Worst Cartoons Ever

[Durrsomething]

Describe the worst cartoons you ever saw and would rather eat a cactus then watching them

Mine in no order:

Avatar
Ben 10
Totally Spies
Jake Long
Super Robot Monkey Team
Loonatics
The Batman
My Gym Partners a Monkey
Squirrel Boy
Teamo Supremo

[Tadao]

:aok

[captain516]

Oh God I rmember Loonatics. Worst. Idea. Ever.

[The Leader]

What are you talking about?

[LordSappington]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT TH BATMAN
It even had a damned awesome zombie epidemic episode!

[darkvare]

naruto

[Durrsomething]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT TH BATMAN
It even had a damned awesome zombie epidemic episode!

No, it was the WORST animated version of Batman ever. Ugly characters, shitty voices, terrible writing, hateable characters, and was just a slap in the face to those who grew up with TAS

Until Brave and the Bold came along........

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Hammerman. MC Hammer in poorly animated form.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ

[BurntToShreds]

Anything from Canada made using Flash.

[captain516]

No, it was the WORST animated version of Batman ever. Ugly characters, shitty voices, terrible writing, hateable characters, and was just a slap in the face to those who grew up with TAS

Until Brave and the Bold came along........
You gotta admit the last season was pretty cool, though.

[Esuohlim]

Anything anime those are the worst cartoons

[Sam]

Spongebob >:

[Tadao]

King of the Hill >:

[DevilWearsPrada]

Spongebob >:

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[LordSappington]

No, it was the WORST animated version of Batman ever. Ugly characters, shitty voices, terrible writing, hateable characters, and was just a slap in the face to those who grew up with TAS

Until Brave and the Bold came along........
Bitch about The Batman, and get on with the Brave and the Bold.
Also, I personally think TAS sucked ass. I can't stand the character interpretation. Joker isn't nearly insane enough, the Penguin is STILL stupid, and that's the second lamest Freeze I've ever seen, next to the Arnie one.

[darkvare]

striperella >:

[Durrsomething]

Also, I personally think TAS sucked ass. I can't stand the character interpretation. Joker isn't nearly insane enough, the Penguin is STILL stupid, and that's the second lamest Freeze I've ever seen, next to the Arnie one.
:explode

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

striperella >:

Agreed.

1) Anything with Scrappy Doo
2) Legend of Zelda: The t.v. stand alone series.(Not the one shown during the super mario cartoon)
3) Fantastic Max
4) The new adventures of(anything)
5) The Robonic stooges (Blasphemy!)


Special Mention: Super Globetrotters. Not because it's bad. It's just ridiculous.

[DevilWearsPrada]

2) Legend of Zelda: The t.v. stand alone series.(Not the one shown during the super mario cartoon)



Well excuuuuuuuse me, princess

[DevilWearsPrada]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtW6wS3z97Q&feature=related|

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtW6wS3z97Q&feature=related)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mDQ-Yg6AME&feature=related

[LordSappington]

:explode
Also, Batman Beyond. That show was so cash.

[executioneer]

assy mcgee

[Sam]

12 oz. mouse

[Sam]

Baby Blues

[executioneer]

hardly turdman, attorney at fag

[Tadao]

Heavy Metal

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

12 oz. mouse


I tried really really hard to forget about this. 12 oz. mouse was terrible.

[pac-man]

Waynehead

[executioneer]

the b**nd*cks

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Waynehead


Is that the one with a young Damon Wayans?

[pac-man]

Yeah... good god it was terrible. The WB had some decent kids shows in their infancy, but Waynehead should have never ever made the cut.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

hahaha, I kinda remember it :(

[pac-man]

It's like a bad ex-girlfriend that you didn't date for very long, it's hard to remember much about it except not liking it.

[Wild Wallace]

LOL, all I can remember about Waynehead was the theme song.

[BurntToShreds]

Waynehead

I wanted to forget this show... but had to make me remember >:

[Angryhydralisk]

I feel that if it was a shit cartoon back in the day, I probably caught it.

Battletech
Conan The Adventurer
Siegfried and Roy: Masters of the Impossible
G.I. Joe with Sargeant Savage (His voice was NOT COOL.)
G.I. Joe Extreme
Captain N
The Bots Master
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo
Skeleton Warriors (The action figures were rad.)
Darkstalkers
Street Fighter
Spawn (total http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/supercoven/wank.gif if you ask me.)
Tv Funhouse (Technically not a cartoon, but the cartoon segments were seldom ever funny.)
The Flintstones spin-off revolving around Pebbles and Bam-Bam.
Sonic Underground (Technically early 2000s but still.)
All the cartoons on MTV save Beavis & Butt-head and Daria on a good day. Oh, and the Maxx cos' it was cool in a weird way.
Virtually every cartoon on UPN save for Mega Man and Street Sharks.
Mortal Kombat (Hell, ALL the USA cartoons sucked except Mighty Max and Ninja Turtles)
Catdog (The beginning of the end for nicktoons if you ask me)
Damn near every cartoon of the early to mid 90s that wasn't on nickelodeon.

You guys are picking at straws, here. Sure,cartoons may be mostly crap now but the trainwrecks they had back then? Goddam. http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/supercoven/hitlersmiley.gif

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Captain N wasn't bad until they brought in Game Boy. The brothers Grunt were okay.

[Grislygus]

Describe the worst cartoons you ever saw and would rather eat a cactus then watching them

Mine in no order:

Avatar
Ben 10
Totally Spies
Jake Long
Super Robot Monkey Team
Loonatics
The Batman
My Gym Partners a Monkey
Squirrel Boy
Teamo Supremo

WHY IS THIS BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY WHHHHHHHHYYYY GOD DEAR HEAVEN WHERE AM I

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Twilight zone

[ZeldaQueen]

Tiny Toons
Looney Toon Kids (or whatever those were called)

[Sam]

Twilight zone

They never made a Twilight Zone cartoon.

:rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[LordSappington]

The fifty different versions of Pokemon cartoons
All the seasons of Digimon after 1 and 2 (those were the shit to me and my friends back from third to sixth grade, when they canceled the only station that showed it)

Good god, this thread made me remember all the good times I had with cartoons, and now I'm all depressed.

[pac-man]

It wasn't a cartoon but Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills was the biggest piece of shit ever. ever.

[Angryhydralisk]

That and Biker Mice From Mars. can't forget THAT train wreck. And James Bond Jr. And Sherlock holmes in the 23rd Century or whatever he was in the future. It might have been dope but I dunno. Batman Beyond was alright, though. Can't say the same for-

[pac-man]

Disney's Doug. What the fuck was that all about?

[Kilgore Cod]

Almost anything on Adult Swim.

[ZeldaQueen]

Rocket Power. I kid you not, those kids annoyed me so much I wanted to strangle them (an impressive feat).

The first few seasons of Sailor Moon (dubbed by Dic) were pretty bad. Plus they had those stupid "Sailor Moon Says" tips for life things at the end. Apparently Cloverfield did away with those so the later seasons might have been better, but I never saw those.

And it technically never aired, but there was this Sailor Moon series planned that was supposed to be half live action, half animated (animated for when they were Sailor Scouts, live action when they were civilian). It looked awful because (a) It was politically correct with a a black Sailor Scout and one in a wheel chair (b) the clips shown of the planned pilot showed Sailor Moon and Co traveling around in space on some weird hang gliding-type things and (c) The promo video looked like some bad music video, with the Sailor Scouts dancing around to a bad song ("Sailor! Sailor Mooon!")

[LordSappington]

Jesus, don't get me started on Sailor Moon. My sister was (and still is) a Japanophile back in the day, and had these VHS tapes of Sailor moon, in original Japanese, with English subtitles.
So, every morning, since my bedroom was on the other side of the tv room wall, I'd wake up to that God-awful Japanese theme song. I wanted to break her tapes so bad; if it weren't for my parents grounding me from friends, games, tv and books (unthinkable for me), I would have the second week.
Oh, this went on until I was in seventh grade, and her friends convinced her the other high school kids couldn't find out or she be ridiculed. The one time I ever liked them, right there.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I have season 2 on VHS :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

That and Biker Mice From Mars. can't forget THAT train wreck.
Fuck you. And fuck you again for bashing skeleton warriors. Both of those shows were cool.

I'd agree with The Batman as being awful. Also, American Dad and Family Guy.

[Fathom Zero]

What the fuck is The Batman?

[pac-man]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/87/The_Batman.PNG/235px-The_Batman.PNG

The Joker didn't wear shoes and had dreadlocks.

[Dimnos]

I guess I never saw "The Batman" just TAS. TAS wasnt great but it didnt totally suck. While I never watched more than half of two episodes, Batman Beyond had a killer concept I thought. What would Bruce Wayne do when he gets to old to fight bad guys? Just hang up the cowl? Hell no! Build a cyborg suit and train some kid.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I guess I never saw "The Batman" just TAS. TAS wasnt great but it didnt totally suck. While I never watched more than half of two episodes, Batman Beyond had a killer concept I thought. What would Bruce Wayne do when he gets to old to fight bad guys? Just hang up the cowl? Hell no! Build a cyborg suit and train some kid.


I've only seen a few Batman Beyond episodes but I read into it more online. The epilogue to BB is in a Justice League episode and it's really good.

[pac-man]

Batman Beyond was cool and the Return of the Joker movie was up there with Mask of the Phantasm. I'm pretty much on board with the legion that finds the Bruce Timm/Paul Dini DC Animated Universe adaptation to be the definitive cartoon Batman.

[ZeldaQueen]

Jesus, don't get me started on Sailor Moon. My sister was (and still is) a Japanophile back in the day, and had these VHS tapes of Sailor moon, in original Japanese, with English subtitles.
So, every morning, since my bedroom was on the other side of the tv room wall, I'd wake up to that God-awful Japanese theme song. I wanted to break her tapes so bad; if it weren't for my parents grounding me from friends, games, tv and books (unthinkable for me), I would have the second week.
Oh, this went on until I was in seventh grade, and her friends convinced her the other high school kids couldn't find out or she be ridiculed. The one time I ever liked them, right there.
Mm yeah. The manga were okay (though a bit on the sugary side), but the anime were annoying.

And Sherlock holmes in the 23rd Century or whatever he was in the future

Hey, that wasn't bad! I liked it quite a bit. I've only found about four on kewlcartoons.net, but still...

[pac-man]

That kewlcartoons website is like a graveyard for syndicated shows that aired at 6am on weekdays. Inspector Gadget is arguably the only show on there that doesn't warrant mention here.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Anything Educational made in the past 5 years. Are they trying to make children stupid.

[Durrsomething]

Also, anything made by DIC starting in 1998 (Archies Weird Mysteries, Super Duper Sumos, that show with the kids turning into dinosaurs). Man, that company should just go bankrupt and put out of their misery.....

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Later seasons of G.I. Joe where the Joes and the Cobras decided to team up to get rid of the Drug Lords because drugs are bad. Drugs are so bad even terrorists know they're bad news. Drugs are so bad terrorists team up with real american heroes to fight drug lords.

[Jeff The Ninja]

Oh god, i just remembered Maya the Bee. I remember very little of it, but that little hurts my brain.

Also Mega Babies.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Maya the bee was bad times.

[Tadao]

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f246/ecuakim1/Bobbys_World.jpg

[pac-man]

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[pac-man]

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/simpsons-bart.jpg

"Hey, I know it wasn’t great, but what right do you have to complain?"

http://missgeeky.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/comic-book-guy.gif

"As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me."

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/images/simpsons-bart.jpg

"What? They’re giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them."

http://missgeeky.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/comic-book-guy.gif

"Worst episode ever."

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Prostars was pretty bad.

[Angryhydralisk]

Fuck you. And fuck you again for bashing skeleton warriors. Both of those shows were cool.



The toys were cool, I'll give you that. And I'm rabble-rousing, so I'll also give you that. And their theme songs sucked tremendously, I'll give ya that. Hell virtually ALL cartoon and anime theme songs suck balls save for a handful (And you folks know what they are!).

[Dimnos]

Later seasons of G.I. Joe where the Joes and the Cobras decided to team up to get rid of the Drug Lords because drugs are bad. Drugs are so bad even terrorists know they're bad news. Drugs are so bad terrorists team up with real american heroes to fight drug lords.


I HAD successfully burned that from my memory! Thanks a lot! >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

>:

Even when I was younger I understood that it didn't make sense.

Maybe the Marines should team up with Hezbollah to fight....the Columbians!

[Zomboid]

Any of the Paul Dini/Bruce Timm DC shows were not just good, they were great. Justice League/JLU remains my favorite cartoon of all time.

The old X-Men and spider-man cartoons were really good too, but even those can't compare.

[Wild Wallace]

Anything made by Klasky-Csupo
Camp Lazlo
Sammy (the David Spade cartoon that aired for like two weeks on NBC)
God, The Devil, & Bob
Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil
Assy McGee
Fooly Cooly
Naruto
The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Scrappy-Doo
Will & Dewitt
South Park
Drawn Together
The Simpsons

[LordSappington]

I still like South Park. Gross humor, but it can sometimes be pretty witty. Infinitely better than Family Guy and the last three seasons of The Simpsons.

[Skulhedface]

I am almost 30, therefore it is in my genes to say that any cartoon produced after, say, 1992, sucks. With obligatory Adult Swim exceptions. GOD, I'm so demographic conformist.

On a serious note, I flipped through the channels and hit Boomerang, and they were airing "Hey There It's Yogi Bear." I haven't seen that shit since quite literally 1990, but for some reason I still remembered all the words to the songs. Now if I could just remember where my keys were.

[Durrsomething]

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

You know it pisses me off, that people are still blinded by nostalgia and don't accept that this show is 80 million times better then the original and more faithful to the original comics, though Fast Foreward and the recent season suck

[LittleDollClaudia]

13 Ghosts of Scooby Doo (oh hell, ANY stupid spin off that didn't follow the original formula) MUST KILL THAT SCRAPPY.
Pound Puppies
Ghostbusters ( the crappy ripoff)
When every single boy band got a short lived cartoon
Bonkers

[ZeldaQueen]

You know it pisses me off, that people are still blinded by nostalgia and don't accept that this show is 80 million times better then the original and more faithful to the original comics, though Fast Foreward and the recent season suck
Yeah, I really don't get it. Admittedly, I only saw one of the VHSs for the old series, but it seemed pretty off from the source material, from what I heard.

[pac-man]

You know it pisses me off, that people are still blinded by nostalgia and don't accept that this show is 80 million times better then the original and more faithful to the original comics, though Fast Foreward and the recent season suck

You know what pisses me off, people that pretend to give a shit about the fact that TMNT was a comic book. Now, maybe you've got a longbox full of 'em, Durr. But, for those of us who didn't have that luxury, the original TMNT was the definitive version.

Now, I don't think the new show is anywhere near one of the worst cartoons ever, but 80 million times better than the original!?!? When the new show outlasts the run of the original, moves as much merchandise, or spawns movies that rake in cash, then you could argue it's maybe on par with it.

And besides, why the hell should any adult accept that a modern Saturday morning cartoon is better than one they grew up with? It's hard to really enjoy a show made for children when you're not a child.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Again, Pacman, why must you equate success to quality?

[pac-man]

I'm flattered you follow my posts so closely. I have to ask, what's your formula for figuring out how good a Saturday morning cartoon is? Anyone who's sitting down with a pen and pad breaking these things down and not getting paid for it is doing it wrong. If you want to talk awards, there was no Emmy for cartoons during the original show's run and the new one has been overlooked I'm sure, not receiving so much as a nomination. I'm sure they've at least gotten nominated for an Annie Award- let me check. WHAT!? No? While successful (and apparently terrible) shows like Family Guy and SpongeBob Squarepants are multiple time winners! Pfft... stupid professional critics and stupider everybody else who watches these shows and buys their merchandise. Thank goodness there are anonymous forum visitors who are hard at work to correct these oversights.

In direct response to your statement: Why aren't the Detroit Lions successful? Because their players and coaches aren't quality.

EDIT: or whatever the Canadian Football League equivalent is. Matter of fact, let's just say that the reason the NFL is more successful than the CFL is because the NFL has higher quality play and players.

EDIT: or whatever the cheese, hockey, or Rush equivalent is.

[Dimnos]

I didnt know Canadians gave a shit about football. Isnt it all cheese and hockey up there?

[Kilgore Cod]

cheese, hockey and Rush.