Anti-litter PSA by David Lynch

[Jeanette X]

Best. Anti-littering Ad. EVER.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSWv90msTUc

[captain516]

That's not the Crying Indian...

[Tadao]

This just doesn't do it for me. Maybe because I don't litter. I'd rather see people getting their ass kicked for littering on purpose, but you can't put that in an ad. The crying Indian still makes me feel bad, but this one seems to only be aimed at art fags. Maybe they litter a lot. I don't know.

[Jeanette X]

This just doesn't do it for me. Maybe because I don't litter. I'd rather see people getting their ass kicked for littering on purpose, but you can't put that in an ad. The crying Indian still makes me feel bad, but this one seems to only be aimed at art fags. Maybe they litter a lot. I don't know.

So the idea of swarms of rats multiplying in the sewers and crawling up to bite you doesn't upset you at all?

[Tadao]

Not really. It's normal in the city. I thought you live in the city? I can fend off a swarm of rats, what I can't do is swim in a clean ocean.

[Tadao]

I know you like to argue, what I mean is in cities that build straight up like NY (which this ad is played for) and SF.

[Tadao]

Now I'm kinda wondering about it. I don't think there are very many instances of rats attacking healthy human beings as an alternative food source. I know they will eat almost anything, but I don't see them attacking me.

[Tadao]

No! Bad Jeanette!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=10546

http://www.roadsidepeek.com/roadusa/southwest/arizona/azroadside/azroadchar/westernextphxaz2.jpg

[Tadao]

What?

http://www.screwattack.com/user/13642

Member for 33 weeks 6 days
Hmmmm.

[Tadao]

I smell a rat.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Rats off to you

[Tadao]

I don't get it, that sounds like something gay that only a two-bit comedy act would use to distract you from the fact that they aren't funny cause the whole shock comedy scene is over.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's a hit or a miss with people. I'm contempt with that.

[Tadao]

Yes, you are in contempt. You would think I would enjoy Tim and Eric since I aim to shock and make dumb jokes all day. I'm just jealous.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

There's a difference between absurd humor, shock humor and the minor musings that I leave.

[Jeanette X]

Now I'm kinda wondering about it. I don't think there are very many instances of rats attacking healthy human beings as an alternative food source. I know they will eat almost anything, but I don't see them attacking me.

Well, maybe that was a poor example, but the rats creep me out. Its the association with filth and disease.

[Tadao]

Yeah, I hope it creeps all New Yorkers out or they think they are hip for not littering. That would be good. I would never aim for the goal of convincing people that it's just plain the wrong thing to do.

[Jeanette X]

Yeah, I hope it creeps all New Yorkers out or they think they are hip for not littering. That would be good. I would never aim for the goal of convincing people that it's just plain the wrong thing to do.

Wouldn't the result of rats everywhere be convincing enough that its the wrong thing to do?

[Tadao]

There already are rats everywhere in NY. Or so I am told by news stories and an Ex. I can't claim that it is true though.

[executioneer]

They must know it was the rats; the slithering scurrying rats whose scampering will never let me sleep; the daemon rats that race behind the padding in this room and beckon me down to greater horrors than I have ever known; the rats they can never hear; the rats, the rats in the walls.

[Zhukov]

Things are either wrong or right based on their consequences. Not doing something "because it's just plain wrong" is for children who haven't yet learnt that littering leads to filth.

I hate litterers so much.

[Tadao]

What I mean by "because it plain wrong" is that there are so many simple reasons that I'd rather punch them in the face if I had to explain it to them. I believe that's what you just said to maybe.

[Krythor]

So you don't like king of the hill OR tom goes to the mayor. I knew I couldn't trust you.

[Tadao]

Trusting me would be as bad a littering.

[Sam]

I love Willie more and more everyday. :(