Nerd Nightmare

[King Credo]

I have a girlfriend now and I need surgery in a month. I'm too weak for hard labor and I'm too much of a smart-ass for food service so I have one option for money: Sell my entire comic book collection. I knew this day would come but I just hoped it would be in a few decades. I have two things to ask you guys.

1. What do you think of all this? Should I actually go through with it?
2. Do you want to buy some of these comics?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Sell em off. How much do you read them anyway?

[kahljorn]

WHATEVER DOUCHEBAG, GET A FUCKING LOAN AND STOP CREATING IMPASSABLE DICHOTOMOUS SITUATIONS :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Or you could curb your antisocial aspergers crybaby behavior and learn to be employable because selling comic books every time you need money is stupid and after a week of eating McDonalds hamburgers you'll be out of comics and then we'll get another thread about this from you

[Big McLargehuge]

I had major surgery, you know what i did? I GOT A FUCKING JOB YOU PIECE OF SHIT. You are an idiot. I hope they over anesthetize you and you die.

[Pub Lover]

But guys, he has a girlfriend now! :eek

[Esuohlim]

Yeah well she's going to have to wheel his fat butt to the movie theater every day so he can get paid to tear up tickets for people if he doesn't want to sell his Archie comics >:

[MetalMilitia]

I heard you can make $$$ (possibly even $$$$) by just using the internet. Do that.

[Charity]

Yes, sell it all. Then you can use the Internet to figure out what to do next. I know a guy who is making a fortune buying and selling websites.

[kahljorn]

Guys I don't know why we didn't think of thisbefore :O

You should prostitute your girlfriend out. Not only will she be more satisfied fucking dirty people off of the streets, but you can get your major surgery and have that giant tumor in your brain which makes you a deplorable dipshit removed.

[Dimnos]

Seriously why do you start off saying you have a girlfriend now? What the hell does she have to do with you being a lazy jerk-off? Do you want someone to tell you to sponge off her? Or were you waiting for Kahls idea to pimp her out? You provide us with this irrelevant information but fail to tell us what surgery you need. You might be able to use your problem/cure to join a side show. Thats free room and board AND you get to travel.

[Esuohlim]

She's probably one of those girls who expects a $400 present once a week or else she won't dress up as Seven of Nine anymore for sex

[stevetothepast]

Google pays me $173 an hour, Google has blessed me with a $5000 a month job and all from home!, just click on one of those ads that for some unseen reason has made it's way to i-mockery's side panels

[ZeldaQueen]

Make up a story and sell it to the Weekly World News. Put Batboy in it and it'll make front page.

[Tadao]

That wasn't worth reading.

[Ant10708]

Google pays me $173 an hour, Google has blessed me with a $5000 a month job and all from home!, just click on one of those ads that for some unseen reason has made it's way to i-mockery's side panels are you being serious or sarcastic? please elaborate

[MetalMilitia]

Dude! It's totally easy. Google will pay you just to surf the internet/click ads/masturbate. Don't make me go into the specifics, sufficed to say if something sounds too good to be true, buy it QUICK! before they realise how many clams they're going to be giving you.

[Dimnos]

Google pays me $173 an hour, Google has blessed me with a $5000 a month job and all from home!, just click on one of those ads that for some unseen reason has made it's way to i-mockery's side panels

My cousins friends roommate does this. Its totally lagit.

[Ant10708]

i would like to make extra money by surfing the internet and masturbating, someone give me specfics
my finance degree isnt getting me a good job in this economy so why the hell not