Coolest Pranks

[Bod]

I just admire people who spend time and effort doing something just for the foolishness of it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

[Kitsa]

My old boss once successfully persuaded a coworker (also a physician) that it was a little-known fact that Viagra also worked for altitude sickness. The coworker popped a bunch of them on his flight to an important conference in Denver. Hilarity ensued.

As an aside about the penis-roof....wonder how they found out? How long did it take a survey-photographer to work up the nerve to tell them?

[Evil Robot]

I once saw a video where some kids filled a purse with cat shit and left it in the street. They hid in their house and filmed people in cars picking it up, driving a bit and throwing it out. Another video of the same kids put a sign on a drive through that said "It is the cashier's birthday, sing happy birthday for a free shake", people were doing it and the cashier had no idea why. Oh the wackyness.

[Colonel Flagg]

Once for an April Fool's gag a friend and I went early to the Chem Building and inverted the elevator buttons (making the down button the up button and verse-vicea). It took most of the day before someone called the maintenence guy (!!) to figure out what the problem was.

And no one thought to consider what day it was ....

[paranoid]

Couple of years ago I went to a frends party at his cottage and he has an outhouse for a toilet because the cottage is pretty far into the boondocks. anyway one guy went to go use this outhouse and since we were drunk we thought it would be a good idea to tip it over. Needless to say buddy was pretty pissed when he got out of there it wasnt safe to go into that outhouse again with him around.

[Tadao]

I wouldn't consider that a cool prank. Anyone can do it and it's not creative.

[Zomboid]

The kid from the link that Bod posted just set the bar a bit higher :O

[Tadao]

They might take away one of his 8 cars. :(

[Evil Robot]

If you really want to play a prank on your freind you should drive hundreds of miles away from the nearest town in sub zero temperatures then throw him out of the moving car and leave him there for dead.

[Tadao]

One time I got my sister so drunk that she passed out and then I busted my seed in her. I didn't tell her about it till our kids 5th birthday. Ah man, you should have seen the look on her face. Priceless!

[Bod]

The kid from the link that Bod posted just set the bar a bit higher :O
I just love it cos it was there a full year, I wonder how the parents found out. And how he got up there to do it. And that it's staying there until he returns from traveling. I bet there's loads of parents checking google earth just now.

[Tadao]

I was thinking the found out by google earth. Imagine deciding to look at your lovely expensive home on google and to see a huge cock painted on your roof.

[Kitsa]

Google Earth hasn't linked to my real house in years. It's almost a whole street off :(

[ZeldaQueen]

My dad told me about an April Fool's Day joke some people at his company played on a co-worker. They told the co-worker that someone from a different company named "Hugh Jasshole" called and needed him to call back. According to my dad, the guy didn't pick up on it until he actually called the number. He said "I'd like to talk to Hugh please...Hugh Jasshole", then realized what he was saying and hung up.

I'm not good at pranks, but in high school, when we were changing after gym, the other girls turned off the locker room lights to pretend that they were Helen Keller. I was annoyed by this, so I snuck up behind one of them and screamed. She freaked. XD

[Zomboid]

Your life sounds so boring.

[Big McLargehuge]

When i was in 7th grade i took honey to school and smeared it all over the toilets. I wasn't really thinking about what it would be like to go to take a shit and suddenly have an ass covered in honey, at school. One of my friends ratted me out and i had to go to the principal's office. When i got there i saw one of the indoor kids sitting in the corner with a look of utter shame and humiliation on his face, the principal made me apologize and i have never felt like a bigger piece of shit in my life. I welcomed saturday school in hope of cleansing my soul. I can still see the kids face.

[Tadao]

:lol did you call him honey buns from then on?

[Big McLargehuge]

i never even made eye contact with him after that.

[Kitsa]

Wow. I'm glad I didn't go to your school, I'm allergic and you might have been facing a murder charge.

Dodged that bullet.

One of the ER physicians where I used to work used to wait for someone to need a urine test for something. He'd go get a sterile cup, fill it with apple juice, and stroll into their room taking a long, theatrical swig from it. He'd say, "Nope, tastes fine to me." Some people were more appreciative than others.

[Sam]

You use the boys toilet regularly? :rolleyes

[Kitsa]

OHO, YOU HAVE ME NOW!

[ZeldaQueen]

One of the ER physicians where I used to work used to wait for someone to need a urine test for something. He'd go get a sterile cup, fill it with apple juice, and stroll into their room taking a long, theatrical swig from it. He'd say, "Nope, tastes fine to me." Some people were more appreciative than others.

Reminds me of something my former orchestra conductor did once. He always drank coffee during practice. One day, he was good-naturedly complaining about the quality of performance the concert master was giving. The conductor threatened to pour his coffee on the concert master's head, and then started to describe the coffee in a nauseating manner, including that it had dandruff in it. Then he took a huge swig. :x

[Big McLargehuge]

Your life sounds so boring.

[kahljorn]

lol
you know there's something ive never understood and im not sure if its a prank or what

but like almost every bathroom i go into has gang names and stuff carved into the toilet seats -- right where the ass goes. IS IT A PRANK OR A THREAT?

[executioneer]

it's a health hazard is what it is

[ZeldaQueen]

Alright, I get it, I'm boring! Shut up! >:

[Zomboid]

Guys, get this: One time, an Uncle of a classmate of mine, in his youth, called a local establishment and asked for an "Al Coholic." You see, the intent was to get the unsuspecting employee who answered the telephone to ask aloud for an "Al Coholic," which of course sounds quite similar to "alcoholic," but unfortunately the employee hung up the phone rather abruptly and the joke was rendered incomplete.

Still, in light of the humorous spirit of this discussion, I thought it best to share it with you folks. *I* still got a real kick out of that joke. Can you imagine? Al Coholic? :lol

[ZeldaQueen]

My mom said that when she was in school, whenever they had a substitute teacher the students would sign the attendance sheet with made up names. Once, a kid put his name down as "Thor, God of Thunder". Apparently the principle called him up after to throw some lightning.

[Pub Lover]

You're great, ZQ. Don't let the bastards get you down. :)

[Kitsa]

It's kind of watching a bunch of guys piss on a flower garden, really.

[Tadao]

Who plants flowers in hell?

[ZeldaQueen]

Aw, thanks! *hugs*

And Taodo, I'm sure someone must. I distinctly remember seeing gardens in Indianapolis (nothing was growing in 'em as it was March, but still).

[Zomboid]

Oooooh you! :lol

[Sam]

It's kind of watching a bunch of guys piss on a flower garden, really.

That reminds me of this one time, my friend was at his house and his mother had just planted some flowers. My friend (literally) pissed on them! :eek

[ZeldaQueen]

That reminds me of this one time, my friend was at his house and his mother had just planted some flowers. My friend (literally) pissed on them! :eek
Apparently when he was younger, my neighbor's son and his friend had a habit of peeing on the front lawn. I believe my mom found out because she saw him while she was getting the paper in the morning.

Apparently the boy's mother couldn't figure out why there was always a weird smell out front. She thought it had something to do with the sewers.

[Zomboid]

That's a pretty good prank too!

[Zhukov]

I used to work as a night security guard at a wood chipping mill, my boss was a real arsehole, and he paid us in cash to save on taxes etc and sometimes didn't pay us if we were late. I got a call one night from someone claiming to be a detective and that they knew all about my boss' dodgy dealings, and that he was also being investigated for other criminal offenses. He said that they were sending a squad car to pick me up and that I should just leave the job and forget about it.

Of course I believed it, so I called up my boss and told him to go fuck himself, and that the cops were comming to arrest him and that I had had enough of his shit, then I hung up on him and didn't answer when he tried to call back. While I stood at the entrance gate waiting for the police to come and make it all better, I got a call from my friends telling me it was all just a joke. I was pretty angry at the time. I had to hide in the bushes when my boss drove around to kick my arse, and he parked outside my house once or twice a week watching me for about a year.