US's version of hitler youth

[Geggy]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1182775/Americas-boy-scouts-trained-fight-terrorists-illegal-border-crossers.html

[Tadao]

OH SHIT! I PLAY CALL OF DUTY ONLINE! I'M A FUCKING NAZI! OH AND MY FRIEND IS A PROFESSIONAL PAINTBALLER, HE MUST BE A NAZI TOO. OH SHIT OUR WHOLE MILITARY IS FULL OF NAZIS AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dimnos]

I'm SOOOOoooo sending my kid in a year or two. I wonder if they will let me come too. Sounds fun.

[Geggy]

From wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Youth):

"The HJ was organized into corps under adult leaders, and the general membership comprised boys aged fourteen to eighteen."

"After the boy scout movement was banned through German-controlled countries, the HJ appropriated many of its activities, though changed in content and intention. For example, many HJ activities closely resembled military training, with weapons training, assault course circuits and basic tactics. Some cruelty by the older boys toward the younger ones was tolerated and even encouraged, since it was believed this would weed out the unfit and harden the rest."

So dimno just admitted that he and his kid are friggin' nazis

[Dr. Boogie]

Uh, no. If you recall, in his "KKK all the way" thread, he very clearly explained that he and his kids were white supremacists who are experimenting with tantric racism, a new paradigm in which you forego hate crimes in favor of telling off-color jokes for hours at a time.

[Dimnos]

Yeah we do a gig down at the coffee shop on Wednesdays. :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah this looks just like the Hitler youth but without the Nazism.. so just the "Youth" I guess.

[Tadao]

YOU'RE ALL ******S!

[The Leader]

I don't see how this is like the Hitler youth. It's just a paramilitary training program for children, ain't no political doctrine or idol worship drilled into their soft, spongy brains.

[Dr. Boogie]

In Geggy's mind, the fact that Germany had boy scouts means that all boy scout groups are like the Hitler Youth.

And Girl Scouts selling cookies? They're like portable V2 launchers.

[Tadao]

http://www.toonpool.com/user/327/files/sigmund_freud_185215.jpg


Sometimes a young boy in uniform is just a young boy in uniform.

[kahljorn]

I dunno, seems to be indoctrinating them into a nationalistic fervor which actually is kind of similar to the nazi youth...

[Dr. Boogie]

And their motto is "be prepared", which is remarkably similar to the Hitler Youth motto: "Be prepared for Jews".

[Dimnos]

And their motto is "be prepared", which is remarkably similar to the Hitler Youth motto: "Be prepared for Jews".

:lol

[Evil Robot]

When I was in BS I got badges in shotgun, rifle marksmanship, and archery and I turned out just fine.

[Dimnos]

Your avatar begs to differ. :lol

[Tadao]

http://blog.klabusterbeere.nl/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kiga.jpg

[El Blanco]

There's a joke I want to make about that picture, but it will put me on some FBI watch list.