J. TITHONUS PEDNAUD... YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ' TO DO!

[Mockery]

I know times are tough what with the economy 'n all, but has it really come to this J?

http://cgi.ebay.com/vintage-rare-boo-berry-costume-i-mockery_W0QQitemZ160314401025

Selling off your priceless I-Mockery treasures? I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. YOU BROKE MY HEART!

>:

[darkvare]

is sad is going for only 20 bucks

[Kitsa]

The solution to this seems obvious enough (?)

[b_squared]

I could bid on it and re-gift it to you RoG. I'd wear it, but I liked Count Chocula better than Boo Berry.

Better costume

http://www.buycostumes.com/General-Mills-Count-Chocula-Adult/21181/ProductDetail.aspx

[BLEU]

Who the hell would buy website memorabilia?

[Aaarg]

Who the hell would buy website memorabilia?

Seriously. *retracts bid*

[Dr. Boogie]

* Model not included

[Guitar Woman]

He's a pretty fucking huge guy, mabye it just didn't fit?

[Tadao]

I take it that you did not get Mocks permission to use his likeness.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Awwww, ROG. We'll always have Black Christmas.

Sorry, but I'm moving to Toronto and downsizing my living space. I just do not have enough room to store and display all my curiosities, collectibles and things that frighten children.

Also, between you and me, I've never even had a bowl of Boo Berry.

It is currently at $20 but there are a bunch of people watching it and I've gotten a bunch of curious questions about it.

As for the size, I couldn't even get the damn thing over my giant head.

[Fathom Zero]

:lol

Imagining you, a full grown man, struggling to fit it over your head is an image I never want to lose.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

The fact I was unable to get it over my head, in front of a group of peers I might add, broke my mighty heart.

[Mockery]

Hahahah, man... just do me a favor. Before you sell it off, take a video of yourself trying to fit it over your head.

Also, what were the curious questions about it? Curious as in "weird" or just people curious about the item itself (ie: size, etc.)

And no offense taken man, I search for Boo Berry stuff all the time and was surprised to see a photo of me on an eBay listing and was like "Huh? What's this?"

And then... then my heart was broken. ;)

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4209/boofn1.jpg

No video, but this re-enactment captures the moment in vidid and heart wrenching reality.

[Tadao]

First pic makes me want to write a sympathy note to your mom.

[pac-man]

First pic makes me want to write a sympathy note to your mom.

:lol That poor woman...

[Zomboid]

Are you wearing a Battle Royale shirt?

[MarioRPG]

This has become a great story. I want to see the shocking conclusion where rog buys it back.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Are you wearing a Battle Royale shirt?

I am indeed. But my head is so big that I had to step into that shirt.

[Mockery]

No video, but this re-enactment captures the moment in vidid and heart wrenching reality.
Haha the photos are priceless. That's how you should've listed the auction. "Costume doesn't fit over my head and I am heartbroken about it, but my loss is your gain. Bid today!"

[Kitsa]

I loves me some Battle Royale.

Hey, wouldn't it be only fair to list in the auction that the neckhole is a little stretched out (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duggar_family)?

[Mockery]

You guys should be refreshing the auction page regularly. It keeps getting better.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I loves me some Battle Royale.

Hey, wouldn't it be only fair to list in the auction that the neckhole is a little stretched out (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duggar_family)?

The only thing stretched out here is the set up to that lame loose vagina joke. :\

[Kitsa]

*sigh* never mind.

[Tadao]

Alleyoop! Great play Kitsa :highfive

[Kitsa]

shut it up you

[Mockery]

J sure is a good sport answering all of those incoming questions on his auction page. :O

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I'm just fighting productivity, one question at a time.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

5 hours left! Who will be the big winner?!?!
Big money, big prizes! I LOVE IT!

[AChimp]

I think the conclusion here is that Rog has a small head :O

[Mockery]

AHAHAHAHA I WON THE AUCTION. $20.50

Welcome back home Boo Berry... welcome to a home that will truly care for you. :love

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Indeed. Sold for a princely sum. Glad to see it going to someone who it will definitely fit. You and you svelte figure.

[Mockery]

You know how I got that svelte figure? From eating Boo Berry all the time while I was growing up.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

BEHOLD THE MAGICAL MIGHT OF TAPEWORMS!

[Mockery]

I call him "Tapey". He's a good friend. :(

[Kitsa]

Parasite Pals (http://www.mcphee.com/parasitepals/)

[McClain]

What a strange and costly trip this box of cereal hath taken. =P

[Mockery]

You mean this box of cereal costume.

And yeah, it's kind of like the old White Plastic Pig adventure. Only this one isn't gonna get screwed up.
>:

[Zomboid]

I guess the lesson we've learned here is thus: if you win a contest on i-mockery and try to sell away your prize on ebay, mock will find it and buy it back.

[Mockery]

OUT OF SPITE.

(or just because I really dig rare Boo Berry memorabilia)

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

You mean this box of cereal costume.

And yeah, it's kind of like the old White Plastic Pig adventure. Only this one isn't gonna get screwed up.
>:

I was going to say 'It's like The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants', but then I remembered that I'm not gay.

[Mockery]

Then again, maybe you are? After all, no gay man would be caught dead in that Boo Berry costume. They have much better fashion sense than that. Perhaps that's really why you were selling it?

Considering the creatures on your Human Marvels site, I always figured you had some skeletons in your closet... I just never thought they were those kind of skeletons, J.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

No, they are real skeletons.

[MarioRPG]

I liked the ShamWow question. That is the best auction i've seen.