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Babs
Feb 13th, 2009, 04:55 PM
I was thinking of maybe getting together in an established location that we can all agree on (we can all be flexible on this one) and establishing a nice American game of Thunderball. Thunderball is a mutated, upbeat version of baseball which has been in development in Florida ever since the baseball strike of 1994. Thunderball is both an improvement on baseball and a new sport to lead us into a new century. Long considered a "fringe sport," Thunderball is now ready to share the baseball fields currently occupied by the greedy traditionalists. Following the successful additions of basketball's three point line and shot clock and football's two point conversion and helmet-cams, it is obvious that baseball's overhaul is long overdue. The following is a partial list of rules and elements which Thunderball will add to reinvigorate the dying green diamond.


http://www.uprightcitizens.org/11/images/imania.gif (http://www.uprightcitizens.org/11/mania.html)
1. Bring the walls in closer to allow for more homeruns. Make homeruns worth two points.
2. Have a five foot drop off between the infield and outfield. In other words, the outfield is five feet lower than the infield.
3. Instead of one ball, there are three balls, in constant motion.
4. Nine multi-shaped targets with varying point values are placed throughout the infield. A baserunner can attempt to throw his bat at these targets as he rounds the bases.
5. Defenders are allowed to tackle the runners as they round the bases; however, the runner is allowed to keep his bat. [Thunderball players are equiped with full pads and a helmet.]
6. The batter may choose to take six strikes instead of three, but this allows the pitcher one free throw at the batter. A hit by such a throw does not count as a free walk.
http://www.uprightcitizens.org/11/images/hounds.jpg7. Honeys and Hounds. Cheerleaders and dogs are allowed to roam the field freely and affect play as they wish. During the seventh inning, however, players are allowed to tackle the Honeys as they please, for bonus strikes.
8. Team mascots will alternate innings driving a Honda Accord anywhere on the field except for the pitcher's mound, the batters box, and the dugout. Players can use this car as part of their offensive or defensive strategies.
*The Designated Driver rule of the Western Conference modifies this so that rather than an Accord, a Cheverlet is used, driven by a neutral party not affiliated with either team.

some rules under consideration:
http://www.uprightcitizens.org/11/images/gun.jpg (a) the Gun Circle - a loaded hand gun is placed within a clearly marked circle to be placed ten yards behind second base. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES IS THE GUN TO BE TOUCHED AT ANY POINT DURING THE GAME. "We'd rather have a gun in the outfield, than under a mattress where a child could get to it."
-Joe Auxillary (b) each team's pitcher is allowed to throw three ceramic baseballs a game when he so chooses.

Tadao
Feb 13th, 2009, 05:02 PM
not me thank dead jesus!

10,000 Volt Ghost
Feb 13th, 2009, 05:30 PM
Matball is better

Tadao
Feb 13th, 2009, 05:31 PM
Now that is a lot of brass air fittings!

Sam
Feb 13th, 2009, 05:31 PM
I'D RATHER PLAY CALVINBALL.

Tadao
Feb 13th, 2009, 05:35 PM
http://www.brass-fastener-india.com/brass_exporters_india/brass_exporters_india-1.jpg
there is just about every type
of air fitting that you could want. Wholesale prices too. I guess these could be used as small water pipe fitting also. I
used some of the parts to make my babington wvo burner.

RaNkeri
Feb 13th, 2009, 05:35 PM
fuck you guys, pigball for the win >:

Kitsa
Feb 13th, 2009, 06:19 PM
no.

Sam
Feb 13th, 2009, 06:21 PM
I'd rather play Basketball.

Sam
Feb 13th, 2009, 06:22 PM
I'd rather play Murderball.

Zomboid
Feb 13th, 2009, 06:24 PM
That brass fittings shit is making me LOL in class :(

pac-man
Feb 13th, 2009, 06:33 PM
Who's up for obscure sketch comedy references!?

Babs
Feb 13th, 2009, 06:43 PM
obviously I already beat you to the punch on that one.

and this question refers to the brass fittings, are they really for whole prices or is this your gimmick because in times like these you can't pass up offers that good.

Aaarg
Feb 13th, 2009, 11:06 PM
I was going to post the "rather have a gun in the outfield" quote but go to hell.

pac-man
Feb 14th, 2009, 05:54 AM
obviously I already beat you to the punch on that one.

Yes, well, I was just trying to be an upright citizen by pointing it out.

Evil Robot
Feb 14th, 2009, 09:40 AM
THE BIG RED CAT SAYS, "THE GUN CIRCLES NOT FOR SHOOTING!"
http://www.uprightcitizens.org/10/images/redcat_s.jpg

Evil Robot
Feb 14th, 2009, 09:41 AM
I CAN COPY AND PASTE FROM UCB'S WEBSITE TOO.
http://www.uprightcitizens.org/10/images/subwayjeans_s.jpg

Aaarg
Feb 14th, 2009, 01:22 PM
Take us to your dealer.

Aaarg
Feb 14th, 2009, 01:23 PM
ON THAT NOTE WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO RELEASE SEASON 3 ON DVD AND JUST GET IT OVER WITH.

Babs
Feb 14th, 2009, 05:59 PM
Look's like they're not going to do that unless we get the point across

Time to petition

Sam
Feb 14th, 2009, 06:44 PM
Like petitions do anything. :rolleyes

Babs
Feb 14th, 2009, 07:00 PM
OHHH but they do, with our powers combined..... we will be a disappointment?

Evil Robot
Feb 14th, 2009, 08:04 PM
You suck.

Babs
Feb 14th, 2009, 08:23 PM
You suck.

Aaarg
Feb 14th, 2009, 11:18 PM
I originally discovered I-Mockery because of an UCB petition.

Evil Robot
Feb 15th, 2009, 03:52 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!! Same here! it was back in 2001.

Babs
Feb 15th, 2009, 03:59 PM
Have you ever been to the UCB theater in New York before?

Evil Robot
Feb 15th, 2009, 04:25 PM
Yes, we saw Respecto Montoya.

Babs
Feb 15th, 2009, 04:26 PM
I went and saw the troll 2 experience

Evil Robot
Feb 15th, 2009, 04:29 PM
I was very drunk last itme I wen't, all I remember is that there were two people who claimed to be Peter Jennings from the make a wish foundation.

Babs
Feb 15th, 2009, 04:32 PM
I've been once due to living in Ohio, I want to go back again I really liked the atmosphere the place pulled off with the people that were there as well.

Kitsa
Feb 15th, 2009, 04:35 PM
oh, fuck, you're in Ohio.

MarioRPG
Feb 15th, 2009, 04:36 PM
I guess this really did have nothing to do with the James Bond movie. ;(

Babs
Feb 15th, 2009, 04:53 PM
Ohio

Kitsa
Feb 15th, 2009, 04:54 PM
not the part across from parkersburg? :(

Babs
Feb 15th, 2009, 05:24 PM
columbus. :(

Kitsa
Feb 15th, 2009, 05:32 PM
hah!

Olentangyrivercity. Heh.

Evil Robot
Feb 15th, 2009, 07:41 PM
The atmosphere of the place? It's the basement of a supermarket for fucks sake!

Babs
Feb 15th, 2009, 07:57 PM
I guess that means I can't like it

Aaarg
Feb 15th, 2009, 09:01 PM
I saw ASSSSCAT once. The first one of 2007, I think. I don't remember when I was in NY, but it was great. It was Rob Riggle and Nick Kroll and two other people who I don't remember. Good stuff.