Living Irresponsibly

[Tadao]

When I was 20 my mom took her mom into our house. She let me live in Grandmas house. She knew I was a bad boy and would not be resposible, perhaps she wanted me to do it away from my brothers. Anyways, I took in a friend as a roommate and charged him 10 dollars a week for beer. We didn't pay rent or utilities and had massive crazy parties every chance we could. The house was full of posters and album covers tacked to the walls. My own room had a water be in which I carved a poem in runes in the wood and I cut up my Heavy Metal magazine collection and covered every inch of the walls that were showing with some of the greatest artwork ever made. I also had a double headed axe that we would put throught the kitchen wall when needed and used toilet paper for coffee filters. People walked in slept werever and left all the time. We did any drug that came around and the only quite time the niegbors had was between 4am and 2pm. I don't think I have ever grown out of this life style.

[Aaarg]

Oh man, the Boys Next Door.

Also when is there a need to put an axe through a wall? Just for fun?

[Tadao]

Just for fun. Always, always looking for fun.

[Tadao]

A little more on the axe. I used sandpaper to make the balde a shiny metal instead of the red paint. It had a wood handle and I burned a Ankh at the top near the blade with a soldering iron. The handle was wraper with leather and had a great grip. I used to file the fuck out of the blade to make it as sharp as I could. One girl had a dream about me. I was in the tree in front of my house smiling wickedly with my axe. She wasn't afraid, it was just Todd. But when she woke up she felt uneasy about me and my shiny engraved axe. Guess that's why she went for my roomate instead :rolleyes

Need to send the bastard an email.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

When is it a bad time to put an axe(A battle axe right?) through a wall.

[Tadao]

Nah it was just a regular double headed axe. They way I cared for it you would think it was a magical dwarfen axe though.

[MetalMilitia]

Does toilet paper really work as a coffee filter?

[Aaarg]

Does toilet paper really work as a coffee filter?

you get a kind of odd spicy french vanilla flavor if the toilet paper is used.

[Evil Robot]

Does it have to be unused toilet paper?

[Tadao]

Scott brand toilet paper worked. It's the cheapest and super strong.

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/herestoddy.jpg

:herestoddy


Actually, all I ever get off that pic is Angry Asian Jesus :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nah it was just a regular double headed axe. They way I cared for it you would think it was a magical dwarfen axe though.


I'm picturing you looking like an asian Jack Nicholson when he busts through the door with the axe in the shining.

[Aaarg]

NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICTURE IT FOR IT IS PICTURED FOR YOU

[Kitsa]

I AM AT YOUR SERVICE

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Oh, I was kinda drunk last night when I saw that. I thought it was Tadao's face in a grainy old film at first. :dunce

[Sam]

IT LOOKS LIKE "THE GRUDGE" OR SOMETHING. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEORRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW

[Sam]

I was thinking more of the girl with the clicky breathing and the broken neck. :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Kinky, and yes I will have sex with you.

[Kitsa]

tadao needs to stop giving me shitty raw material for photoshoppery.

and her name was KAYAKO, kthx, played by the beautiful Takako Fuji.

[Tadao]

If only Yukiko posted more. :(

[Tadao]

So, I want to travel again, but I might have warrants in California :x The ex said she paid them off when she refinanced the house I gave her. The only way to really know is to walk into the police station and ask. I've tried online and they don't hand out that info over the phone. It's just a bunch of unpaid speeding tickets and another fine I shall leave to your imagination. My drivers license is expired and I would like to get a motorcycle again and ride across the U.S. I rode a motorcycle for Indiana to California one summer. It's something I'd like to do again.

So, maybe I'll be in jail for a spell? I know for sure I haven't learned my lesson. You pussy fags.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Can you go to your local PD and have them check for you?

[Tadao]

"The only way to really know is to walk into the police station and ask."

Yeah. That's the scary part.

[Tadao]

I think the worst that will happen is that the courts will hold me hostage for payment of the fines, my loving parents will pay the fines, I'll pay them back like I always do, I am free and clear. I might do a week tops. One thing I do know, never expect things to unfold the way you envision them.

[ZeldaQueen]

Wow. Crazy livestyle there. :x

The craziest I've heard of is the boys that live in the dorms are able to break into other people's rooms using dental floss, a coat hanger, and a CD.

Oh, and I also heard stories of people getting shrink wrapped to their beds.

[Tadao]

That's only a small portion. I have done many reckless things. Drugs lower your inhibitions.

The only thing dental floss, a coat hanger and a cd in a dorm room should be used for is to hold the girls legs up while you perform an abortion while listening to Slayer.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

I think you only need a credit card and a hammer to break into a room.

[kahljorn]

that's not really a warrant wouldn't that be a bench warrant? What was your other fine for selling expired girl scout cookies jesus I HOPE YOU DONT GO TO JAIL FOR SELLING EXPIRED GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ILLEGALLY :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

"hey ladies, I like to live life dangerously and on edge. I have four warrants out for my arrest. Three of them are speeding tickets because i went FIFTEEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. Potentially, I could serve 2 hours in court waiting for my turn. I also have another warrant out for not properly labeling girl scout cookies when i resold them to my aunt for a 22% profit. Bazing, bitches, I've got capital.
That stunt could snag me 4-6 hours in front of the judge. I'm all yours, ladies."

Can't you just call the court's IRS whatever it is called? The place that usually keeps a record of how much you owe and sets up payment plans. Give them a call, they might be able to help keep you out of jail

[Tadao]

Nah, all signs point to me showing up in person to a police department. That happens on Monday. I always expect the worse.

[kahljorn]

Have you tried calling them or are you just saying that because you're a douchebag who wants something to complain about?

[Tadao]

I've called the county that all this happened in, and they said that they can't release that information without proof of identity.

[Fathom Zero]

And technically, Tadao isn't an american.

[kahljorn]

Tadao, you being alive is living irresponsibly. No story needed there, no blanks to fill. Anecdotes are unnecessary. Good day.

[Tadao]

My only regret is that I have Bonitis!

[kahljorn]

My only regret is that you have bonitis :(

[ZeldaQueen]

:lol

I think you only need a credit card and a hammer to break into a room.
Maybe they don't know that one? I just overheard some kid sitting behind me in Psychology talking about it. He was in the middle of telling a story when I came in, which went something like this: "So we told Billy that he was going to come to his room. So when he knocked on the door, Billy opened the door and punched him in the face. And after that we put a sign on Billy's door that said 'Kung Foo Panda lives here'".