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doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:54 AM
well. technically I'm human, but I was raised by elves

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:55 AM
and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:57 AM
I can't go to sleep unless I get tucked in

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:58 AM
and I had time to build that rocking horse

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:59 AM
and then to finish... we'll snuggle

Tadao
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:02 AM
Is this where I gay up the thread?

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:07 AM
Your excitement will be shown in your pants.

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:14 AM
Francisco. That's fun to say. Francisco

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:19 AM
gadzooks, you need a backup plan

executioneer
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:22 AM
i got really good ideas

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:24 AM
tickle fight
tickle fight!
tickle fight!!

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:25 AM
happy new year willlllay!

executioneer
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:26 AM
smiling is my favorite

executioneer
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:26 AM
happy new year marie :p

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:28 AM
no. no tomatoes. they're too vulnerable

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:29 AM
Does Santa know that you left the workshop?

doopa
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:32 AM
a peach that lives on a farm

Mockery
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:34 AM
NUVA RING USERS SHOULD NOT SMOKE! ASK YOUR DOCTOR!

DevilWearsPrada
Jan 1st, 2009, 05:01 AM
smoked a bag of meth

executioneer
Jan 1st, 2009, 05:21 AM
cottonheaded ninnymuggins >:

Fathom Zero
Jan 1st, 2009, 01:16 PM
He must be one of those south pole elves.

ZeldaQueen
Jan 1st, 2009, 01:23 PM
Maybe he migrated from the North Pole to the South Pole.

That would make him bipolar...

DevilWearsPrada
Jan 1st, 2009, 01:49 PM
you're not santa

Fathom Zero
Jan 1st, 2009, 02:01 PM
YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES

MarioRPG
Jan 1st, 2009, 02:32 PM
Ginormous.

Fathom Zero
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:09 PM
YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE

Dr. Boogie
Jan 1st, 2009, 03:51 PM
If you knew how much booze it takes to get this woman drunk, you would all be amazed by this thread.

Tadao
Jan 1st, 2009, 04:14 PM
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