Genital waxing banned in NJ!

[Kitsa]

O Noes!

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Hairy-Situation-in-New-Jersey.html

[Tadao]

Jersey girls need it the most :(

[sspadowsky]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! >:

[Evil Robot]

Fucking Italians.

[Jeanette X]

Urgh. That's just unhealthy. I can certainly understand trimming the hedge, but not clear-cutting the land. Its there to act as a defense against germs, like your eyelashes. :x

[Tadao]

It can also fight of sex!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

New Jersey :(

[Evil Robot]

New Jersey is the worlds largest lionel train set.

[Kitsa]

Did you see that link (http://www.bettybeauty.com/) to the genital hair dye at the end of the article? Not only are they calling it a "Betty", but they're asking you to dye it blue (http://www.bettybeauty.com/malibu.php), pink (http://www.bettybeauty.com/fun.php) or purple (http://www.bettybeauty.com/sexy.php) and advertise the fact with a t-shirt that says "My Betty is Ready".

"My Betty is Ready (http://www.bettybeauty.com/tshirts.php)"? Seriously?

It's like a bad Sex and the City subplot.

If you were in bed with some lady you picked up and a sudden puff of vivid, clover shaped green hair (http://www.bettybeauty.com/stpatricksday.php) became evident, how would you react?!? (Yes, I said clover-shaped...they have stencils you're supposed to use with nair)

[Tadao]

I would know she is kinky and stick it in her butt!
:D













:(

[kahljorn]

That's just unhealthy. I can certainly understand trimming the hedge, but not clear-cutting the land. Its there to act as a defense against germs, like your eyelashes.

That's why you wash yourself :( with anti-bacterial soap, if necessary. Wearing underwear helps too.

[Jeanette X]

That's why you wash yourself :( with anti-bacterial soap, if necessary. Wearing underwear helps too.

I do wear underwear and wash myself, thank you. And anti-bacterial soap is ineffective. You have to leave it on your skin for about five minutes for it to actually kill any bacteria.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would know she is kinky and stick it in her butt!
:D

:(

:(

That's my job

[Big McLargehuge]

You have to leave it on your skin for about five minutes for it to actually kill any bacteria.

You don't need to kill the bacteria, just remove it's food source. I really don't think that waxing is necessarily a bad thing. Though i do like my lady muff like i like my willie beard, that is to say long and chewed on :x

[kahljorn]

go out in the sun naked then. That'll kill bacteria

[Jeanette X]

go out in the sun naked then. That'll kill bacteria

No, I sunburn easy and skin cancer runs in my family.

[kahljorn]

:rolleyes yea anti-bacterial soap takes five minutes to work but it takes 3 seconds to get skin cancer.
Also, I doubt it takes five minutes otherwise people and hospitals wouldn't make such a big deal out of using it...

[Jeanette X]

:rolleyes yea anti-bacterial soap takes five minutes to work but it takes 3 seconds to get skin cancer.
Also, I doubt it takes five minutes otherwise people and hospitals wouldn't make such a big deal out of using it...

They don't anymore, as far as I know. And skin cancer is from carcinogens building up over the years, like smoking.

[kahljorn]

Whatever. Regardless, washing your twassy with some soap and water is going to do a lot more good than pubes will ever do. Prolly makes it easier to clean when you don't have pubes getting all gunked up down there, too.
I would like to see your source on all of this information. Like that it takes five minutes to kill bacteria. From what i understand, washing with just soap and water washes most of the bacteria down the drain. Maybe people needed pubes when they only swam around in a river for like 30 seconds once a year, but i think that TIMES HAVE CHANGED.

And a little bit of sun isn't going to give you cancer, carcinogenic or not. It's more unhealthy not to get some sun ;\

quit trying to make excuses for your wiry bush

[Kitsa]

You must scrub vigorously for the time it takes to sing happy birthday twice.

At least, your hands.

[Jeanette X]

quit trying to make excuses for your wiry bush


And I suppose your genitals are silky smooth?! >:

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

You must scrub vigorously for the time it takes to sing happy birthday twice.

At least, your hands.


Does that include "You belong in a zoo" and/or "What's your girlfriends first name?"

[Kitsa]

Well, not in my hospital, but knock yourself out.

[kahljorn]

My genitals are usually silky smooth. EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE STRIP OF HAIR.

[Emu]

why are there no preview pictures for that hair dye :(

[Jeanette X]

My genitals are usually silky smooth. EXCEPT FOR A SINGLE STRIP OF HAIR.

I have enough problems with just my legs, thank you. :x

[AChimp]

Bleach and rubbing alcohol also kill germs!

[kahljorn]

i know girls who swabber their cooters with rubbing alcohol to keep from getting razor burn ;o
sposed to cleanse/close the pores or somethin

[Jeanette X]

i know girls who swabber their cooters with rubbing alcohol to keep from getting razor burn ;o
sposed to cleanse/close the pores or somethin

:x

No fucking way am I doing that to any part of my body.

[Chojin]

why are there no preview pictures for that hair dye :(

i was thinking this same exact thing

[kahljorn]

No fucking way am I doing that to any part of my body.

It's not really that big of a deal ;\ its just amounts to being a type of toner. Alcohol is used in many beloved cleansers, toners and other skin care products.

[Dr. Boogie]

We just want you to be clean, Jeanette.

[Jeanette X]

We just want you to be clean, Jeanette.

I AM clean! I'm sitting here naked on a towel from shower as I type! I've mercilessly scrubbed my pubes! I've washed my vag and my crack squeaky clean with blasts of warm water from the removable handheld shower head! >:

[Fathom Zero]

Bathe in alcohol and live in a bottle. Go naked. Be happy.

[kahljorn]

we should have bathroom phone sex. You can "wash" out your vag and I'll "lather" up my cock.

[kahljorn]

i wonder if people ever refer to the vegetable crispers in their refrigerators as a Vag.

I dunno why i wonder that :( anyway thats what im gonna start callin it.

[Big McLargehuge]

HEY HONEY GRAB THE CARROTS OUT OF HTE VAG. Doesn't work.

[kahljorn]

I think it works just fine ;o

[Kitsa]

Why would it be shortened to vag in the first place? Did I miss something?

[kahljorn]

cause that's what i think of when I hear the word vag :(