View Full Version : Things You Know Are A Bad Idea but Do Anyway
Bod
Feb 5th, 2009, 06:13 PM
...You read stupid shit people do that winds them up in hospital, mugged or dead and wondered what possessed them to do something so idiotic. But then you do stupid things too, only so far you've been lucky....you know it's dumb, but you do it anyway....
1. Riding a bicycle with knackered brakes in thick snow whilst listening to your Ipod.
2. Getting blind drunk in a foreign country with people you only just met.
3. Stalking rhinos in the dark whilst drunk in a truck almost out of petrol.
Tadao
Feb 5th, 2009, 06:40 PM
Sending a picture of my dick to Pub.
Zomboid
Feb 5th, 2009, 07:19 PM
Getting hammered last night and then telling a girl that I'll still run into every now and then to rot in the ninth circle of hell and hoping that maggots eat her tongue so she can't say stupid shit anymore :(
Kitsa
Feb 5th, 2009, 07:39 PM
Going out with a "divorced" guy 25 years my senior when I was 20.
ZeldaQueen
Feb 5th, 2009, 07:58 PM
Let two of my friends try to boost me over their heads, cheerleader stye, to try to lift me into a tree so that I could pick stuff from it.
Made a movie with my high school Japanese Club (it wound up several grades below Plan Nine from Outer Space, only with a much cheaper budget).
Dixie
Feb 5th, 2009, 08:00 PM
I'm pretty sure everything I do is a bad idea.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 5th, 2009, 08:34 PM
Being "Just friends" with good looking women.
Guitar Woman
Feb 5th, 2009, 09:01 PM
Posting on I-Mockery
LordSappington
Feb 5th, 2009, 10:03 PM
Trying to walk across the support beams in the theatre with an ear infection.
Zomboid
Feb 5th, 2009, 10:09 PM
I'm pretty sure everything I do is a bad idea.
You should do me, baby :love
ZeldaQueen
Feb 5th, 2009, 11:06 PM
Getting a cut on the back of my ankle and forgetting to put a band-aide on it (that one ended well :rolleyes: )
Letting my friends (try to) give me a makeover. Which included them trying to get me to buy jeans that didn't fit me and trying to convince me that yes, you can actually run places in platform and high heel shoes (I've turned my ankle enough times already, thank you very much).
Agreeing to go out on an outing with a school group, led by one of said friends in the example above (for whatever reason, this friend insisted on going on the outing at five o'clock, eating dinner at seven, seeing the movie at eight, and not getting us home until midnight, on a Sunday when we could have done the same things at noon).
Dixie
Feb 5th, 2009, 11:09 PM
You should do me, baby :love
I don't think masochism suits you.
payne
Feb 6th, 2009, 12:30 AM
eating out a girl with a yeast infection
darkvare
Feb 6th, 2009, 12:36 AM
lets see
jumping around with glass bottles, gave me my scorpion like scar from the first mk movie
kicking nails bare, foot broke my left pinky toe
triying to fly on a bycicle, broke my elbow and got me into surgery
and triying to catch my brother falling from the celing that one broke my right hand now my index finger and wrist make cracking noises
DuFresne
Feb 6th, 2009, 12:37 AM
Last night I drove myself to the urgent care with a 102.6 degree fever. I was literally stumbling around like I was drunk, but I was like fuck it I'm driving anyway gimme some antibiotics you assholes >:
executioneer
Feb 6th, 2009, 01:06 AM
i cut my own hair today
BLEU
Feb 6th, 2009, 01:21 AM
I always think I can cut my own hair, and sing. Not necessarily at the same time.
Last night I drove myself to the urgent care with a 102.6 degree fever. I was literally stumbling around like I was drunk, but I was like fuck it I'm driving anyway gimme some antibiotics you assholes >:
I had a 106.2 degree fever all of Christmas week and I didn't do anything about it because I didn't know how dangerous a stupid fever can be. Apparently your brain cells start cooking. :hypno
i cut my own hair today
HOW DID IT TURN OUT?
executioneer
Feb 6th, 2009, 01:24 AM
terrible but at least i can do shit without being distracted by hair in my eyes
BLEU
Feb 6th, 2009, 01:43 AM
Try putting a bowl on your head as a guide next time. It worked on The Flintstones.
Evil Robot
Feb 6th, 2009, 01:51 AM
My roomate and I make bombs in our basement. We light them off in the swamp behind my house. It's actually a lot of fun, you should try it.
BLEU
Feb 6th, 2009, 01:55 AM
Why do you live in a swamp?
Evil Robot
Feb 6th, 2009, 02:13 AM
I don't. The house is on the high ground, the swamp is the 19 acres behind my house. Why do you still live with your mommy?
BLEU
Feb 6th, 2009, 02:18 AM
Burn. I was only asking because swamps are generally unpleasant places. I can't imagine why you would want to live in or near one.
What do you use to make the bombs? My friend and I would use draino and aluminum foil to make "bombs" when we were kids. We set them off every weekend until one douche bag of a neighbor called the cops. Fun times.
Guitar Woman
Feb 6th, 2009, 02:41 PM
Probably shouldn't have shown up at work with a bottle of wine in me today :(
It worked out, though, since I wasn't scheduled to do anything.
BLEU
Feb 6th, 2009, 02:50 PM
Do you work in heavy machinery?
Guitar Woman
Feb 6th, 2009, 02:53 PM
I bust up computers and build new ones!
It's volunteer work, though, so they pay me in experience points.
Bod
Feb 6th, 2009, 03:00 PM
I bust up computers and build new ones!
It's volunteer work, though, so they pay me in experience points.
surely this is a good idea?
Guitar Woman
Feb 6th, 2009, 03:02 PM
fantastic idea
BLEU
Feb 6th, 2009, 03:03 PM
You won't be laughing once she reaches level 50 and learns thunder.
Kitsa
Feb 6th, 2009, 03:06 PM
I worked an ER shift with a 104 fever once. To this day I don't remember a damn thing that happened on that shift. I hope I didn't kill anyone.
Our manager had a policy in place at the time where you couldn't call off (without losing your job) unless you found your own replacement. So 6 hrs before my shift on July 4th, I was delirious with an employee directory trying to find someone. My coworkers at the time were all bitches and no one wanted to work the holiday. Everyone refused, so I worked.
Like I said, hope I didn't kill anyone.
ZeldaQueen
Feb 6th, 2009, 03:54 PM
I read Tim Burton's The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Tales online. That was so messed up...
Shrubfest
Feb 6th, 2009, 04:14 PM
Continuing to get drunk when all your friends have left and you have no idea how to get home, then waking up next to some random guy, and having to get more drunk to forget the details.
Bod
Feb 6th, 2009, 04:15 PM
I worked an ER shift with a 104 fever once. To this day I don't remember a damn thing that happened on that shift. I hope I didn't kill anyone.
Our manager had a policy in place at the time where you couldn't call off (without losing your job) unless you found your own replacement.
That kinda shit makes me mad. If you're too sick to work, then you're too damn sick to go around getting a replacement. My last job was like that, so everyone went to work sick and we all passed around our germs and all were even sicker. The bosses are basically saying that they don't believe you are sick, so you have to turn up to work and vomit over everyone to prove it.
Tadao
Feb 6th, 2009, 04:19 PM
It is because you girls confuse the cramps with being sick.
BLEU
Feb 6th, 2009, 04:41 PM
That kinda shit makes me mad. If you're too sick to work, then you're too damn sick to go around getting a replacement. My last job was like that, so everyone went to work sick and we all passed around our germs and all were even sicker. The bosses are basically saying that they don't believe you are sick, so you have to turn up to work and vomit over everyone to prove it.
When I was fifteen I actually had to work the register while I had salmonella poisoning. I kept having to retch up bile every eight minutes or so into a little plastic rubbish bin my oh so considerate boss gave me for that purpose. Thankfully it wasn't a very busy day and I only had to puke while I was ringing up one customer. He gave me this ":|" look and didn't say anything. I think I'm someone's gross out story now.
kahljorn
Feb 6th, 2009, 04:47 PM
you guys are push overs
Bod
Feb 6th, 2009, 04:58 PM
It is because you girls confuse the cramps with being sick.
Don't hassle me about my moontime.
You wouldn't like me during my moontime.
Kitsa
Feb 6th, 2009, 05:13 PM
I don't remember ever calling off anything because of cramps.
I once called someone to tell them I couldn't come to their party because I really did have e coli. I ate a pizza whose green peppers were, according to the health dept, unwashed. I had to cover one end of me with the toilet and the other with the toilet-side wastebasket. It was all projectile. You wouldn't have wanted me at that party.
LordSappington
Feb 7th, 2009, 01:44 AM
I rode a bike off a ramp into a pond in the woods. We found out a few minutes later it had leeches.
I had never known Texas had leeches before then.
Dixie
Feb 7th, 2009, 02:56 AM
I have a TERRIBLE idea, but it's very likely I'll still do it.
Oh and don't pee in lounge chairs on beaches, resorts hate that.
BLEU
Feb 7th, 2009, 12:25 PM
I rode a bike off a ramp into a pond in the woods. We found out a few minutes later it had leeches.
I had never known Texas had leeches before then.
Did one attatch itself to your peen like in Stand By Me?
executioneer
Feb 7th, 2009, 12:45 PM
i banned that one dude, prob. not a great idea but i was tired of reading his shit
ZeldaQueen
Feb 7th, 2009, 07:54 PM
It is because you girls confuse the cramps with being sick.
"I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis." ~Brett Butler >:
BLEU
Feb 7th, 2009, 10:37 PM
Butler's a drunk.
Bod
Feb 7th, 2009, 10:42 PM
^^ doesn't stop him being correct^^
Sam
Feb 7th, 2009, 10:50 PM
^^ her ^^
Bod
Feb 7th, 2009, 10:57 PM
^^pernickety^^
Sam
Feb 7th, 2009, 10:59 PM
^^ Cornish Yarg :posh ^^
Bod
Feb 7th, 2009, 11:02 PM
that's me told
Sam
Feb 7th, 2009, 11:03 PM
Quite. :posh
Bod
Feb 7th, 2009, 11:09 PM
I have bigger fish to fry.
It's 4am, I'm in bed needing a wee.
But my cat is so happy asleep on me.
Do I try to hang on for the night in the hope that the cat leaves when I'm sleeping.
Or do I venture into the cold and upset my cat?
Tadao
Feb 8th, 2009, 12:26 AM
Either way, there will be an unhappy pussy.
sspadowsky
Feb 8th, 2009, 02:01 AM
Listening to people when they say things.
sspadowsky
Feb 8th, 2009, 02:02 AM
I will qualify this when I'm more rested.
ZeldaQueen
Feb 8th, 2009, 05:10 PM
I have bigger fish to fry.
It's 4am, I'm in bed needing a wee.
But my cat is so happy asleep on me.
Do I try to hang on for the night in the hope that the cat leaves when I'm sleeping.
Or do I venture into the cold and upset my cat?
Kind of reminds me of one night, when I got up to use the bathroom and came back to find that my dog had jumped onto my bed and was snuggled up against the pillows. She looked so cute and cozy, but I had to shoo her away so I could get some more sleep.
Tadao
Feb 8th, 2009, 06:03 PM
EVERYTHING REMINDS YOU OF SOMETHING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WAS SAID!
Kitsa
Feb 8th, 2009, 09:30 PM
That was a tad harsh.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 9th, 2009, 12:06 AM
Going to a Downtown Club/Bar instead of a dive bar.
I think he's everywhere in the U.S. but do you guys have Billy "It's Huge" Fucillo car dealerships in your areas? We went to the bar he owns. Bad times.
Kitsa
Feb 9th, 2009, 08:50 AM
No. But I have an acquaintance who works for a car dealership and does awesome commercials (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=22195891).
10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 9th, 2009, 12:38 PM
Are you fucking kidding me? :lol That's awesome.
Tadao
Feb 9th, 2009, 01:12 PM
Yeah!
Kitsa
Feb 9th, 2009, 02:41 PM
I've been trying to find his crocodile hunter one but it seems to be missing at the moment.
LordSappington
Feb 11th, 2009, 12:47 AM
"I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war - because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis." ~Brett Butler >:
Sure, we just have to have cameras and gloves shoved up our asses. I know girls got the bad period curse and how it sucks, but stop acting like guys have it 100% easier than you; we have our share of shit, too.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 11th, 2009, 02:01 AM
Yeah, like hearing about it. Am I right?
Tadao
Feb 11th, 2009, 11:13 AM
:highfive
Dixie
Feb 11th, 2009, 11:25 AM
I probably shouldn't have packed the stone gargoyle with my glass candle holders.
But it's taped shut now.
Fuck it.
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