The Mystery Of Romance: The Plight of Jonathan Clement

[Sacks]

xx

[Tadao]

Please tell me this is from last year.

[Dixie]

Man I wish he'd come back. I miss the entertainment.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Jonathan Clement: See, that's what I mean! I don't want someone who's after my money!


:lol...................:lol

Good luck

[Sacks]

Please tell me this is from last year.


20 minutes ago.

[Sam]

NICE FANFICTION SACKS :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

Jonathan Clement: No, having a nice girlfriend who I love.
SacksFromTheDead: What have you done to get that
SacksFromTheDead: Aside from absolutely nothing and masturbating


:lol

This convo was the best thing posted on here in ages. I wish some more people like Clement would sign up - the type of people that don't realise how ridiculous they are.

[Tadao]

They are here, they are just hiding in the front forums. Rog built a playpen for them.

[Chojin]

SacksFromTheDead: Maybe you should stop crying about it on the internet
SacksFromTheDead: AND GO GET A JOB
SacksFromTheDead: AND WORK OUT
Jonathan Clement: I suppose that wouldn't be a bad idea, but I don't really see how it could help my situation.
This is why aspies should be shot at birth. It's for their own good.

[Big McLargehuge]

Jonathan Clement: It's the Christians fault for making me want it in the first place!

HAHAHA, I hate it when i believe everything i am told. :(

[Perndog]

They are here, they are just hiding in the front forums. Rog built a playpen for them.

Get back in your playpen then.

[The Leader]

Jonathan Clement: And that my goal... The thing I've been chasing after these last 6 or 7 is permanantly out of my reach.
SacksFromTheDead: having a job and exercising?
Jonathan Clement: No, having a nice girlfriend who I love.

:tear

[Tadao]

Get back in your playpen then.

I would think that Satan would have provided you with more wit. Your poser is showing.

[Perndog]

Minions are more likely to do what they're told if it's put simply and directly.