View Full Version : oh it's not a costume, I'm an elf
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:54 AM
well. technically I'm human, but I was raised by elves
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:55 AM
and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:57 AM
I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:58 AM
and I had time to build that rocking horse
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:59 AM
and then to finish... we'll snuggle
Tadao
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:02 AM
Is this where I gay up the thread?
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:07 AM
Your excitement will be shown in your pants.
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:14 AM
Francisco. That's fun to say. Francisco
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:19 AM
gadzooks, you need a backup plan
executioneer
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:22 AM
i got really good ideas
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:24 AM
tickle fight
tickle fight!
tickle fight!!
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:25 AM
happy new year willlllay!
executioneer
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:26 AM
smiling is my favorite
executioneer
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:26 AM
happy new year marie :p
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:28 AM
no. no tomatoes. they're too vulnerable
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:29 AM
Does Santa know that you left the workshop?
doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:32 AM
a peach that lives on a farm
Mockery
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:34 AM
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DevilWearsPrada
Jan 1st, 2009, 05:01 AM
smoked a bag of meth
executioneer
Jan 1st, 2009, 05:21 AM
cottonheaded ninnymuggins >:
Fathom Zero
Jan 1st, 2009, 01:16 PM
He must be one of those south pole elves.
ZeldaQueen
Jan 1st, 2009, 01:23 PM
Maybe he migrated from the North Pole to the South Pole.
That would make him bipolar...
DevilWearsPrada
Jan 1st, 2009, 01:49 PM
you're not santa
Fathom Zero
Jan 1st, 2009, 02:01 PM
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
MarioRPG
Jan 1st, 2009, 02:32 PM
Ginormous.
Fathom Zero
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:09 PM
YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE
Dr. Boogie
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:51 PM
If you knew how much booze it takes to get this woman drunk, you would all be amazed by this thread.
Tadao
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:14 PM
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