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Womti
Apr 17th, 2009, 02:08 PM
I guess she went insane

Chojin
Apr 17th, 2009, 02:50 PM
or went outside

kahljorn
Apr 18th, 2009, 02:08 PM
or went underground with his kafka books and american spirit cigarettes and smugness.

THE UNDERGROUND. WHERE SMUGNESS GLOWS.

Sam
Apr 18th, 2009, 06:01 PM
ALL UNDERGROUND SMUGLY READING KAFKA, SMOKING AMERICAN SPIRITS, DRINKING SOME PRETENTIOUS WINE AND LISTENING TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BY HIS OWN SMUG GLOW.

MattJack
Apr 20th, 2009, 05:54 PM
NO SHI* SHERLOCK

MattJack
Apr 20th, 2009, 05:54 PM
I always wanted to say that to a guy named Sherlock

Womti
Apr 20th, 2009, 08:46 PM
that homo shit we talked about*

Womti
Apr 20th, 2009, 08:47 PM
*remember that homo shit we talked about

kahljorn
Apr 23rd, 2009, 02:46 PM
QUIT REMINISCING JERKBAG

FUCKING BAG OF JERKS

Womti
Apr 24th, 2009, 12:06 PM
http://www.smokingtree.net/images/badguy24.jpg
QUIT REMINISCING JERKBAG

FUCKING BAG OF JERKS




that's right kahl, say it like it is!

kahljorn
Apr 24th, 2009, 04:19 PM
Same to you, Pal-o

Seven Force
Apr 26th, 2009, 07:12 PM
what happened? he/she stopped posted now?

Pub Lover
Apr 26th, 2009, 10:24 PM
She went back to her Womti account.

Womti
Apr 28th, 2009, 04:00 PM
what happened? he/she stopped posted now?


no I just love that girl he poses as :<

LordSappington
Apr 28th, 2009, 06:13 PM
NO SHI* SHERLOCK
Dammit, I've been waiting for him to set himself up so I can say that, AND YOU BEAT ME TO IT. :(

phoenixlipo
May 26th, 2009, 10:17 AM
HI,

A while back my sister in law sent my wife an email asking for some help. Some guy on a chat board she belonged to wanted to know how many guitar heroines people could name. Not just folkies like Joni Mitchell who strummed as they sang, but the real Stevie Ray Vaughn, kick out the jams type, rock guitar heroine. In all honesty at the time I was only able to come up with a few at most: Bonnie Raitt, Melissa Etheridge(who was questionable because I don't know what her guitar work is like) and the Wilson sisters from Heart.

also can i suck anyones fat out on this message board

Dimnos
May 26th, 2009, 10:33 AM
Get the fuck out of here with that shit.

Sam
May 26th, 2009, 10:46 AM
:lol

Womti
May 26th, 2009, 11:51 AM
:lol

executioneer
May 26th, 2009, 11:04 PM
dumbest spambot EVER

Kitsa
May 27th, 2009, 05:35 PM
:love spambots

Ozzman313
Jun 9th, 2009, 08:41 PM
I hate Guitar Woman with a fiery passion, and this quote pretty much explains why....

I will heartily back up the nomination of Quest for Fire


GW, you've said that you don't even like Ozzy when he was with Black Sabbath, for crying out loud

Tadao
Jun 9th, 2009, 08:45 PM
Ozzy's a fag.

Ozzman313
Jun 9th, 2009, 09:03 PM
And your a jackass

Tadao
Jun 9th, 2009, 09:12 PM
I'll tell you why Ozzy is a fag you little poser. He wont let the members of Black Sabbath play under the name of Black Sabbath even though Dio and the boys earned that name.

Go suck on the tit of fandom you fucking weak little piece of shit.

Ozzman313
Jun 9th, 2009, 09:37 PM
Wow...you need anger management, I like DIO. I don't like anything from Black Sabbath after Ozzy left though, too many changes made it terrible. Also why doesn't a Mod break up this fight?

Pub Lover
Jun 9th, 2009, 09:42 PM
Ozzman, you are crazy. Heaven and Hell ais the best Sabbeth album. And that isn't just fact, but cold hard opinion.

Ozzman313
Jun 9th, 2009, 09:49 PM
WTF...how does ROG let you guys get away with this shit?

Tadao
Jun 9th, 2009, 09:50 PM
I prefer Mob Rules, but either way Dio did it harder and better. Anyways, look at the little homo coming in and saying he hates GW because he doesn't like Ozzy and now crying for help.

Pub Lover
Jun 9th, 2009, 09:51 PM
How? By not caring. Why? Because not caring really bloody works. :eek

Dimnos
Jun 9th, 2009, 10:09 PM
WTF...how does ROG let you guys get away with this shit?

:lol

The Leader
Jun 9th, 2009, 10:17 PM
We should feed Ozzman to Clement.

Sam
Jun 9th, 2009, 10:19 PM
Hey ozzman Guitar Woman has been banned from quite a few forums, maybe you should ask her for advice. :lol

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 10:29 AM
In fact she likes bad boys who get banned. You should probably ask her out at some point during that conversation. I bet the dating circuit would help you with your problems.

Womti
Jun 10th, 2009, 11:32 AM
use Irssi;
use Irssi::Irc;
use Time::HiRes qw(time);
use Digest::MD5 qw(md5_hex);


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#\ \ / / \ | _ \| \ | |_ _| \ | |/ ___| | | | / ___|_ _| \ | |/ ___|
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# \ V V / ___ \| _ <| |\ || || |\ | |_| | | |_| |___) | || |\ | |_| |
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# | || |_| | |_| | _ < | |_| |___) | |___| _ < ___) |
# |_| \___/ \___/|_| \_\ \___/|____/|_____|_| \_\____/


use vars qw($VERSION %IRSSI); $VERSION = "2.1";
%IRSSI = (
authors => "Goat-See",
contact => "mrtheplague@gmail.com",
name => "fuckyou",
description => "/fuckyou NICK numberchannels",
license => "urmom",
url => "http://www.buttes.org/",
);

my $FORCEPART = "sapart"; # Change these if your ircd is not gay/unreal and uses
my $FORCEJOIN = "sajoin"; # forcejoin and forcepart as the command

my $FURRY = "fuck_you";
sub cmd_fuckyou
{
my ($data, $server, $dest) = @_;
my ($nick, $amt_end) = split(/ +/, $data);
unless($nick && $amt_end)
{
Irssi::print("/fuckyou <nick> <amt>");
return;
}

for(1 .. $amt_end)
{
my $nig = md5_hex($$ * time * $_);
$server->command("$FORCEJOIN $nick #${FURRY}_$nig");
}
}

sub cmd_unfuckyou
{
my ($data, $server, $channel)= @_;
return Irssi::print("/unfuckyou user user2 user3") unless $data;
foreach my $dick (split(" ", $data))
{
@******s=();
$server->redirect_event(
"whois", 1, $dick, 0,
undef,
{
"event 319" => "redir autowhois_channels",
"" => "event empty"
}
);
$server->send_raw("WHOIS :$dick");
}
}

sub event_whois_channels
{
my ($server, $data) = @_;
my ($num, $nick, $channels) = split(/ +/, $data, 3);
my @******s = ();
my $counter=0;

$channels =~ s/^://;
$channels =~ s/[ ]{1,}$//;

@******s = split(' ', $channels);
foreach (@******s)
{
s/[@%+]([&#])/$1/;
if(/[&#](fuck_you|owned_by_penisbird|$FURRY)_[a-f0-9]+/i)
{
#Irssi::print("Forceparting $nick from $_");
$server->send_raw("$FORCEPART $nick $_");
$counter++;
}
}
Irssi::print("Forceparted $nick from $counter channels") if $counter;
}

Irssi::command_bind('fuckyou', 'cmd_fuckyou');
Irssi::command_bind('unfuckyou', 'cmd_unfuckyou');
Irssi::signal_add(
{
'redir autowhois_channels' => \&event_whois_channels,
});

Chojin
Jun 10th, 2009, 01:11 PM
WTF...how does ROG let you guys get away with this shit?

IN MY MOUTH, -RoG-! IN MY MOUUUUTHAAAAAAAUUUGGGGGARGLEGARGLEGARGLE

Guitar Woman
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:01 PM
http://www.thespeeddemon.com/music/images/bands/blueoystercult.gif

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:17 PM
Oh god, you like BOC now? :rolleyes

Guitar Woman
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:19 PM
Not really, but Some Enchanted Evening is really, really, really, really good.

It's sort of a shame when I listen to live stuff by a band before anything else and it ends up making all their studio work look like complete shit. Heart did that to me, too.

Pub Lover
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:24 PM
My darling, are you still so insecure about the things you say that you must keep editing them? I love you anyway. :love

Guitar Woman
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:28 PM
I did start listening to some of Iggy Pop's stuff. A lot of it is shit but what isn't is some of the best metal I've heard.

Keep in mind that I hate metal so that's not a lot, but still!

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 02:43 PM
Yeah, I have heard that BOC are far better live than any album can capture.

Try listening to some Stooges.

Womti
Jun 10th, 2009, 08:02 PM
:\

Dimnos
Jun 10th, 2009, 08:25 PM
WZYPriCxvoI

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 08:28 PM
:lol

Guitar Woman
Jun 10th, 2009, 08:37 PM
Stooges are the only thing Iggy's done that I've heard, Tadao, and it'd probably be better with a less awful vocalist :<

I hate the production value, too. There's a difference between being loud and being obnoxious.

Tadao
Jun 10th, 2009, 08:46 PM
You have a sexy opinion. :)