Google adwords revenue?

[Evil Robot]

So my articles om EHOW.com have netted me over $2.00 and they havent even shown up on google searches yet. How much money could this site possibly bring in? I have heared of people raking in over $900 a month on a well keyworded article. I've written several EHOW's on things that pertain to the Mercuiser Company. Should I excpect the same results? I have already gained $0.80 on "How to speed up an electric scooter".

[Evil Robot]

BTW I will kill you.

[kahljorn]

you kill me in a dream you better wake up and apologize

[Evil Robot]

iF YOU DIE IN i-MOCKERY, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE.

[Evil Robot]

BTW CAPS LOCK AND NUM LOCK AND SySReq WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.....

[kahljorn]

DID YOU SEE THAT DADDY? TTHAT GUY HELD ME ON THE GROUND AND HE TRIED TO FUCK ME.

DONT TRY TO FUCK ME IN MY FATHER'S OFFICE.

[kahljorn]

:(

[Evil Robot]

PRINT SSCREEN YOU BITCHES!

[Evil Robot]

No really. it'sa 3:00 am and i have no cigarteeetswe I have to walk across the street. ,. See, I can do that since I don't live in the middle of nowhere. NYC YOU WHORE

[Evil Robot]

shit

[Evil Robot]

Whenever my roomates quote me t6hey use capital letters.

[Dixie]

And I thought I was bored.

[Evil Robot]

Yeah well your not.

[Dixie]

Not anymore I'm not!

[Evil Robot]

would you care to take a dump in a bag?

[Dixie]

Wait til I've had some Taco Bell, and make sure it's plastic bag. It'll make a nice Batmiztvah gift.

[Evil Robot]

I WILL EAT A HOT GIRLS SHIT AAND I VOTE TSAAKE THAT OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Evil Robot]

tHE ADVERSIOTMETN SAID YOU SHOULD BE IN hd WHY ARENT ANYBOSY ON THIS FORUM IN hd?

[Evil Robot]

HD

[Evil Robot]

nevermind! EXTENZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Dixie]

You really want to see the users on this forum in HD?
Dude, have you ever looked at the pictures thread?

[Evil Robot]

BEHIND MOST GUY ARE JUST THE SAME WITH SEZUAL EXPERIENCE AND IF SIZE ACTUALLY MATTER! SO LET SEE IF GUYS ARE ACTUALLYU USING EXTRENZE!

[Dixie]

I GIVE TO THEE JACKHAMMER RAPE!

[Evil Robot]

ITS A SI,PLUMLE CAPSULE WILL MAKE YOU MORE POWERFULL!!!

[Dixie]

What a great commercial.

[Evil Robot]

THIS THREAS D IS ALREADY AWSOME. FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF WHAT OTHER MEN ALREADYKNOW.

[Dixie]

My penis agrees.

[Evil Robot]

WTF WHY IS THIS SHIT WARRANTY BEING ON TV BUT TSUNAMI FOOTAGE DOES NOT?

[Evil Robot]

PENIS SIZE, THATS WHAT

[Dixie]

Destruction doesn't sell very well at the moment.

[Evil Robot]

IM NOT ALLOWED TO POSTED MORE THAN ONCE PER MINUTE.The following errors occurred when this message was submitted
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[Dixie]

They hate you, you're being oppressed. SPEAK OUT!

[Evil Robot]

RULES I HAVE BITCHES

[Evil Robot]

IF I LEAVE EVEN FOR A SECOND TO GE T A BEER DOWNSTAIRS, THE WORLD WILL GO TO SHIT. CAN'T LEAVE COMPUTER FOR SAKE OF HUMANITY.

[Dixie]

I know the feeling dude.

[Evil Robot]

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

[Evil Robot]

HAS IT BEEN 107 MINUTES YET?

[Evil Robot]

i COULD HAVE TOLD jOHN lOCKE THAT IT WAS A STUDIO APARTMENT. nO really, that was asupposed toi be a joke that it was an apartment but it turned out to be true!

[Dixie]

Sing to me.

[Evil Robot]

no

[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

code accepted

[Dixie]

:(

[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

SOMETHING HAPPENED, I HAVE TO9 STOP MYSELF FROM CREATRING THIS THEREAS THREE HOURS AGO. PLEASE CONTACT MY MOTHER @ OZFORD. MY MOTHER..........

[Evil Robot]

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!!!!

[Evil Robot]

DANIAEL FARADAY

[Evil Robot]

ON EFARAD EQUAL THE UNIT OF CAPACITENCE THAT WAS INVENTED BY DANIEL FARADAY. tHATS WHY THE UNIOT OF CAPACITENCE IS CALLED ONE FARAD

[Evil Robot]

ONE FARAD = ONE HERTZ, HE INVENTED THE RENTAL CAR

[Evil Robot]

NINTEY TWO POINT THREE THOUSAND FARADS / HERTZ EQUALS ONE HOWARD STERN.

[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

TIMES PER SECOND

[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

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This post is a duplicate of a post that you have posted in the last five minutes. YEAH NO SHIT

[RaNkeri]

:rolleyes

[Evil Robot]

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PLEASAE USE emoticons

[Evil Robot]

tHERE HAS BEEN AN ................incedent. Now th e cose MUST be entered every 108 minutes.

[Dixie]

WAAAARRRRRRHEEAAAAAD!

[Evil Robot]

Kate? i will eat your shit

[Evil Robot]

fuck these dharma raviolis. :(

[Evil Robot]

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[Dixie]

That's cheating

[Evil Robot]

im going to bed, somebosy take over for me. 4815162342

[Dixie]

Goddammit....

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[Dixie]

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[Evil Robot]

your right, it is cheating eating chicken. That is not allowed says jacob. 4815162342

[Evil Robot]

jacob feels the same way sabout technology as you do.

[Dixie]

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[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

4815162342 hello dad

[Evil Robot]

4815162342 hello walt

[Dixie]

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Is that your phone number or something?
I was considering dialing it.

[Evil Robot]

Quick Reply The following errors occurred when this message was submitted
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[kahljorn]

you guys wouldn't know a penis if it fell out of your ass!

[Dixie]

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[kahljorn]

AND LANDED ON YOUR FACE AND YOU GOT ALL KINDS OF TACTILE SENSATIONS INVOLVING ITS SHAPE ORIGIN AND TEXTURE

[Dixie]

you guys wouldn't know a penis if it fell out of your ass!

Funny you mention that.....

[kahljorn]

that sounds like a sad story :(

[Dixie]

Well, there's a first time for everything.




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[Evil Robot]

no, my area code is (914) and my suffix is 9040. there are three missing numbers that are not important . what is important is 4815162342

[Dixie]

I still might dial 4815162342 but later when it's not 6AM

[Evil Robot]

ok look if your not going to here to enter the code please go back to the beach. 4815162342

[Dixie]

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[Evil Robot]

way ahead of you, it's nothing. You should dial the number for oceanic airlilines. They had a fake ad in the middle of last season. I could give you my phone number but you would be dissapointed since I would use vulgar language and kill you.

[Evil Robot]

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[Dixie]

Damn.
I don't know what Oceanic Airlines is.
Vulgar language and homicide doesn't sound too bad.

[Evil Robot]

so your just going along with this and you don't know why? You would be the perfect candidate for the swan station.
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[kahljorn]

PROBABLY AN AIRLINE FROM OCEANIA AN INVISIBLE COUNTRY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN ONCE A FRENCH POLYNESIAN COUNTRY IN THE HEART OF BROWN PAPER BAG

[Evil Robot]

swan is for suckers
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[Evil Robot]

just ask Danialle Russo

[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

Mr. Locke is a pothead

[Evil Robot]

262

[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

262

[Evil Robot]

hate

[Evil Robot]

9033
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[Evil Robot]

914

[Evil Robot]

nyc 914

[Evil Robot]

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[kahljorn]

YOURE A FAGGOT AND DONT BELONG IN YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING PEANUT FALLERY FUCK YOU!

[Evil Robot]

THIS MAY BE THE FIREST AND ONLY TIME eVILrOBOTO HAS HINTED AT MY IDENTITY. iF YOUR GOING TO DIAL RANDOM NUIMBERS, BASE TEHEM ON THIS THREAD.

[Evil Robot]

914 IS AN AREA CODE

[kahljorn]

YOURE LENOR

DID I WIN

I WON

[Evil Robot]

YOU DIPSHIT.

[Evil Robot]

IF I WERE LENOR I WOULD BE FEELING MY AWSOME TITS AND NOT ON THE IONTERNET WOTH YOU DREGS.

[kahljorn]

YEA IM THE DIPSHIT NOT THE GUY TALKING ABOUT EATTING SHIT

YOUD DIP CARROTS IN THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT

DONT DENY IT

AND YOUD PROBABLY STICK POOP STICKS IN RANCH DIP

[kahljorn]

THEN WHY DID LENOR EVER GET ON THE INTERNET SHE SHOULVE BEEN TOO BUSY FEELING HER OWN TITS

[Evil Robot]

YES I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LENOR THAT MAKES SENSE.

[Evil Robot]

Where the fuck did Lenor come from? that shits a blast from the past!

[kahljorn]

I dont know new york city and identities ;/

WHY ASK QUESTIONS THAT HAVE NO ANSWERS OTHER THAN FEOUHFEIOUHEFOUHEFOUEHFOUHOUAHDIOPAUGDiyeagfoaeygf ia

[Evil Robot]

If you think I'm a chick then I will need more beer.

[kahljorn]

frankly it doesn't matter if you're a chick ;)

[kahljorn]

also bears won't erase your identity issues

[kahljorn]

unless they maul you to death but that's just a depressing thing to thing about. dont be so macabre!

[Evil Robot]

I know what I'm doing, but unless your in europoe, you are up at an ungodly hour and thats why you aer pissed.

[Evil Robot]

BTW my phone number is in this thread and its not
4815162342

[Evil Robot]

my voicemail is mildly entertaining

[kahljorn]

there's nothing ungodly about 330 am you god damned athiest

[Evil Robot]

mildly, probably not worth the cost of the call to manhattan

[kahljorn]

is your prefix 516

[Evil Robot]

then call it, i dare you.

[Evil Robot]

my prefix is 914. 516? WTF IS THAT LONG ISLAND?

[Evil Robot]

I WILL SELL YOU SHIT IF YOU CALL ME

[kahljorn]

NO I DARE YOU TO STOP HINTING AT YOUR PHONE NUMBER ON THE INTERNET

[Evil Robot]

I AM A SALESMAN

[Evil Robot]

SALES ARE HELPFUL.

[Evil Robot]

I HAVE BILLS TO PAY, CALL ME AND BUY SHIT.

[Evil Robot]

i CAN OFFE RYOU CESIUM WOULD YOU LIKE ISOTOPES?

[Evil Robot]

I SELL THINGS THAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE CONSIDERED WASTE.

[Evil Robot]

LIKE FECAL MATTER U234

[kahljorn]

LAST TIME I TALKED TO SOMEONE ON THE PHONE FROM I-MOCKERY I GOT ACCUSSED OF BEING ON DRUGS AND SHE PISSED HER PANTS AND HER IMOCKERY BOYFRIEND HAD TO START A FIGHT WITH ME BECAUSE I WAS A DRUG ADDICT THAT TALKED TO HIS IMOCKERY GIRLFRIEND THAT HAD A HUGE VAGINA (SORRY VULVA :rolleyes ) ABOUT DRUG ADDICT VOICES APPARANTLY EVEN THOUGH SHE CALLED ME BY FORCE.

FUCKING FORCE
SHE WAS SOME KIND OF PIRATE I SWEAR AND SHE HAD SOME KIND OF PREJUDICE WITH VOICES

[Evil Robot]

YOUR JUST SCARED THAT IF YOU CALL ME i WILL CONVINCE YOU TO BUY SHIT FROM ME.

[kahljorn]

IM MORE CONVINCED THAT YOULL SCARE ME WITH YOUR VULVA :O

[kahljorn]

plus my girlfriend might get mad if i call you :(

[Evil Robot]

wAIT A minute your on drugs? OK PM me I want to sell you drugs, or nuy drugs whichever is most convenient for me, not you. Thanks, call me we will do business in NYC

[Evil Robot]

No9 seriously if you wwant to sell drugs than call me.

[kahljorn]

WHAT DRUGS DO YOU OFFER IM LOOKING FOR HALLUCINAGENS

[Evil Robot]

would you like to commit suicide live on the internet?

[Evil Robot]

like that guy from poland?

[kahljorn]

I TRIED THAT ONCE AND THIS GIRL GOT ALL HORNY FOR ME BECAUSE SHE LIKED SUICIDAL PEOPLE :X

[Evil Robot]

I have some weed, drain-o and clorox. You can take any of them and hallucinate excepte for weed. just huff the draino

[Evil Robot]

our posts are out odf sync from thisd 30 second rule

[Evil Robot]

This thread has reached page 6 and 90% of the posts are from me.
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[Evil Robot]

p leadaasde call an d orfe r rrrrrrrrrrr somehting commemoratiiiiiive.

[kahljorn]

YES COMMON HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS USED AS DRUGS CAN HAVE HILARIOUS OUTCOMES IF USED AS JOKES UPON THE INTERNET OR VARIOUS OTHER UNSUSPECTING SOCIAL ENVIRONMENTS

[Evil Robot]

plaeasee click on ehte google ad on your right. There is no google ad

[Evil Robot]

i9t is very early in the morning.

[Evil Robot]

EHOW How to keep your boat from sinking by evil robot

[kahljorn]

yoiu're a legend of your own making!

[kahljorn]

write on ehow on how to slice your wrists open!

i find that it is next to impossible to slice your wrists up and down like everybody says you should do it. Obviously, people who say that are morons and don't know what they are talking about.

[Evil Robot]

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/statusicon/post_old.gif Feb 6th, 2009, 11:17 AM
YOURE A FAGGOT AND DONT BELONG IN YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING PEANUT FALLERY FUCK YOU!





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YOURE A FAGGOT AND DONT BELONG IN YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING PEANUT FALLERY FUCK YOU!
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YOURE A FAGGOT AND DONT BELONG IN YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING PEANUT FALLERY FUCK YOU!


YOURE A FAGGOT AND DONT BELONG IN YOUR OWN THREAD YOU FUCKING PEANUT FALLERY FUCK YOU!

[kahljorn]

maybe if you had a scalpel or something really sharp i dunno its kind of hard to get good enough leverage on your wrists when you're holding a knife for a nice deep slice ;/

[kahljorn]

i recommend experimentation

the scientists recourse

[Evil Robot]

http://www.ehow.com/how_4670973_kill-yourself.html

[kahljorn]

THAT ARTICLE IS BULLSHIT ASKING FOR HELP AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS JUST MAKES PEOPLE HATE YOU MORE

[Evil Robot]

Mine open nippples are open to your invasion.

[Evil Robot]

Yes I have open nipples

[Evil Robot]

two of them

[kahljorn]

Go to your "happy place" and reconnect with what made your life magical. Go to one of these web sites and anonymously speak with someone, even if it is to tell them your last wishes or to curse out the world.

love,
your human brother.

lol ;(

[kahljorn]

Open nipples sound like something that would be covered in blood and other liquids ;/

[Evil Robot]

Thats not my article. My articles are about how to remove an alpha one outdrive unit.

[kahljorn]

I know its not yours it probably would've been either funnier or more instrumental for people trying to kill themselves.

[kahljorn]

possibly both

[Evil Robot]

Quote:
Go to your "happy place" and reconnect with what made your life magical. Go to one of these web sites and anonymously speak with someone, even if it is to tell them your last wishes or to curse out the world.

love,
your human brother.
lol ;(

My brother I have come to you with open hands and ......

[Evil Robot]

a red ryder BB gun?

[kahljorn]

... i would like to tell you an enchanting story about what happened to me as a young mulatto boy in the caverns of my memories...

[Evil Robot]

youll shoot your eye out. problem is you enjoy pain.

[kahljorn]

I DO ENJOY PAIN BUT I HATE IRREVERSIBLE MAIMING

[kahljorn]

MY WINECUP HAS BECOME EMPTY >:

[Evil Robot]

Why do you keep responding in pairs? are you two people?

[Evil Robot]

Do you need a beer?

[Evil Robot]

I'm going downbstairs I can get you one.

[Dixie]

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[kahljorn]

I am at least two people :( AND YES WE WILL BOTH HAVE ONE

HAHA BADUMPSH

[Evil Robot]

would anybody likr Rob Menedez's phone number?

[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

108 minutes

[Dixie]

I think I'm going to nap now.
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[Evil Robot]

RHE TIME ISD NOW 7:36 AM

[Evil Robot]

PEOPLE INM NMY HOUSE ARE STARTINGTO WAKE UP

[Evil Robot]

I HEARE PEOPLE WALKING AROUND

[Evil Robot]

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[Fathom Zero]

QUIT SHOUTING AND THEY MAY DIE AGAIN.

[Evil Robot]

YOUR AVATAR IS THE VILLIAM FROM DIE HARD, AS WELL AS THE PRESIDENT OF iRAN.

[Fathom Zero]

A GENIUS IN HIS OWN RIGHT, HE KNOWS HOW LOVE FEELS.

[Evil Robot]

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i WANT mCcLAIN dEAD.

[Evil Robot]

http://shoutybear.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/mahmoud-ahmadinejad.jpg

i'M SORRY BUT HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYBODY HATE THIS GUY HES SO FUCKING CUTE i JUST WANT TO GO DOWN ON HIS ASSHOLE.

[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

LETS NOT FORGET THAT MOST KEYWORDS ARE SEARCHED IN THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OIF THE DAY

[Evil Robot]

i HAVE GONE MAD WI9TH keywords keywords are keywords into themselves

[Evil Robot]

i need 80 hits per day or it's not worth having a cellphone.

[Evil Robot]

advertisement MEATBALLS 3 on COMEDY CENTRAL

[kahljorn]

MY DRUNK IS RUNNING LOW :(

[Evil Robot]

what will it take to get me banned for real?

[Evil Robot]

I already offered you a beer. all you have to do is drive to new york tyo get it DARFUR

[Evil Robot]

what the fuck is that noise?

[Evil Robot]

it sounds like somebod is masturbating REALLY HARD>>>>

[Evil Robot]

all I'm hearing right now is BANG BANG BANG BANGA BAGNA BANGA BANGA

[Evil Robot]

headboard hitting a wall over and over again

[kahljorn]

what will it take to get me banned for real?

Post porn, don't send somebody a christmas present.

[Evil Robot]

WTF it's like 8:00 in the nmorning alreadyu fdor fuck sake.

[kahljorn]

you should stop them its possible that they could cause permanent harm to their penis.

[Evil Robot]

it just stopped

[kahljorn]

ITS FIVE GAY M HERE AND IM THINKING OF GOING TO SLEEP

[Evil Robot]

???? okay now its irregular banging now

[Evil Robot]

All fucking night and not a sound. Now all of a sudden its fucking wild kingdom over there.

[kahljorn]

im telling you somebodies penis is about to go to heaven

[Evil Robot]

KEYWORD BANG BUST BANG BUS BEASTIALITY WMD DARFUR

[Evil Robot]

THESE words generate income

[Evil Robot]

metalica justin timberlake

[kahljorn]

I'm going to bed have a good free vagina teen sexy night :(

[Evil Robot]

Just dont fall asleep to comedy central, the've been airing meatballs3 over and over again

[Evil Robot]

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[Evil Robot]

SIGNING OFF, THIS WAS EVIL ROBOT, GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[executioneer]

I WILL MOVE THIS THREAD TO THE INSIDE OF MY ASSHOLE, IT WILL BE COMFORTABLE THERE

[Evil Robot]

second

[Evil Robot]

where the fucck are my keysd?

[Big McLargehuge]

it sounds like somebod is masturbating REALLY HARD>>>>
IT IS PROBABLY JUST THIS THREAD >:

[Big McLargehuge]

How to Remove Your Mercruiser Alpha One Sterndrive (http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Your-Mercruiser-Alpha-One-Sterndrive)

Removing your drive is not as hard as you might think. The sterndrive should be removed for service every season.
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Read your owners manual. Give some thought as to what you're going to do once you have the drive removed. Rather than lay it down, a good suggestion is to prepare a place for it, especially if it is to remain off the boat for the layup season. Two 2 by 4,s by about 30 inches long etc. extending about 15 inches and clamped or otherwise secured to a good heavy table works really well. The drive can be placed with the horizontal fin that is above the prop sitting on the 2 by 4's. This places the drive in a normal upright position, good for servicing or whatever.
Trim the drive up so you can locate and disconnect the speedometer hose at the plastic fitting.
Trim the drive all the way down.
Place the shifter into forward gear (standard rotation drives)(reverse for LH drive)
Turn off your battery switch or disconnect the negative battery cable from the battery.
Remove the propeller.
Remove the trim cylinder plastic end caps if equipped.
Remove both trim cylinders. Alpha One units use locknuts and Alpha Gen II units use clips. You can leave the hydraulic hoses attached.
Let the trim cylinders hang out of the way or better yet,tie them up to a transom eye, etc. to avoid stressing and damaging the hoses.
Have a friend assist from this point because the drive is heavy and you will need help supporting the unit once it comes loose from the bell housing.
Use a 5/8 socket on a long extension and remove all six lock nuts.
Gently lift and drop the tail of the drive a little to help break the drive free from the bell housing gasket.
The drive should slide back and off the boat.
USE CARE! The drive is heavy and will want to fall once it's loose. Have your friend assist with the weight (about 95 pounds).
Once the drive is removed you can inspect the gimbal bearing, u-joint bellows, shift cable, u-joints and engine alignment.
Installation is the opposite of removal but you need to make sure to install a new gasket, o-rings and grease.