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Jeanette X
Mar 24th, 2009, 10:36 PM
I was working at the drugstore when a man came up to the register.

Man: " Hi Jeanette. Remember me?"

Me: "Um...no, sorry."

Man: *slightly surprised* "You know...from the bar. Where you did karoke."

Me: *blank look* "I've never done karoke in my life."

Man: "Really? There's someone who looks just like you who's name is also Jeanette who sang karoke at the bar."

Me: :x

Great. I apparently have a double, and she has a better social life than me.

Maybe its an alternate universe version that somehow came over to our world in an interdimensional portal.

I just hope she doesn't do anything awful that I could get blamed for.

Kitsa
Mar 24th, 2009, 10:43 PM
They say if you meet the doppelganger, you die. It did happen to Lord Byron. :faint

Avoid this possible doppelganger at all costs!

Jeanette X
Mar 24th, 2009, 10:45 PM
They say if you meet the doppelganger, you die. It did happen to Lord Byron. :faint

Avoid this possible doppelganger at all costs!

Yes, but those legends never mentioned anything about the doppelganger singing karoke in bars.

Kitsa
Mar 24th, 2009, 10:51 PM
Lord Byron once took a crap in his hotel hallway because it was raining and he didn't want to go all the way to the outhouse.

There are things history fails to mention.

Jeanette X
Mar 24th, 2009, 10:58 PM
I'm tempted to try to track down this bar to see if any of the patrons remember my look-alike.

"Oh hi Jeanette! You sure were awesome last weekend when you danced topless on the tables!" :x

10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 24th, 2009, 11:14 PM
Just don't die finding her. Make sure you take a picture with her though. I'm trying to track down Ian Ziering to get a picture with him
http://www.jossip.com/wp/docs/2007/07/ian-ziering-bull-sm.JPGhttp://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/groupmetal.jpg

Evil Robot
Mar 24th, 2009, 11:27 PM
Identity theft

kahljorn
Mar 24th, 2009, 11:30 PM
Someone tried to dopplegang me once but not by looking like me but by trying to REPLACE ME.

Needless to say his doppleganger-like antics were revealed as bullshit fraudery >:

Tadao
Mar 25th, 2009, 01:03 AM
I wonder if Jeanette XX shaves her pussy.

kahljorn
Mar 25th, 2009, 01:58 AM
lol no cause if she did she would be removing a unique ecological niche for many microorganisms

plus she would be disturbing the natural ecological balance of her body

executioneer
Mar 25th, 2009, 04:47 AM
dude what if its your twin that you were separated at birth from, just like the parent trap :eek

McClain
Mar 25th, 2009, 08:18 AM
Or what if you have an entirely different personality that is aroused in your slumber; goes out clubbing, singing and dancing the night away?

Have you ever woke up and wondered, "Why do I have stamps on my hand? What is this crust on my face?"

Evil Robot
Mar 25th, 2009, 09:23 AM
You and your dobleganger should get together and plan crimes. That way you of you can rob a jewler while the other is seen elsewhere, providing an alibi. You could even team up with Kitsa's Nigerian freind and have some real fun.

executioneer
Mar 25th, 2009, 09:31 AM
and you should also get sexy w/ eachother + take pictures :eek :eek :eek

Jeanette X
Mar 25th, 2009, 10:08 AM
lol no cause if she did she would be removing a unique ecological niche for many microorganisms

plus she would be disturbing the natural ecological balance of her body

Given how my doppelganger seems to have a very different personality than I have, she probably does shave it. :\

Kitsa
Mar 25th, 2009, 10:18 AM
It is weird that he knew your name. Was he reading your nametag?

Jeanette X
Mar 25th, 2009, 10:20 AM
It is weird that he knew your name. Was he reading your nametag?

Well I did have a nametag on, yes. :\

Kitsa
Mar 25th, 2009, 10:27 AM
A lot of times I get people who say they know me from somewhere, and it ends up that they've just seen someone else with red hair and freckles. It could be that he just saw someone else with similar coloring or features.

He could have been drunk, too.

Esuohlim
Mar 25th, 2009, 11:26 AM
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GO UP TO STORE EMPLOYEES AND SAY I KNOW THEM FROM SOMEWHERE WHILE FURTHER BACKING UP MY CLAIM BY USING THE NAME FROM THEIR NAMETAG AS A CATALYST FOR PROPAGATING ADDITIONAL CONFUSION.

PERHAPS THIS WAS THE CASE IN YOUR SITUATION?

Kitsa
Mar 25th, 2009, 11:27 AM
how often is the Ferris Bueller thing remarked upon, Milhouse?

b_squared
Mar 25th, 2009, 01:48 PM
I saw Kitsa's double in California. There was a woman with reddish hair with a big brimmed hat walking a white standard poodle. I was going to snap a cell photo but the light changed. :(

Tadao
Mar 25th, 2009, 02:11 PM
That was me :(

Kitsa
Mar 25th, 2009, 03:46 PM
the really creepy thing is that I wouldn't put it above you to do that, Tadao. And pulling boobies out on the chest like in Silence of the Lambs.

Tadao
Mar 25th, 2009, 04:29 PM
I'M A PRETTY GIRL

Tadao
Mar 25th, 2009, 04:35 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/Prettylady.jpg

Kitsa
Mar 25th, 2009, 04:46 PM
heh, wasn't that one just on the other day?

Tadao
Mar 25th, 2009, 05:43 PM
They don't play Home Movies in my area right now :(

ZeldaQueen
Mar 25th, 2009, 05:57 PM
Maybe you have a split personality and did go to the bar but didn't remember.

Tadao
Mar 25th, 2009, 05:58 PM
:lol ZQ YOU NUT!

Kitsa
Mar 25th, 2009, 06:54 PM
Yeah, it was the one where he gets kicked out of acting class. I DVR'd it the other day because nothing but shit is on when I actually watch TV.

Esuohlim
Mar 25th, 2009, 07:31 PM
I see GW's double walking around outside once in a while :rolleyes

Sam
Mar 25th, 2009, 07:52 PM
WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR :rolleyes

kahljorn
Mar 25th, 2009, 09:18 PM
OH SHIT

Esuohlim
Mar 26th, 2009, 02:45 PM
>:

Esuohlim
Mar 26th, 2009, 09:36 PM
how often is the Ferris Bueller thing remarked upon, Milhouse?

Pretty often :( I sometimes get Dave Foley too, but I don't see it

Chojin
Mar 26th, 2009, 11:41 PM
orange juice bruce had a doppelganger. It was terrifying.

ZeldaQueen
Mar 26th, 2009, 11:57 PM
Apparently my dad has one. At a party, a woman we vaguely knew went to my mom and asked her how she and her husband Walt were doing. My dad's name is Fred.

Afterwards, we'd always joke that my mom had a secret second husband named Walt.

Esuohlim
Mar 27th, 2009, 01:29 AM
I bet the best part about that joke is telling people on the internet about it

WhiteRat
Mar 27th, 2009, 07:45 AM
how often is the Ferris Bueller thing remarked upon, Milhouse?

Do you ever get anyone that comes up to you and tries to buy Kirby vacuums from you because they mistake you for a 50's salesman?

WhiteRat
Mar 27th, 2009, 07:47 AM
Apparently my dad has one. At a party, a woman we vaguely knew went to my mom and asked her how she and her husband Walt were doing. My dad's name is Fred.

Afterwards, we'd always joke that my mom had a secret second husband named Walt.

Tell me more.