Please just go away ...

[Colonel Flagg]

Sarah.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/09/GOP.fundraiser.palin/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/POLITICS/06/09/GOP.fundraiser.palin/art.sarah.palin.gi.jpg

Adieù, hon. Go back to Alaska.

[Pub Lover]

No way! She is the best possible option after our current President is impeached next year when everyone wakes up to the mistake they made.

[ZeldaQueen]

No way! She says she can see Russia from her doorstep and who wants a female Peeping Tom running the country? >:

God knows what she can see from the White House lawn! :x

[Dimnos]

Female peeping toms rock. We need more.

[Dimnos]

AND... I for one LOVE that fancy pageant walkin'.

[Pub Lover]

Did she say she could see Putin getting changed through his window because, as a Russian, he couldn't afford curtains? :eek

She would make out with fellow future-president Yulia Tymoshenko. Then they'd double team Russia. :wank

[Dimnos]

She would make out with fellow future-president Yulia Tymoshenko. Then they'd double team Russia. :wank

That would be the hottest thing in politics EVER! We could just end the world after that.

[Colonel Flagg]

You make fine points. Sarah and Yulia - that would definitely be worth the money on pay-per-view. Probably solve the economic crisis in one fell swoop. :orgasm

[Tadao]

Frigid bitches are never fun for happy sex time parties. I'd rather watch Yulia solo.

[Colonel Flagg]

Aaah, just pour a few drinks into her, I bet she turns into tiger-woman!

[Pub Lover]

Five kids is frigid?

[Tadao]

I bet all 5 were produced missionary style.

[The Leader]

Praise the lord!:love

[Dixie]

No way! She is the best possible option after our current President is impeached next year when everyone wakes up to the mistake they made.
Don't you live in China or something?

[Jeanette X]

Female peeping toms rock. We need more.

A female peeping tom is a "peeping mary".

(No, I'm not one, I just read about it >:)

[Dimnos]

(No, I'm not one, I just read about it >:)

:tear

[Colonel Flagg]

A female peeping tom is a "peeping mary".

(No, I'm not one, I just read about it >:)

Why not "Peeping Thomasina"? Just askin'.

[Pub Lover]

Don't you live in China or something?

What has that got to do with anything?

[ZeldaQueen]

Why not "Peeping Thomasina"? Just askin'.
Actually, I think that version is used. I swear I heard it before... (no, not said to me)

[Dimnos]

Whats up with you women and not trying to get a peek. :rolleyes

[Jeanette X]

Why not "Peeping Thomasina"? Just askin'.

Don't look at me, I don't coin sex terms.

If I did the penis would have a better sounding name.

[Tadao]

like?

[MattJack]

SAMOFLANGE

[The Leader]

SAMOFLANGE
Obscure Thundercats reference?

[MattJack]

+5 to you :D

[The Leader]

:)

[Ranana_Pems]

If they are trying to get away from homophobia, violence and discrimination because of their orientation then why do they want to come to the US???

[executioneer]

ok that is it banana pens you are getting a warning

and by warning i mean a very small infraction

[Colonel Flagg]

Back on the original topic, now Saralicious says she can beat the President in a race ... a "footrace" that is.

I betcha I'd have more endurance. My one claim to fame in my own little internal running circle is a sub-four marathon. It wasn't necessarily a good running time, but it proves I have the endurance within me to at least gut it out and that is something.

If you ever talk to my old coaches they'd tell you, too. What I lacked in physical strength or skill I made up for in determination and endurance. So if [it] were a long race that required a lot of endurance I'd win.

Now I'm convinced - She will be the GOP nominee in 2012 and she will whup Obama upside his head!

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/06/08/art.spalin4.0608.gi.jpg

The winner!

[Dimnos]

Way to challenge a smoker to a foot race. :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

She's had 5 kids - makes 'em even up.

Anyways, he should quit, like a good liberal should. >:

[Dimnos]

Na man... Kids are like dead weight you carry around. If anything they have made her stronger. Think about it. If you had to chase after 5 kids, at least one being a promiscuous little tramp, you too would be getting a lot of exorcise.

[Tadao]

I don't think she actually did any mothering, and dad was way to busy being a man to be a father.

[Dimnos]

Either way she should still be able to take a smoker in a foot race.

[Tadao]

never NEVER challenge a tall skinny black man to a foot race.

http://www.nndb.com/people/914/000047773/jimmy-the-greek.jpg

[Dimnos]

http://u3a1ma.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pKIry--Wcsq_ZI7OY_WfTshB62iZBKDc2rpNfm45422eRpQrFN1ixRnjM 97VvOEubXe3w6F0jMptMndXs4OMWoLmYaLpBx43s/obama_smoking.png
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[Colonel Flagg]

Na man... Kids are like dead weight you carry around. If anything they have made her stronger. Think about it. If you had to chase after 5 kids, at least one being a promiscuous little tramp, you too would be getting a lot of exorcise.

Nope. Kids suck the life right out of you, like leeches. I should know. :sleep

BTW, chasing after that "promiscuous little tramp" didn't work out so well, did it?

But she is cute. And that is something. :love

[Colonel Flagg]

never NEVER challenge a tall skinny black man to a foot race.

http://www.nndb.com/people/914/000047773/jimmy-the-greek.jpg

:lol

[Fathom Zero]

Hah hah, I should be way too young to get that.

[Dimnos]

Nope. Kids wives suck the life right out of you, like leeches.

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger. Smoking and wives kill you, albeit slowly, kids just run you down.

[Colonel Flagg]

Tell that to Mr.and Mrs. Menendez. :eek

[Dimnos]

Well if you raise psycho kids then that goes without saying...

[Colonel Flagg]

With names like Tripp, Willow and Piper, and the fact that mom hunts with a rifle from a helicopter, I'm thinking there's a pretty good chance.

[Tadao]

Awesome, she is stepping down as governor before she's finished her first term.

[kahljorn]

how come?

[Kitsa]

It was lengthy and convoluted but something about putting her family before Alaska or something.

CNN looped it all day and I still couldn't make any damn sense of it.

Well, whatever.

[Tadao]

Yeah, no one is really sure what the fuck she is up to.

[Fathom Zero]

and cares even less.

[executioneer]

BeUOjMWaK8g

[kahljorn]

prolly cause she's corrupt or incompetent or something.

lol if she runs for president people will be all, "Oh you want to run for president? What if you like abandon the country for the good of your children or footraces or whatever is more important to you :rolleyes " and they'll start calling her a super backpeddler or some shit in the media.

[Colonel Flagg]

It was lengthy and convoluted but something about putting her family before Alaska or something.

CNN looped it all day and I still couldn't make any damn sense of it.

Well, whatever.

I have trouble making sense of anything she says. :katiecouric

I just find it amusing that a week after she states that she has the "endurance" to run a tough race "over the long haul" she quits her job after only 1/2 a term. This is a flip-flop, springhead!

[Kitsa]

The lengthy basketball analogy was also a tad murky for me, but then I don't like basketball much so that could just be my own ignorance.

If she'd stuck to hockey analogies I might have understood her.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/fey.gif

[Dimnos]

Now she is saying she is "not a quitter" :lol

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/07/palin.resignation/index.html

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

"I am not a quitter. I am a fighter," Palin told CNN on Monday while on a family fishing trip

Really? :lol

That's when I tell people I'm not a quitter either.

[Colonel Flagg]

Damn! She quits, but she still won't leave. What a lying bitch.

Cute, though. :love

[Tadao]

Levi has something he wants to say again.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090710/ap_on_re_us/us_palin_resignation

[Colonel Flagg]

Yeah, but at least he's believable. It's not as if he has an axe to grind or anything. :rolleyes

[Colonel Flagg]

Update: Sarah Palin leads conference of Alzheimer's Patients for .... What Were We Talking About Again? in an all-out rendition of "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands".

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/07/06/art.palinclap0706.gi.jpg

Actually, it's an article about her lack of support among rank-and-file Republicans:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/07/14/poll-majority-of-republicans-dont-think-palins-qualified-to-be-president/

[Dimnos]

Damn! Dropped from 71% to 33% :lol And what does that sign say behind her? Keep you Chan...? Is that supposed to be Change? Wouldnt a woman president be a change? And who really doesnt want change? Im not saying Im all for Obama when I say that but have things really been going SO well that you want to say "F change!"? I believe refusal to change is the first step to destruction, but what do I know. Anyway... Before she stepped down as governor she had a really good shot at being the republican candidate in 2012 but now she will be lucky to even be on the long list. Dumbass.

[Tadao]

I thought MSNBC reported her polls as sky rocketing.

[Dimnos]

Is it just me or does she look like she has quarterback hands in that pic?

[Colonel Flagg]

Sarah "Man Hands" Palin.

(Guess who's kids control the remote? :()

[Tadao]

http://www.adn.com/2835/story/864687.html

Something big and strange is floating through the Chukchi Sea between Wainwright and Barrow.

Hunters from Wainwright first started noticing the stuff sometime probably early last week. It's thick and dark and "gooey" and is drifting for miles in the cold Arctic waters, according to Gordon Brower with the North Slope Borough's Planning and Community Services Department.


So That's why she bailed.

[executioneer]

it's all those damn cthulhu cultists they've got up there, i bet you

[Colonel Flagg]

Now it seems she's going all "a-Twitter" on the world, as of her "official" resignation date of July 26th. Gadzooks, but this might be the longest resignation in the history of politics. Never let it be said she did things by halves - when she quits, she goes ALL OUT. :(