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90's Child
Mar 17th, 2009, 09:59 AM
Well, since my last thread was a really bad idea marked by spam and fail, I'm going to try something different, a game of sorts. Basically, it consists of a person coming up with two characters (Such as Unicron vs. Galactus, or Lobo Vs. Deadpool) and asking who would win, with the next poster saying who they think would win and coming up with a different two characters and asking which one would win, and so on and so forth.

I'll start off the thread with Freddy Vs. Rorschach (Because the guy who played Rorschach is going to play Freddy in the new Nightmare on Elm Street movie), who would win?

Dixie
Mar 17th, 2009, 10:02 AM
I think I hate you
But why am I so sure of,
A hate there is no reason for.

LordSappington
Mar 17th, 2009, 10:59 AM
Superman vs. Jesus; who will win?

Misdemonar
Mar 17th, 2009, 01:02 PM
BANNED

The Leader
Mar 17th, 2009, 02:16 PM
Are sex offenders allowed to make threads on the internet?

90's Child
Mar 17th, 2009, 02:47 PM
[Sigh]

Okay, I'll bite, why does everyone seem to hate me? I mean, I've been civil, I haven't flamed anyone, I haven't been a dick. I've only posted three damn threads, and all of them are contaminated with venom and bile. What the hell am I doing wrong?

Sam
Mar 17th, 2009, 02:50 PM
X would kick the fuck out of Y because Y only has one leg. :rolleyes

The Leader
Mar 17th, 2009, 02:55 PM
It's your shoes. Go buy some Air Jordans, then we'll talk.

Evil Robot
Mar 17th, 2009, 03:28 PM
Who would win in a fight, ME or YOU. The answr is ME, EVIL ROBOT.

Evil Robot
Mar 17th, 2009, 03:31 PM
[Sigh]

I haven't flamed anyone, I haven't been a dick.

Thats your problem, if you were a dick and flammig people we would have more respect for you, but your being a lame pussy right now so EAT SHIT.

Tadao
Mar 17th, 2009, 03:35 PM
You guys are such dicks. :(

Evil Robot
Mar 17th, 2009, 03:39 PM
Hey, fuck you buddy!

Tadao
Mar 17th, 2009, 03:41 PM
I'm not your buddy, pal!

b_squared
Mar 17th, 2009, 03:52 PM
I would say Freddie. Because Rorschach has no supernatural abilities and has got to sleep sometime.

executioneer
Mar 17th, 2009, 04:53 PM
i think mr x would totally kill y the last man, dudes got no powers

Tadao
Mar 17th, 2009, 05:36 PM
And x has one more appendage to fight with. y only has 3.

Babs
Mar 17th, 2009, 06:10 PM
this guys an asshole for posting handicap fights.

fucking sicko

Dixie
Mar 17th, 2009, 07:07 PM
[Sigh]

Okay, I'll bite, why does everyone seem to hate me? I mean, I've been civil, I haven't flamed anyone, I haven't been a dick. I've only posted three damn threads, and all of them are contaminated with venom and bile. What the hell am I doing wrong?
I'M MENSTRUATING
YOU'RE A GOOD TARGET
TAKE IT


I SAID TAKE IT BITCH

Misdemonar
Mar 17th, 2009, 07:24 PM
Who would win in a fight, ME or YOU. The answr is ME, EVIL ROBOT.

EVIL ROBOT RULES

Sam
Mar 18th, 2009, 03:00 PM
X would kick the fuck out of Y because Y only has one leg. :rolleyes

And x has one more appendage to fight with. y only has 3.

:rolleyes

Tadao
Mar 18th, 2009, 03:10 PM
YOU SO EDITED YOUR POST TO COPY ME!

Sam
Mar 18th, 2009, 03:12 PM
:rolleyes

Esuohlim
Mar 18th, 2009, 03:48 PM
The way I used to remember the sex chromosomes is, males have the Y-chromosome because the Y looks like it has a penis to fuck the spread open legs of X with :eek disregarding the extra X that both sexes have of course :(

So Y would win :misogyny

MY TURN: ROG VS. BOO BERRY :domo:domo

Tadao
Mar 18th, 2009, 04:00 PM
I think x has herpes though.

MattJack
Mar 18th, 2009, 04:00 PM
BOO BERRY BY SUGAR INDUCED DIABETIC COMA

MattJack
Mar 18th, 2009, 04:01 PM
JUST BECAUSE ROG IS TOO THIN TO EAT MORE THAN THREE BOWLS OF CEREAL BEFORE HE ENTERS A DIABETIC COMA

LIKE I SAID HE"S TOO THIN TO EAT TOO MUCH CEREAL

BURN

Misdemonar
Mar 18th, 2009, 05:41 PM
BOO BERRY BECAUSE ROG HAS TINY GIRL MUSCLES

McClain
Mar 20th, 2009, 08:42 AM
Fuck v Shit
I think Fuck would beat the shit out of Shit. Fuck would fuck some shit up and Shit would be fucked.

P.S. I just won this thread. Now GTFO everyone.

Wiffle Bat
Mar 20th, 2009, 05:44 PM
Willy Wonka vs Candyman

Big McLargehuge
Mar 21st, 2009, 01:07 AM
Y is both a consonant and a vowel where as X is only a consonant and a rarely used one at that. But X is a "voiceless velar fricative" in the IPA which sounds like an awesome job and all Y is is a "close front rounded vowel". X is that guy you know, nobody knows what he does but somehow he always has money. He travels and smokes cigarettes drinks porto from the bottle. Stays where ever and gets laid a lot. Y has a family to feed, no nonsense. He has an important job and is well respected in his community, you can count on Y, also his wife is frigid. By every societal standard Y is winning but why then God is he so unhappy?

Big McLargehuge
Mar 21st, 2009, 01:11 AM
Y= http://www.goodalelaw.com/images/austinreclined.jpg
X=http://www.kowner.com/portraits/images/devendra_banhart_2283b.jpg

executioneer
Mar 21st, 2009, 04:53 AM
oh man that picture is kinda nsfw :( man-bush

Big McLargehuge
Mar 21st, 2009, 05:40 AM
i demand somebody with photoshop chops replaces devandra's bush with willie's beard.

executioneer
Mar 21st, 2009, 06:24 AM
or vice versa

edit: http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c44/executioneer/devendra_banhart_2283b.jpg?

Big McLargehuge
Mar 21st, 2009, 06:43 AM
:EEK

executioneer
Mar 21st, 2009, 06:44 AM
WHOOPS

Dixie
Mar 21st, 2009, 06:49 AM
OMG!