Need to convince a friend...

[Hangie]

To talk to this girl. He needs to learn to be socialable to other people besides me and this other asian kids who's friends with him. This friend of mine is a furry and is an eccentric nintendo fanboy. He's also a smart ass and is short as fuck. I half-way want to help him out and half-way want him to embaress himself. Any ideas?

[Fathom Zero]

He's hopeless. And he needs to want it first. From what you've said, I don't believe he does.
If someone is worth it to him, he'll talk to them.

[The Leader]

Well that was worth making a thread for. Now we just have to wait for Durrsomething to come in here and rant about how furries sin.

[Tadao]

Find cooler friends.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Cooler friends like:
Josh Freeze
Max Acee
Allan Avalance
Darius Quinton Blizzard
Slushly McCold

cool friends like them.

[Dimnos]

Its like T said. This guy is cock blocking you just by being around.

[Hangie]

I just refered him to this thread, I hope it gets him to grow some bawls.

Also he does "want" it. He talks about her constantly and is sort of like how that Jakeofalltrades guy was. Except not australian.

[The Leader]

He talks about her constantly and is sort of like how that Jakeofalltrades guy was. Except not australian.

I hope your friend dies alone.

[Tadao]

You sure talk about your friend a lot, shit you made a whole thread because you are concerned about him. This all sounds like a fag fest.

[MetalMilitia]

First off all he needs to somehow conceal everything about himself that is nerdy and pathetic. For a start no one, not even Internet people, think fucking wolves is cool so that should be the first to go. If he already owns a costume of some sort he should claim he worked a whole summer as a children's entertainer and pray she never finds all the jizz stains inside.
Next up he needs to sell all his Nintendo paraphernalia and upgrade his PC to be able to run normal games that normal people play. Make him buy the Orange box and play it in its entirety then ask him "Now do you see how far gaming has come while Nintendo still pump out gay Mario-themed party games?".

Finally slap him in the face and tell him to quit being such a cunt-flap.

If these stops are followed to the letter he will emerge from his gay little cocoon of nerdy queerness and become a majestic butterfly of relative normality.

[Hangie]

Yes sir. Also just to say, all his furry stuff is nintendo stuff. So like koopas and shit. He doesn't have a fursuit or anything.

I shall folllow these steps soon.

[The Leader]

He gets turned on by koopas?

[Hangie]

yarp. His room scares me.

[Big McLargehuge]

I BET YOU ARE SO COOL IN COMPARISON TO THIS PERSON.

[Hangie]

I KNOW RIGHT??? IT'S NOT LIKE I'M HIS FRIEND LOLLERSKATES.

[Dimnos]

Why dont you two just call it a gay?

[Hangie]

We're both extremely conservative and (him much more than me) homophobic. Him more than me, but whatever. Very odd to find a homophobic furry.

[Tadao]

Most people who are homophobic are queer.

[Dimnos]

Most people who are homophobic are queer.

This is true. Tell him to PM Pub. ;)

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:seriousfurryhomoproblems

[The Leader]

I hope your friend dies alone gets gang-raped to death by a Queen tribute band...

[Sam]

THE REAL POINT IS THAT HANGIE DOESN'T HAVE A FRIEND AND THIS THREAD IS REALLY ABOUT HIM.

[executioneer]

man i was thinkin about posting that

[Womti]

goddamn anti-homo-homo threads :rolleyes>:

[Kitsa]

I looked really hard for a point but never found one.

[VaporTrailx1]

Umm, take him to a furry convention.