

[liquidstatik]

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