Your favorite punk musicians get interviewed by clueless media types, hilarity ensues

[Kitsa]

I have two favorites. They make me feel all warm and fuzzy.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/revnorb.jpg
Rev. Norb (Boris the Sprinkler) on Jenny Jones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQF5KhbtDCA


http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/joeysmommy.jpg
Joey Ramone and his mommy on Geraldo. She was always so cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Fo1_ZV7CY




Honorable mention: GG Allin's many, many appearances. Here's one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-hR9G1ZO6Q

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Any time GG Allin is captured on any kind of media hilarity ensues

[Kitsa]

Pretty much. He gave good interview.

The first I ever saw of GG Allin was a scratchy clip from one of his concerts. He crammed a banana up his ass, crapped it back out, and threw the chunks at the audience, yelling "WHO'S HUNGRY? WHO'S HUNGRY?"

*sigh* they just don't make 'em like that anymore.

[Babs]

oh GG, always tuggin oh his pee pee.

[Kitsa]

One thing that always fascinated me about GG Allin was that the missing part of his moustache would be filled perfectly by his brother's moustache.

I always wondered if that was on purpose.

[Fathom Zero]

butthole Surfers are good stuff.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEuKiqnnOPM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s65uGF6aog0&feature=related

[Tadao]

I don't think I have ever listened to GG.

[Kitsa]

there is very little he did in the studio; consequently, there's very little that doesn't sound like a total fucking mess.


My personal favorite of his:


I wanna piss on you, I wanna piss on you
You ain't shit to me, 'cause I'm better than you
I wanna shit on you, and rape your little sister too
I wanna piss on you, my pecker has a yearning to

I wanna piss on you, I wanna piss on you
Shit in your mouth, piss on you
Fill your mouth with super glue

My glands can't hold it in, I've got an Uncle Yen
Wanna pull it out again, and urinate on everyone
I wanna piss on you, my peckers got a yearning to
Gotta pull it out again, and urinate on everyone

I wanna piss on you, fill your mouth with super glue
I'll piss on you and your sister too
I wanna rape that bitch

Piss, piss, piss on everybody, yes
Piss, piss, urinate, piss 'till your face is yellow, yea
Your hair is yellow, it's dripping down your chin
It's going in your mouth again
I wanna piss on you, I hope you drowned, I hope you do

I wanna piss on you, fill your mouth with super glue
I wanna piss on your mother too
And rape your sister, she is so cool

I wanna piss on you, everyone should be pissed on
I wanna piss on you, I hate you, I wanna piss on you
I wanna shit on you, piss on you and rape you too
I wanna piss on your brother, wanna piss on your father too

I wanna piss on you, wanna piss on you, you, you
I wanna piss on you, piss, piss, piss, piss, piss on you


The audio is backing the shitty video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng9ZXypHFxM

(prime guitar sophistication!)

[Babs]

Nice choice, but everyone knows "I Kill Everything I Fuck" is his best

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I fill you up with my disease
Contaminate you with deadly needs
My loaded cock is like a gun
I'm a walking time bomb killing everyone

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

Let me be your stiff hard fuck
Cram your cunt with poisonous cock
Your hairy cunt will be my aim
Deadly penetration is my game

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday

Drenched in my fluids you'll never know
I plant the seed of death untold
Before I die, I hope I do
Kill many more, as I've killed you

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS


Some Lord Byron shit right there.

[Kitsa]

Ah, yes, but what about his masterwork with the Texas Nazis, "Eat My Diarrhea"?

Just...
Just ate a burger at the sleazy joint
Now I gotta take a shit, get to the point
Sittin' on the toilet, my ass is a blast
Runnin' smelly diarrhea outta my ass
No fuckin' paper
Hey baby lick my ass 'til your face turns blue
You're finished rimmin' me and you want some more
Ya say ya don't flush but your out the door
I'm back in the...with a cup
Scoop it outta the toilet 'cause you wanna slurp it up
Eat my diarrhea you're chuggin' it down
You're suckin' my ass and your lips are all brown
Since we've gone back to the hamburger place
I'm gonna stick my ass right on your face
I'm gonna shit in your mouth
I'm gonna shit in your face, your mouth
And I wanna shit on your mother
I'm gonna shit on you and your mother
Diarrhea
I gotta take a shit
Gotta bottle a Ex-Lax, gonna take it
I'm gonna take me a lumpy shit
Gonna throw it at you, I hope I hit you
I hope it splats in your face there too
It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet
It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet
I want you to suck up all of it
Lick my ass and eat it too
Cause diarrhea is good for you
Ya eat it, eat it, eat
Eat it, eat it, eat
Diarrhea
Eat my fuckin' shit

[Dixie]

The Mentors on Wally George was great.
I'd say Peter Steele on Jerry and Rikki, but those were the Playgirl interviews.

[Tadao]

Lol I remember Wally George!

[Tadao]

The Mentors on Wally George was great.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0ZvqMCWBoA

[Babs]

Wasn't their some controversy around him? Some kurt cobain shit or something like that.

[Tadao]

Oh god, here we go.

[Dixie]

Courtney Love had El Duce killed for telling a documentary who killed kurt and how he gave Courtney Allan Wrench's number for the job.
Duce was last seen arguing with Allan Wrench about the very subject, 30 minutes later Duce was found dead on train tracks.
I am convinced of foul play.

[Dixie]

Wally George died a few years ago :(

[Tadao]

I thought he died 10 years ago!

[Dixie]

I thought he died in like 2003.
I could have sworn I remembered the headline about it.

[Dixie]

HAHA!
My pothead memory isn't totally fucked!
Wally George (4 December (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/December_4) 1931 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1931) – 7 October (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/October_7) 2003 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003))

[Babs]

What assholes, why would you want to kill that young man for any reason?

I blame god damn women.

[Dixie]

Duce's birthday was just the other day.
Tis a holy day.
http://www.churchofelduce.com/church__duce.jpg

[Tadao]

He should have never stuck his nose were it didn't belong. See what snitches get!

[Dixie]

He didn't snitch.
He was a lousy drunk, but he was honest.
He answered a question honestly.
:(
Poor Eldon.

[Tadao]

for telling a documentary who killed kurt and how he gave Courtney Allan Wrench's number for the job.

That's snitching.

[Dixie]

You may think so, but no one believed him, except me and like 4 other people.
:(

[Tadao]

Lol, I guess the ravings of a mad drunk don't really count, huh?

[Babs]

HE'S A FAT SMELLY ASS SNITCH WHO DIDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO PULL THE TRIGGER!!!!

[Dixie]

Lol, I guess the ravings of a mad drunk don't really count, huh?
Yeah, we need a new line of work.

[Kitsa]

My beautiful thread. :(

YOU PEOPLE ARE WHY I CAN'T HAVE PRETTY THINGS!

[Dixie]

I was able to stay on topic for a little while.
You should be proud of me.
:(

[Tadao]

Sorry, I thought this was the post your pic thread.

[Babs]

IT WASN'T BEAUTIFUL TO BEGIN WITH!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/thisisdad.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2LvZd_9aMU
Like you haven't seen this already.

[Dixie]

THEY STARTED IT!

[Esuohlim]

Wasn't GG Allin the guy who people paid to go see poop on stage and then roll around all naked in the poop

[Tadao]

and have poop thrown at them.

[Esuohlim]

And sometimes he'd have poop on his dick and he'd try to have sex with the audience with it

[Dixie]

The banana up the butt was the best.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

GWAR on Joan Rivers is always fun watching.

[Cedar]

nothing beats Justin Pearson (frontman of the 90s screamo band Swing Kids and current bassist/vocalist for The Locust) in JERRY SPRINGER!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqdw8wXqpA4

[Babs]

I got to see these guys a few years ago with Fantomas, pretty good show actually.

[Cedar]

the locust and phantomas?

[Babs]

Fantomas, but yes it was amazing.