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Tadao
Mar 26th, 2009, 01:12 AM
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/mo/news_threestooges.jpg

http://indiefilm.movies.yahoo.com/article-9-/

MGM and the Farrelly brothers are finally slapping together their high-profile cast for "The Three Stooges," a comedy project the filmmakers have been developing for years. Sean Penn is set to play Larry, and Jim Carrey is in negotiations to play Curly. Benicio del Toro is a rumored possibility for the brothers' taciturn leader, Moe.

Zomboid
Mar 26th, 2009, 01:16 AM
This'll surely be a winner!

10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 26th, 2009, 01:22 AM
They better have Shemp! Maybe Johnny Depp.

Skulhedface
Mar 26th, 2009, 01:43 AM
Even if it'll be terrible, I still want to see it. I love the Three Stooges.

For God's sakes, I still want to see the Mel Gibson Stooges movie. If only I could find the fucking thing.

kahljorn
Mar 26th, 2009, 01:55 AM
this movie makes me wanna rape myself

or another man while he's raping me SIMULTANNEEUSLY. CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THAT? CAN Y OU? ITS IMPASSABLE >:

BUT ILL DO IT

10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 26th, 2009, 11:34 AM
Even if it'll be terrible, I still want to see it. I love the Three Stooges.

For God's sakes, I still want to see the Mel Gibson Stooges movie. If only I could find the fucking thing.


Wish they would release it on DVD. I found it on youtube though....it's so good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRqfxdX36NU

It's split into 9 parts.

DirtySanchez
Mar 26th, 2009, 03:21 PM
april fools day isn't till next week

ZeldaQueen
Mar 26th, 2009, 09:36 PM
Excuse me, I think I just had a heart attack.

WHAT is that?

Angryhydralisk
Mar 27th, 2009, 11:46 AM
Now this is a movie I'd actually go to the theatres and care about!

No sarcasm, either! I 'm dead serious!

Sort of. I'm serious.

....Seriously.

....Metal Gear.

Guitar Woman
Mar 27th, 2009, 12:10 PM
I'll have to see this movie because I absolutely cannot imagine Benicio Del Toro playing anything other than a raspy mumbly badass.

Certainly not fucking Moe.

YOU WISEGUYS WANNA BUY SOME HEROIN? NYUK NYUK NYUK

ZeldaQueen
Mar 27th, 2009, 01:01 PM
I'll have to see this movie because I absolutely cannot imagine Benicio Del Toro playing anything other than a raspy mumbly badass.
Or a werewolf. Woot! :rock

Tadao
Mar 27th, 2009, 01:50 PM
Moe was a raspy mumbly badass.

The reason why this movie will suck is because the Stooges were performers, these guys are actors.

ZeldaQueen
Mar 28th, 2009, 10:59 PM
If they try to replace Abbot and Costello, heads will roll. >:

WalrusOnion
Mar 29th, 2009, 01:36 PM
i want Tommy Lee Jones as Shemp....

captain516
Mar 29th, 2009, 06:06 PM
Marx brothers were better

Tadao
Mar 29th, 2009, 06:11 PM
That's fucking dumb. Why would even compare the two?

MarioRPG
Mar 30th, 2009, 12:30 PM
whywhywhy

People don't even find stooges funny any more.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Mar 30th, 2009, 01:01 PM
I do

captain516
Mar 30th, 2009, 08:42 PM
That's fucking dumb. Why would even compare the two?
Why would I compare two famous old time comedy groups? No reason, really. Just gloating over the fact that the marxes don't have a contemporary movie....yet.

Tadao
Mar 30th, 2009, 08:50 PM
Ah I see. They are both old and comedy shows. That narrows everything down.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 30th, 2011, 11:38 PM
Will sasso is going to play curly now. Son of a bitch. still love the shield guy a curly.

Pentegarn
May 1st, 2011, 06:49 AM
Michael Chiklis did a good job playing Curly

I think this will be a disaster, but I will still watch it mostly out of curiosity

Tadao
May 1st, 2011, 01:48 PM
I'll steal it out of curiosity.

Tadao
May 25th, 2011, 04:08 PM
http://blog.movies.yahoo.com/blog/1400-three-stooges-actors-look-very-stooge-y-in-first-on-set-photos

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/gay.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 25th, 2011, 04:44 PM
He might not be a bad larry actually. I thought at first it was the guy from two and a half men.

Tadao
May 25th, 2011, 05:08 PM
At first I thought this shouldn't be done because it will only be 1/4 as good as an original episode at best. I'm still right on this.

darkvare
May 25th, 2011, 09:45 PM
who is playing moe?

Ex Leper
May 26th, 2011, 12:02 PM
According to IMDB.
Sean Hayes = Larry
Chris Diamantopulos = Moe
Will Sasso = Curluy

Nick
May 29th, 2011, 07:44 AM
Why would anyone do this. This is going to be as bad as that Honeymooners movie they made a few years back.

Tadao
May 29th, 2011, 02:23 PM
Well, Honeymooners always sucked anyways.

Nick
Jun 14th, 2011, 12:27 PM
http://tinyurl.com/3gz36tj

Hey, it's Will Sasso playing Will Sasso!

darkvare
Jun 14th, 2011, 07:11 PM
the sad part is that he is getting payed for it kinda like samuel l jacson who plas himself in every movie

Ex Leper
Jun 17th, 2011, 12:03 AM
I'm just glad it isn't Kevin James.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Apr 26th, 2012, 05:57 PM
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I hope the new movie opens with this.

Pentegarn
Apr 27th, 2012, 10:10 AM
It actually was better than I expected. I expected the Farrelly Brothers to butcher this conceptually, but they did the best one could possibly do with a modern day 3 Stooges played by 3 impersonators (who did their homework on their characters' mannerisms).

It was better than any other re-imagining of classic TV shows has been anyway, they took the vaudeville style of comedy and inserted it into the modern world, and even gave a back story as to why 3 guys with vaudeville sensibilities would exist today and had it make some sense.

Mad Melvin
Apr 27th, 2012, 11:18 AM
Yes, but no one asked for this movie to be made. It just seems pointless.

Tadao
Apr 27th, 2012, 11:29 AM
I hope you people get herpes from the movie seats.

Mad Melvin
Apr 27th, 2012, 11:36 AM
What do you mean by "you people" you racist jap

Tadao
Apr 27th, 2012, 11:56 AM
Sorry, that came our racist.

I hope you nigg3rs get herpes from the movie seats.

Esuohlim
Apr 27th, 2012, 02:38 PM
I saw a woman at the store yesterday who looked like the Will & Grace guy as Larry :(

Tadao
Apr 27th, 2012, 02:40 PM
I hope you caught aids

Esuohlim
Apr 27th, 2012, 02:42 PM
I caught aids of the eyeballs >: