Men who used to be women

[Womti]

Would they know how to get a guy off?

[Esuohlim]

A GUY OFF WHAT

[kahljorn]

TRANSSEXUALS MAKE EXCELLENT DRUG COUNSELORS

[kahljorn]

THEY CAN COUNSEL DRUGS LIKE NO TOMORROW

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I saw a live feed once of a guy trying to suck off a tranny. To put it in short terms I changed the internet channel.

[Womti]

no but seriously would they know how to get a guy off?

[Dimnos]

As much as any woman?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Ba-Zing!

[Rez]

ask seinfeld

[kahljorn]

men who used to be women have ugly little penises :(

[Sacks]

Like how ugly are we talking here?

[kahljorn]

Some women who want to become men undergo hormonal therapy which causes their clits to enlarge. So they don't so much have a penis as they have a gigantic clit :(
Imagine that wiggling in your face! They are also usually only 2 inches or so ;o

OR THERES THE OTHER OPTION WHICH IS BASICALLY PUTTING FAT FROM YOUR ASS ONTO YOUR CLIT SO YOU CAN HAVE A CHUBBY.

[Sacks]

That can't be the only options can it? For some reason I guess I thought chicks could get some serious dongs.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I think they can. My friend went from girl to guy and I think he's packing heat now. His girlfriend always seems satisfied. Maybe she's just stupid though.

[kahljorn]

SHE USED THE FAT TRANSPLANT METHOD PROBABLY.
THEY CAN GET SOME SERIOUS MEAT BECAUSE THEY JUST PACK THOSE SAUSAGES FULL OF AS MUCH FAT AS THEY WANT.

BESIDES IT IS NOT AS IF LITTLE DICKS CANT GET WOMEN OFF OR SOMETHING.

[Sam]

YEAH, THE JAPANESE DO IT. :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

WELL JUST THINK OF ALL THE MEN IN THE WORLD THAT PLEASE WOMEN

SOME OF THOSE MEN HAD SMALL PENISES

[Sacks]

Yeah but 2 inches, man? I just want to live in a world where dreams can come true and Manbabes are packing power dongs.

[kahljorn]

:lol
yea two inches might be too small, i dunno. But i just know some girls who said some of the best sex they've had was with small dicked guys, and their hand measurements only looked like they were 3 inches tops :O

maybe they just have small hands though

[kahljorn]

also lesbians are supposed to have the "best sex evr" so maybe they know how to use that thang i dunno

[Sacks]

Girls really don't know anything about dicks though so you can't trust any kind of measurement they give you. They're also lousy at sex so that theory about lesbians is out the window too. Good sex is mostly a mental thing so maybe these dudes with little wangs are psychological powerhouses.

[Tadao]

Girls don't know dick.

[Dimnos]

Its all in the fingers man. Or if she is a freak, the wrist.

[kahljorn]

Well, lesbians are supposed to be good at having sex with each other because they know how vaginas and clitoris' work. Also, girls often use vibrators and other penis shaped items, which probably gave them some phallic experience. And yea, fingers and mouths.

Personally I dunno if I believe that theory, but I hear it alllllll the time.

[Dimnos]

What theory? That women know how to please women?

[kahljorn]

that women get each other off better than guys could ever get a lady off.

[Sam]

UNLESS THAT GUY IS SAM. ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

They're also lousy at sex so that theory about lesbians is out the window too.


:lol:lol:lol

[kahljorn]

maybe if you tried being with other boys you wouldn't have such lousy sex ;)

they've got that INSIDER track on the penis situation.

[Sacks]

It all ties into the last part I said about the psychological aspect of everything. I'm never stimulated mentally by the people I'm having sex with, which is why I'm on the wagon until I can score with some kind of librarian or something.

[Sam]

Why would you want a librarian? She'd keep shushing you. :rolleyes

[Sacks]

I probably wouldn't want to nail a librarian anyway. She would smell like book glue or wet paper. I'll let you guys know when I nail whoever it is I end up nailing.

[Tadao]

Yeah, like the smell of paper and ink doesn't turn you on.

[Dimnos]

Dude. Wet paper is hot. You should so go for the libratian.

[Womti]

the libratian?

[Dimnos]

If you couldnt figure out that typo you should just go kill yourself.

[Womti]

I hate typo's.

[Fathom Zero]

I hate Ty Cobb.

[Womti]

like corn on the cob? man I hate that stuff too jeez

[kahljorn]

i used to have this cat named sherlock and you kind of remind me of him :(

hilariously somebody told us it was a girl when we first got it but it was ACTUALLY A BOY.

that cat disappeared it could really even be you. bastard...

[executioneer]

it's toonces, the internet-typing cat *website crashes into a ravine*

[Tadao]

Hahahha I used to laugh at Toonces. Fucking drugs.

[kahljorn]

HE ACTED LIKE A TOONCES

[Guitar Woman]

A whole transexual thread and no jokes at my expense?

The hell, man.

[Sam]

YOU HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN.

[Womti]

i used to have this cat named sherlock and you kind of remind me of him :(

hilariously somebody told us it was a girl when we first got it but it was ACTUALLY A BOY.

that cat disappeared it could really even be you. bastard...


was the cats last name homeless too... :eek

[Dimnos]

It probably became homeless. Does that count?

[Womti]

no...... because it is a cat.

[kahljorn]

Like cats can't have homes? What an idiot.



also I did make a joke about GW :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Like cats can't have homes? What an idiot.



also I did make a joke about GW :O


Did you read the book yet?

[kahljorn]

what the one about trannies by chuck steak? no

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

It's not actually about them at all. It just happens to have a char in it who is a tranny. "Said char" doesn't even come into the book till later on too.

[Sacks]

Then who cares man this thread is about trannies.

[Womti]

If you couldnt figure out that typo you should just go kill yourself.

maybe YOU should figure it out, you fucking mexican queer. >:

[Dimnos]

Way to drag up something from over a month ago bitch-o-tool. :rolleyes

[Womti]

juuuuust edit that post and this'll be over and done with.

[crelmremo]

I look nothing like my FIL. I also have issue with women who want a man to be like their Dad, as my wife used to. If thats what they want, stay home

[Sam]

Way to drag up something from over a month ago bitch-o-tool. :rolleyes

:rolleyes