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Dimnos
May 22nd, 2009, 11:05 AM
The Jews did it!

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kahljorn
May 23rd, 2009, 02:23 AM
without having watched that video at all I'm wondering if he actually regrets decisions he has made such as drug use, being schizophrenic, and/or small penis.
Pub Lover
May 24th, 2009, 07:19 PM
I regret deciding to have a small penis. :(
kahljorn
May 29th, 2009, 01:04 AM
How come? Doesn't it make y ou happy when girls poke it, or squiggle it around or giggle when its in their mouth and say that its cute?
Pub Lover
May 29th, 2009, 03:38 PM
girls?
kahljorn
May 29th, 2009, 03:42 PM
even gay guys have to enjoy it when women try to use their penises as lassos, right?

DONT EVEN TRY TO TELL ME THAT UNIQUE JOY IS PARTICULAR ONLY TO STRAIGHT FOLK.
Dimnos
May 29th, 2009, 03:48 PM
lassos?
kahljorn
May 29th, 2009, 03:54 PM
yea... you know... those long rope things you swing around your head and use to catch cattle or children or whatever pub goes for.
Dimnos
May 30th, 2009, 09:53 PM
Right but how do you... Never mind...
kahljorn
May 31st, 2009, 02:07 AM
Step one) Put hand on base of penis
Step two) Swing penis in circle
Step three) release penis
ZeldaQueen
Jun 2nd, 2009, 06:57 PM
Step one) Put hand on base of penis
Step two) Swing penis in circle
Step three) release penis
Wouldn't you have to hang a weight off the end or something first? Or be Mr. Fantastic?
Tadao
Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:00 PM
OMG GOD YOU ARE SO CLEVER! PLEASE POST MORE!
ZeldaQueen
Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:12 PM
I DON'T DO REQUESTS
Yukiko
Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:30 PM
I DON'T DO REQUESTS
Why do you even talk to Tadao, he's a jerk.
Tadao
Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:40 PM
:rolleyes
ZeldaQueen
Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:40 PM
I just figured that was normal for him, so I stopped taking it personally.
Tadao
Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:42 PM
Normal reaction to a tard on the net.
ZeldaQueen
Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:44 PM
I love you too dear.
Yukiko
Jun 2nd, 2009, 07:55 PM
You do, don't you. Why do girls always go for jerks?
Tadao
Jun 2nd, 2009, 08:01 PM
Heh, I'm the only reason she stays. : pimp
Tadao
Jun 2nd, 2009, 08:09 PM
In the thick of the evening when the dealing got rough,
She was too pat to open and too cool to bluff.
As I picked up my matches and was closing the door,
I had one of those flashes Id been there before, been there before.
kahljorn
Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:16 PM
i dunno my penis can be used as a lasso pretty easily so maybe you guys are just packin light
executioneer
Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:17 PM
im packin light but i never heard any complaints, winky/frowny emoticon
kahljorn
Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:18 PM
have you ever attempted to use it in the capacity of a lasso?
executioneer
Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:21 PM
no but like wonder woman's lariat its touch causes people to tell the truth
kahljorn
Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:26 PM
:( I'm jealous

you could do good things with your penis

maybe you could work for obama :( on an unrelated note, the taco place around the corner has 44 cent obama tacos :(
ZeldaQueen
Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:40 PM
Heh, I'm the only reason she stays. : pimp
You tease. ;)
kahljorn
Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:43 PM
I would roll my eyes but it would probably make them throw up
Dimnos
Jun 3rd, 2009, 09:47 PM
A lasso has a loop around the end and you use it to "rope" things. I dont know about you, but I dont have a loop around the end of mine.
ZeldaQueen
Jun 3rd, 2009, 10:14 PM
A lasso has a loop around the end and you use it to "rope" things. I dont know about you, but I dont have a loop around the end of mine.
That's what knots are for.
Pub Lover
Jun 3rd, 2009, 10:19 PM
Hasn't it been established forum lore for a decade that K has a massive dong?
kahljorn
Jun 4th, 2009, 12:42 AM
whatever like the physics of the situation are all that hard to figure out.
Pub Lover
Jun 4th, 2009, 02:15 PM
That was just a prelude to me asking for pictures.
Dimnos
Jun 4th, 2009, 02:31 PM
Video or it didnt happen! >: