kahljorn [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 05:15 PM

You are a jealous little bitch who, after realizing his dick is only as big as his moms clit, decided he looked better as a girl.

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 05:29 PM

:lol
i don't know what's considered normal and non-incestual in your family but in our family we didn't really compare genital sizes.

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 05:34 PM

Trying on your moms bras is almost the same thing.

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 05:44 PM

So like if you wear hand me down clothes from your brother or something that means that you had sex with your brother..

i don't know where to go from here so i guess YOU WIN

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 05:49 PM

Only if you stare in the mirror while wearing those clothes and try to act like him/her. Then yeah, you want to be inside that person. I'm guessing that you tried to make a wig out of the hair from her comb to go with your new dress.

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 05:52 PM

I think you're equivocating "inside."

Also you are condemning like every single person as being incestuous with your comments.

Tadao has intellectual disagreeances with Robert Merton

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 05:55 PM

Don't try to :hat me Mr's Mr.

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:02 PM

Why did you even start this thread? You should've just started another animal thread or something about how you gross women out on the internet because you've discovered that women are easily fooled into believing you are cool if you act all devil may care about having sex with them.

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:06 PM

Is this stance taken from your made up college story about the "woman warrior" teacher, or is all that estrogen you take making you hot for me?

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:10 PM

Obviously, you are retarded. There is little similarity between a "WOMAN WARRIOR" type personality who is always DEFENDING WOMENZ TO GET THE WOMENZ and the "SERIOUSFORREALDOUCHEBAGINYOURFACE" type personality who is always SEXUALIZING THE WOMENS other than that they both think they are psychologically clever.

and both of them are a lot less sexually experienced/gifted than they would have others believe.

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:15 PM

Which is why we are here, doing this.

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:17 PM

This thread is even disappointing for my masochistic side. ;/

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:18 PM

i mean really, you've just made me feel even more superior to old losers on the internet who can't get laid.

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:19 PM

Ok, I'll let you go for now. I'm sure next month you'll get you period and then be all horny for me again.

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:23 PM

I'm sure next month you'll eat your dick off of your own body like sushi and make a post about it on the internet.

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:24 PM

honestly, that will be the most erotic experience of your life

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:28 PM

I'm sure next month you'll eat your dick off of your own body like sushi and make a post about it on the internet.

Then will you let me wear your wedding dress?

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:32 PM

"the answer is no"

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:33 PM

BITCH!

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:39 PM

I'm going to go do something more exciting than this like find one of those things at the dollar store that organizes silverware.

try not to eat your own dick, dick mouth.

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:42 PM

Yeah, that would leave this thread without any testosterone whatsoever.

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 06:44 PM

THAT WOULD LEAVCE THIS THREAD WITHOUT STUPID THINGS TO SAY AT THE VERY END BY TADAO

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 08:51 PM

this thread is the second most disappointing thing with my name on it. >:

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 09:25 PM

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/kahljorn.jpg

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 10:57 PM

I can't really call that disappointing ;/ I mean, I never held out any hope that it would be good. Maybe it's the packaging. if you started with just my name and then it flashed to that picture...

DeadKennedys

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:14 PM

This might be funny if Tadao was a brash young rogue with a devil may care attitude, inciting responses from people just to get his kicks

When in fact he's a middle-aged, unmarried overweight slob :/ You know those guys who play WoW that insult you for not playing 60 hours a week? Yeah...

Cue semi-witty response

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:18 PM

When in fact he's a middle-aged, unmarried overweight slob with a pretend devil make hair attitude :/

Cue semi-witty response

: (

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:20 PM

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:23 PM

attached to a man right away.

tadao you're like 40 something if a woman your age got married she wouldn't exactly be jumping the gun

Dixie

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:26 PM

tadao you're like 40 something if a woman your age got married she wouldn't exactly be jumping the gun

You don't know many women his age do you?

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:28 PM

All the women my age are actively traveling and enjoying life without a dedicated partner. Most of us have already been married and see no reason to do that ever again.

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:30 PM

I don't see what knowing women his age has to do with knowing about jumping guns.

DeadKennedys

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:31 PM

Yes, how dare you not play wow for 60 hours a week. You are a fag for not doing that. Now if you'll excuse, according to you I need to go get married to be am outstanding person such as yourself. Because that what women are for. For being married to. Heaven for bid they go on dating anyone they want, they must be attached to a man right away.

Yeah. That's exactly what I was implying. I'm sorry, women. I mean, wymyn. I'm such a chauvinist I'm just out of control :lol

Let me rephrase it then. A middle-aged, overweight slob who is entirely repulsive to women. Better?

If you are indeed Kahljorn's old professor, would you please educate me on the location of the clitoris? I'm all ears

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:35 PM

If you are indeed Kahljorn's old professor, would you please educate me on the location of the clitoris? I'm all ears

At least pay attention on who is calling who what :/

Dixie

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:37 PM

I don't see what knowing women his age has to do with knowing about jumping guns.
Alot of the women I know his age that are single are in a hurry to get married.

DeadKennedys

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:41 PM

At least pay attention on who is calling who what :/

With the female empowerment comment you made out of the blue, well, you know... :/

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:42 PM

I don't think we are talking about jumping the same sorts of guns

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:44 PM

I don't want to get married!

kahljorn

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:45 PM

alright tadao quit trying to change the topic from what a douchebag you are

DeadKennedys

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:47 PM

alright tadao quit trying to change the topic from what a douchebag you are

A clever tactic, I must say!

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:51 PM

Most women love going out with douche bags, then they get tired of it and settle down with a nice guy. I have no problem with this. Besides, I make you guys look like something worth holding onto, but when you girl does that thing with her tongue, well yeah, I expect a Christmas card for that next year.

DeadKennedys

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:55 PM

:lol

I never said I was a nice guy.

I'm just a classy asshole. And I don't start internet arguments in between furious masturbation sessions.

Tadao

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:58 PM

That's poser talk. I'm a bad guy with a style. :rolleyes

I bet you practice the tough look in the mirror.

Fathom Zero

Jan 7th, 2009, 11:59 PM

This is the single worst topic I have ever read. I'm dumber for having done so. You've all dashed my dreams of the future, to say nothing of getting into college or holding a steady job. I hope you're all proud of yourselves, you sadistic bastards.

DeadKennedys

Jan 8th, 2009, 12:00 AM

That's poser talk. I'm a bad guy with a style. :rolleyes

I bet you practice the tough look in the mirror.

Asshole =/= Bad guy

I'm sorry though, man. I didn't know that women were turned on by senseless internet arguments. But at the same time, they're beautiful creatures and I should respect them more. I've got so much to learn...

MattJack

Jan 8th, 2009, 12:02 AM

I haven't really read anything in here, but I still felt this was necessary:

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/934/remixtadao3gu2.gif

Thank you, and God bless yall.

Tadao

Jan 8th, 2009, 12:09 AM

Asshole =/= Bad guy

I'm sorry though, man. I didn't know that women were turned on by senseless internet arguments. But at the same time, they're beautiful creatures and I should respect them more. I've got so much to learn...

You're just a hooker with a heart of gold!

kahljorn

Jan 8th, 2009, 12:22 AM

would you please educate me on the location of the clitoris?

The clitoris is like a cup with a straw in it

DevilWearsPrada

Jan 8th, 2009, 01:47 AM

The clitoris is like following all the rules!

DeadKennedys

Jan 8th, 2009, 03:54 AM

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/869/cloysterle3.png

I FOUND IT!

Kitsa

Jan 8th, 2009, 09:03 AM

I feel the need to just interject here, lest my very expensive medical education go 100% to waste instead of just 98%....

VAGINA- Inside part.

VULVA- Outside part.

That always bugs me.

Dixie

Jan 8th, 2009, 09:50 AM

You're going to confuse them.

Kitsa

Jan 8th, 2009, 09:55 AM

Well, even on TV people are all "Her skirt was short and I could see her vagina"...it's like, I highly doubt that unless she was spread eagled or something. :/

Dixie

Jan 8th, 2009, 10:12 AM

You never know.
I've seen a vagina from across a room before.
But I hang out in places where such things can be a common sight.

Kitsa

Jan 8th, 2009, 11:01 AM

I hope at least it was a crowd-pleaser.

Dixie

Jan 8th, 2009, 11:11 AM

They all look alike to me now.

Just different curtains.

MattJack

Jan 8th, 2009, 01:28 PM

jokes jokes jokes

Dimnos

Jan 8th, 2009, 02:21 PM

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/869/cloysterle3.png

I FOUND IT!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Thats good.

Dr. Boogie

Jan 8th, 2009, 06:37 PM

I feel the need to just interject here, lest my very expensive medical education go 100% to waste instead of just 98%....

VAGINA- Inside part.

VULVA- Outside part.

That always bugs me.

It's like the reverse of a mullet: party in front, business in back.

McClain

Jan 9th, 2009, 07:14 PM

Tadao, your ink is to my liking. Got pics w/ the entire piece?

Tadao

Jan 9th, 2009, 07:19 PM

I do "butt" the bottom of the page is NSFW.

Fuck it, Happy Birthday Pub.

NSFW Link
(http://www.angelfire.com/alt2/tadao/)

Dixie

Jan 9th, 2009, 08:17 PM

I SEE YOUR BUTT

Tadao

Jan 9th, 2009, 08:18 PM

I'm just proud that it is linked to Kahls name.

Dixie

Jan 9th, 2009, 08:21 PM

Very clever!

GRAPE

kahljorn

Jan 10th, 2009, 01:34 AM

Yea dude people will look in this thread and they'll see kahljorn then they'll see ten thousands stupid posts made by a user named tadao and a link posted by the user tadao on a web page named tadao of a picture titled tadao of an ugly japanese guy named tadao and they'll be all man that kahljorn guy is one ugly tadao.

I sure am ashamed why don't you post a picture of yourself eating a pile of dog shit or i dont know some o fthat other shit you like to do like jack off to pictures of dirty homeless people, then I will be far too embarassed to ever return to this place.

Tadao

Jan 10th, 2009, 01:47 AM

Is your blood sugar low?

kahljorn

Jan 10th, 2009, 01:53 AM

Is your dick face low?

cause for a thread you made to attack me it sure lacks any gumption! In fact this thread should be renamed SEDATED OLD LOSER TADAO STARTS TEDIOUS GAY INTERNET BABBLINGS

MetalMilitia

Jan 10th, 2009, 08:51 AM

I for one am mostly just waiting to see what Kitsa photoshops into Tadao's butt.

Kitsa

Jan 10th, 2009, 09:36 AM

I think that MattJack's superior gifmaking ability would serve the subject matter better.

Besides, you have some strange guy's ass on the screen too long and your boyfriend starts asking questions.