I'm Crushed

[Big McLargehuge]

UNDER A BUS

[Tadao]

Love makes people create gay threads.

[The Leader]

I've noticed that trend too.

[Big McLargehuge]

It ain't love, it is baser than that.

[The Leader]

Lust makes people create gay threads.

Fine, I fixed it.

[Tadao]

Don't put too much meaning on the word love, that's a bitch move.

[Big McLargehuge]

You are the only witnesses to my shame.

[The Leader]

My lips a sealed with a kiss.

[Sam]

I'M ON A BOAT

[kahljorn]

You guys are ridiculous. This thread isn't about feELIngS, its obviously about what its like to make love to a morbidly obese woman

[Tadao]

squishy?

[kahljorn]

try to keep on topic

[Tadao]

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/WebJunk/Crushed.jpg

[Sam]

Oh, I am crushed. And I am devastated.
And contemplating suicide but I don't have the nerve.
And what's the rush? It all should end real soon.
And so I'll just keep waiting and I'll listen to them say,
"You've got your life in front you," and so I must reply.
"That is just more bad news cuz I'd really rather die."
Than limp around in agony, reliving all the tragedies and face another day.

Oh I am crushed. And I am devastated.
And it's something I can't mend, it ain't going away, soon.

I hurt so much. And I cannot explian it.
It seems like there's a purpose but I still don't understand.
But that's my luck. So I'll just wait in pain.
And though it doesn't help I have to listen to them say,
"keep looking at the bright side," oh that just hurts my eyes.
And if you really care then you would simply let me die.
And leave here with some dignity but it just keeps on making me face another day.

Oh I am crushed. And I am devastated.
And it's something I can't mend and it ain't going away, soon.

:rolleyes

[Big McLargehuge]

W/E

[Tadao]

Nice edit, did you call her?

[Big McLargehuge]

Wrote this morning, asked her if she wants to go hiking.

[Tadao]

:highfive

[The Leader]

:)

[Fathom Zero]

Funny, that was the first thing I asked to do with a girl I liked.

[Big McLargehuge]

HOW ORIGINAL :rolleyes

[Tadao]

Everytime I ask a girl to go hicking in the woods with me the run screaming.



:tear

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

CUZ THEY WANT YOU TO RUN AFTER THEM FOR THAT THING....WHAT'S IT CALLLLED......RAPE!

[elx]

Everytime I ask a girl to go hicking in the woods with me the run screaming.



:tear
hickying sounds like a terrible experience

[Tadao]

hicking is even worse

[Sam]

I know what Tadao really meant, and it is far worse then you can ever imagine. :(

DICKING IN THE WOODS

[Tadao]

I would totally stick my dick in Shrub.

[Sam]

YES, THE WOODS IS FULL OF SHRUBS YOU COULD STICK YOUR CRANK INTO, BUT BE CAREFUL YOU DON'T GET POISON OAK

[Tadao]

It's worth it.

[Sam]

LEAVES OF THREE, LET THEM BEEEEE

[Tadao]

ITCHY DICK, BUY LOTION QUICK

[Sam]

LEAVES OF FOUR, EAT SOME MORE

[Tadao]

LEAVES OF SEVEN, YOU FOUND HEAVEN

[Sam]

LEAVES OF SEVEN, BOUGHT AT THE BODEGA FROM THIS BROWN GUY NAMED ESTEBEN

[executioneer]

THIS THREAD JUST GOT REDICULOSU

[Geggy]

this thread makes me think of beer cans

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

LEAVES OF NINE, YOUR DOING HARD TIME.

[Big McLargehuge]

HASHMARKS, HASHBrOWNS, HASHEDOUT.

[executioneer]

this thread reminds me of baby crusher

[Tadao]

Which reminds me of baby kicking!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/44616925_114a12788a.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

ladies are lining up to have my babies

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segmant I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant.