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10,000 Volt Ghost

Sep 10th, 2010, 01:45 PM

That red critter would be cute if it didn't have the sex and the city nose.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/OG_tuxedo_cat.jpg

WANT ONE WANT ONE WANT ONE

Tadao

Sep 22nd, 2010, 11:37 AM

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Kitsa

Sep 22nd, 2010, 06:49 PM

My cockatiels, during better days. Bomber (the yellow) was around 26 when he died. Tiki, the gray, was probably between 30-35, 40 tops. Average life expectancy of a "companion" cockatiel is 15-20 years.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/burds.jpg

:tear

Fathom Zero

Sep 22nd, 2010, 07:06 PM

They had it made. Did you bury them or burn them on a pyre?

Kitsa

Sep 22nd, 2010, 07:08 PM

My brother offered to burn him, but that sounded suspiciously like "Set sister's dead pet bird on fire and play with it", so I said no. I buried him with an old brass bell he loved. The other one died at the same time as my last parakeet (???), so I buried those two together.

My pulmonologist told me I can't have birds anymore because they raise hell with asthma.

The vast majority of my animals live to senility, barring one catastrophic treefrog colony loss, so I must be doing something right.

Dimnos

Sep 27th, 2010, 03:45 PM

http://www.calacademy.org/science_now/images/redjelly2.jpg

Tadao

Nov 16th, 2010, 12:24 PM

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Pentegarn

Nov 16th, 2010, 04:02 PM

Life has got to be annoying for that rabbit.

Imagine a tongue twice the size of your face licking you repeatedly

Tadao

Nov 16th, 2010, 04:28 PM

That just gave me a boner. :(

Fathom Zero

Nov 17th, 2010, 03:29 PM

kradKo2rrlY

Ex Leper

Nov 18th, 2010, 01:52 AM

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/2817/cutebabyotters.jpg (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/cutebabyotters.jpg/)

Pentegarn

Nov 23rd, 2010, 01:49 PM

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Nekoneko061

Nov 23rd, 2010, 04:30 PM

This is my favorite out of my many, many chickens.
Say hello to Clover the Speckled Sussex!
http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j364/Ivy061/2-1.jpg

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2010, 11:04 AM

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Zomboid

Nov 24th, 2010, 11:17 AM

:lol That reminds me of this: http://www.theonion.com/articles/brave-mountain-lion-fends-off-group-of-hikers,2526/

Ex Leper

Nov 25th, 2010, 10:33 AM

Please turn off your speakers,the soundtrack is horrible
oCqLKnx-YNc

Aaarg

Dec 2nd, 2010, 11:52 PM

http://klimp.dk/glown/dog_of_misery.jpg
this is where my dog chooses to rest. all the time.

http://klimp.dk/glown/catparty.jpg
catnip party wohoo

Tadao

Dec 7th, 2010, 10:52 AM

http://firefoxlive.mozilla.org/

Ex Leper

Dec 7th, 2010, 05:28 PM

DVLebnwKAkM

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 23rd, 2010, 04:13 PM

The firefox live ad at the top of the page is adorable. Like the red panda.

Tadao

Dec 23rd, 2010, 06:16 PM

http://firefoxlive.mozilla.org/

Yeah, this this thing.

Also

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Fathom Zero

Dec 23rd, 2010, 09:05 PM

OH THEY'RE SO CUTE THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE REAL THINGS

Tadao

Jan 5th, 2011, 01:09 PM

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Tadao

Jan 21st, 2011, 12:27 PM

Baby Polar Bear

http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/247baee6-c082-4602-ba39-d59ba119a251.jpg

Pentegarn

Jan 21st, 2011, 03:01 PM

Seems a little small for a polar bear cub

The Leader

Jan 21st, 2011, 03:54 PM

They come out the size of mice or something like that. Most cubs don't leave the den until they're several months old.

Zhukov

Jan 24th, 2011, 09:42 AM

I've got the irresistible urge to bite it's eye.

Fathom Zero

Jan 24th, 2011, 11:04 AM

Mmmmm, blackcurrant

Tadao

Jan 24th, 2011, 11:59 AM

It needs a top hat and monocle to go with that little frown. :posh

Ex Leper

Jan 25th, 2011, 12:35 AM

Tadao, this is for you.

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/1857/tumblrlfebh2mjqs1qgoiq8.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/tumblrlfebh2mjqs1qgoiq8.jpg/)

Tadao

Jan 25th, 2011, 11:04 AM

HOW DID YOU KNOW?

Ex Leper

Jan 29th, 2011, 08:17 AM

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/2488/dbrnr67m4ptximkiosvyu4n.jpg (http://img824.imageshack.us/i/dbrnr67m4ptximkiosvyu4n.jpg/)

captain516

Jan 29th, 2011, 02:47 PM

And on a similar note..
http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/4530/adolfwithdeer.jpg (http://img545.imageshack.us/i/adolfwithdeer.jpg/)

Zhukov

Jan 30th, 2011, 08:53 AM

Anybody know what the crickey fuck this thing is? It's new to me, and since it's got eight legs it might be deadly.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF5235.jpg

Tadao

Jan 30th, 2011, 12:03 PM

It's a spider. You're welcome.

Fathom Zero

Jan 30th, 2011, 12:17 PM

Class arachnida

MLE

Jan 30th, 2011, 10:27 PM

At least it's approved.

Zhukov

Jan 31st, 2011, 03:48 AM

It didn't have visually separate thorax or abdomen or the other bit, AS YOU CAN SEE it just has one fat, flat-ish body which was shiny like petrol. Fuck this, I'm laying extra traps tonight.

Pentegarn

Jan 31st, 2011, 09:11 AM

Try whatsthatbug, send them that pic they should be able to figure out what it is

Zhukov

Feb 1st, 2011, 08:45 AM

I think it's a tick. Which is weird because nobody close has pets.

Wonderful; they cause paralysis and meningitis. There are no bugs out there that don't want to hurt me.

Fathom Zero

Feb 1st, 2011, 12:19 PM

Probably. Looks somewhat like a tick, although its legs are really freaking long considering it looks like it just ate.

Tadao

Mar 7th, 2011, 12:00 PM

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Ex Leper

Mar 23rd, 2011, 11:35 AM

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn214/ConnDevi/f5126673b1a727fa00bc42866a83e189.gif
(http://img10.imageshack.us/i/f5126673b1a727fa00bc428.gif/)

Womti

Mar 27th, 2011, 06:27 PM

hey, I wanna go dogsledding too!

Tadao

Apr 22nd, 2011, 09:01 PM

http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/5627968795_f7451edd6d.jpg

Fathom Zero

May 27th, 2011, 12:49 AM

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5789/owlonbiketop.jpg

This thread hasn't been updated in a month. I am upset.

Tadao

May 27th, 2011, 02:45 AM

There are baby birds all over the place, but my digi camera broke. :(

Tadao

May 31st, 2011, 01:07 AM

http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/48d4bcc8-1e9b-44a7-af58-853695b42d96.gif

Supafly345

Sep 18th, 2011, 04:11 AM

zBHNa0myibs

ThrashO

Sep 18th, 2011, 04:31 AM

zBHNa0myibs

HES RIGHT. THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS.

ThrashO

Sep 18th, 2011, 04:39 AM

And where has this thread been? I <3 it.

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Pentegarn

Sep 18th, 2011, 08:06 AM

zBHNa0myibs

There's so many places to go with replies to this

Honeycomb's big, yeah yeah yeah

You know what I took away from that video? Free honey!

Serious beehive? As opposed to what, a novelty beehive? Who makes a novelty bee hive?

Supafly345

Sep 18th, 2011, 07:22 PM

This is a man who fucking loves his job of cleaning out the worst rot imaginable, and you are making fun of his excited bee banter. He just can't contain how awesome this house is, and is trying his darnedest to put words together in such a way that makes it sound like a problem- which isn't fucking possible.

kahljorn

Sep 18th, 2011, 07:30 PM

HONEYCOMB HIDEOUT

Pentegarn

Sep 18th, 2011, 11:04 PM

I am mad at myself for forgetting the Honeycomb Hideout

10,000 Volt Ghost

Sep 26th, 2011, 11:18 PM

HONEYCOMB HIDEOUT

They are all whores now though :(

http://honeycombhideout.com/shop.html

Pentegarn

Sep 26th, 2011, 11:30 PM

Yeah yeah yeah

10,000 Volt Ghost

Sep 26th, 2011, 11:33 PM

They're not prudes.

Pentegarn

Sep 27th, 2011, 12:32 AM

No no no

Fathom Zero

Oct 1st, 2011, 02:30 AM

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/2689/tumblrlrvozs53aj1qf8zjp.jpg

omg the angry face :lol

Shyandquietguy

Oct 2nd, 2011, 01:53 AM

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Finally I get to contribute to this thread!

R.I.P. Apache Jumper.

Ex Leper

Oct 5th, 2011, 12:34 PM

http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/7075/tumblrlsg1zlrdfh1qzado8.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/717/tumblrlsg1zlrdfh1qzado8.jpg/)

executioneer

Oct 5th, 2011, 02:32 PM

they're missing a lion cub damn it

total missed opportunity

ThrashO

Oct 5th, 2011, 05:20 PM

they're missing a lion cub damn it

total missed opportunity

a lion cub covered in the guts and blood of a baby warthog and meerkat wouldn't be nearly as cute.

executioneer

Oct 5th, 2011, 05:46 PM

they coulda got a really really young one that was too young to do anything but wobble around blearily

like these
http://www.denverzoo.org/images/lion_cub_dp.jpg

ThrashO

Oct 5th, 2011, 06:45 PM

http://www.underground-gamer.com/imagebucket/look_my_fucking_balls.jpeg

The Leader

Oct 6th, 2011, 11:33 AM

They're so fuzzy. :3

k0k0

Oct 7th, 2011, 09:28 PM

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Tadao

Aug 11th, 2012, 01:43 PM

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Tadao

Jan 1st, 2013, 10:57 PM

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