BIZARRO COMICS

[bigtimecow]

FIRST UP, EMO PHILLIPS

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Tadao]

He is soooo awesome

[bigtimecow]

for serious, now one of my top comedians. i never had many, but he's added to the list

[Tadao]

He's still doing stand up. One of the guys on the another forum goes and sees him and then he takes a picture of him holding pictures of them and gives Emo the copy.

http://a540.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_b2dbf672c7843d3e26c66c9a311cfb3b.jpg

[bigtimecow]

hahahahahaha that's awesome :D

"my teacher said to me, 'hey emo you haven't been to camouflage class in 6 weeks' i said 'i'm getting good!'"

:lol

[Tadao]

People come up to me and they're worried ... that I'll ... reproduce.

[bigtimecow]

i'm quite skilled with the ladies. you know the other night, i don't wanna brag, but i was with this lady and, well, from the sounds she was making from my caresses, you would've thought she was... conscious

oh yeah she was amazing, from the hair on her head to the price tag on her foot

[Tadao]

:lol

[Kitsa]

The bf was playing a Tiny Tim album yesterday, and Tiny Tim was talking for a few mins at the beginning. And until he started singing, I thought I was listening to a new Emo Phillips record.

Srsly.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This is my impersonation of an existential seagull.
http://www.emophilips.com/content/emo_images/emo-philips-blindfold-refused.jpg (http://www.emophilips.com/epk/secondmill.htm#blindfold-refused)

I loved him since I called him Mr Butterfingers.

[Mockery]

UHF :love

[bigtimecow]

UHF :love
i remember seeing something on VH1 about UHF and he said he only got paid like 30 cents or something. he showed the check :lol

[Kitsa]

I believe it, having experienced something similar.

[Big McLargehuge]

i had a very close relationship with this other child, i was his imaginary friend :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i remember seeing something on VH1 about UHF and he said he only got paid like 30 cents or something. he showed the check :lol


I saw that too. I don't even think he cashed it. I want to say he put it on a plaque.

[bigtimecow]

there was a youtube video when he tries taking out this trumpet and keeps putting it together while talking, but he never uses it :lol i think he takes it apart too

but while he was first taking it out he drops it and goes "keep your seats" and it was just :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

we might as well talk about more bizarro comics, like norm macdonald. my god, watch his speech at the roast of bob saget (i've probably talked about it before, but it's fucking golden)

[Fathom Zero]

I fuckin' love Norm. Here's his response to Jim Norton:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6FiPHxzRCI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLkdSDAw1gU&feature=related

:lol

[bigtimecow]

lol lol lol lol lol lol

k, i'm re-naming this thread

[executioneer]

norm mcdonald is so great :(

[MattJack]

HAHAHAHAHA @ Norm on Conan from FZ link

[Fathom Zero]

"Box Office Poison" :lol

[Colonel Flagg]

Norm is the best. I loved his Weekend Update spots on SNL.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

lol lol lol lol lol lol

k, i'm re-naming this thread


I looked at the name and was like "Shouldn't this be in the book forum?"



More like if it's spelled Chairman of the bored!

[MattJack]

Rik Mayall (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMQNH9G5nbI) is one of my favoritesssss

[Tadao]

He's still doing stand up. One of the guys on the another forum goes and sees him and then he takes a picture of him holding pictures of them and gives Emo the copy.

http://a540.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_b2dbf672c7843d3e26c66c9a311cfb3b.jpg

He said the show was great, but we knew it would be.

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2428/165/101/691926060/n691926060_2725910_4981.jpg