Small Soldiers

[Durrsomething]

http://pic.alwaan.com/data/media/13/small%20soldiers.jpg



Instead of wasting your money this summer to see mutant cgi Bionicles humping each other, long-winded nonsensical storyline, retarded humans, retarded wigger robots, and Megan Fox being all skanky (Which you could see for free on the internet.), why not use your money to go find a copy of the criminally underated Small Soldiers?

It's Gremlins meets Childs Play meets Transformers, with actually likable characters and special effects

And it's from someone who knows how to direct movies...

[The Leader]

Did you seriously just compare Transformers to bionicles? You bastard.

[Dimnos]

He is right though... It is a criminally underrated movie that is much better than just about anything you will see in the theaters today...

[Dimnos]

If your the kind of guy who has a gay hard on for cartoon characters akin to Hank Hill.

[Ant10708]

I liked it alot as a kid.

[Womti]

I would recommend starship troopers :\

[Dimnos]

The fact it has boobs makes it infinitely better.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The fact it has boobs makes it infinitely better.

What? Where?

[Dimnos]

In Starship Troopers.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol oh, okay, that makes sense. I scrolled through this too quick and I thought you meant Small Soldiers

[MarioRPG]

I must have seen that movie 20 times. The best was when the parents immediately assume he's "on crank" after being out late.

[Durrsomething]

Small Soldiers does have Kristen Dunst in it......

[darkvare]

i still have my toy i got from this movie the blue guy i don't remeber his name though is funny cause it has 4 joints but still is sculped to have like 10 or so

[Dommin]

Small Soldiers has Denis Leary. Transformers doesn't.

Small Soldiers wins.

[Durrsomething]

And Frank Langella Tommy Lee Jones as the leaders of the two teams.

Transformers has Anthony Anderson.

Small Soldiers wins again

[Dimnos]

And Frank Langella Tommy Lee Jones as the leaders of the two teams.

Small Soldiers wins again

Is this some sort of metaphor for your penis?

[Ant10708]

and it was phil hartmans last movie before his wife killed him

[stevetothepast]

Fuck Small Soldiers

[Phoenix Gamma]

You would.

[executioneer]

that sounds like an awfully unusual fetish

[stevetothepast]

not so much a fetish as much as a childhood wet dream.

[robo_rob]

Remember the Burger King western burger that went along with Small Soldiers? Man, that thing was good.

Yeah that was a really fun movie, bunch of friends and me rented it during mid terms when it went to video.

[Angryhydralisk]

Remember the Burger King western burger that went along with Small Soldiers? Man, that thing was good.

Yeah that was a really fun movie, bunch of friends and me rented it during mid terms when it went to video.

Yes. YES!! they still have the Rodeo Cheesburger at some BKs! And I saw the bastard in theatres! I enjoy it. It's like Starship Troopers in that it should be terrible but somehow isn't. I also got a good laugh at the PSX video game.

[Esuohlim]

I finally got to eat a Rodeo Burger a few months ago after wanting one for 10 years and it wasn't fucking worth it >:

[robo_rob]

I loved the rodeo burger, wish they still had them at my BKs. Never played the game, I'm sure it had that certain licensed quality to it :P

[Dimnos]

I loved the rodeo burger, wish they still had them at my BKs. Never played the game, I'm sure it had that certain licensed quality to it :P

Even if its not on the menu ask if they have it.

[Esuohlim]

Everything on the rodeo burger is available anyway, they can just slap one together in 20 seconds

[robo_rob]

after the BK BBQ Double Stackticon deal is over, I know what I'm ordering.

p.s- has something to do with burning BK down

[Ant10708]

try to eat less burger king. its gonna kill you

[Dimnos]

Whataburger is where its at anyway. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Wish I had a hardees in my area. Thats where its at.

[robo_rob]

I'm more of a Krystal's guy myself.

[executioneer]

is burgermaster still around anywhere :( they had great stuff

edit: APPARENTLY THEY'RE ALL UP IN SEATTLE NOW GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

[executioneer]

man idk, if i'm driving up to seattle for burgers i'd probably have to stop at dick's too

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I drove 3 hours to Ohio for Hardees....we also saw Stella but its besides the point.

[Tadao]

I'm hoping to go to White Castle next month. Especially since I'll be seeing B Boys.

[executioneer]

i hear the fries come in more than one size now though ;_;

[darkvare]

how did this got derailed into a burger thread

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/75/Good_Burger_DVD_cover.JPG

[robo_rob]

in all fairness the thread was started by Durrsomething, derailment was indicated from the beginning

[Tadao]

Did someone have something more to say about Small Soldiers?

[darkvare]

i don0t care anyways i love burgers specially nacho burgers

[Tadao]

I love to go to Tommy's in LA for the greatest Chili Cheeseburgers ever.

[robo_rob]

O'Charlies has a great mini burger plate.

[captain516]

I miss In-N Out's Animal-Style fries. There used to be one a 35 minute drive away from my house, but it's gone now.. What other sides do you guys like?

[Tadao]

I've tried animal fries, didn't like them too much. I'm also not much of a fan of shoestring fries anyways. I love Dairy Queen Blizzards.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Seasalt fries are where its at. Usually any restaurant that serves a jerk chicken sandwhich will have them.

[The Leader]

I realized that I have irritable bowel syndrome after I ate two or three wittle fries at a Wendy's and had diarrhea hours later. :(

[Dimnos]

I realized that I have irritable bowel syndrome after I ate two or three wittle fries at a Wendy's and had diarrhea hours later. :(

You should try their chili. ;)

[robo_rob]

Wendy's Chili I delicous meat water.

[Esuohlim]

AHMBURGERS

http://www.bostoncostume.com/store/mascots/edibles/hamburger.jpghttp://www.bostoncostume.com/store/mascots/edibles/hamburger.jpg

[Zhukov]

In my country we call Burger King 'Hungry Jacks'.


Yeah, Transformers 2 sucked the big one and Small Soldiers was reasonably good.

[executioneer]

wendys chili is the bets

[stevetothepast]

shit yeah. Wendy's chili

[Dimnos]

I just had me some Wendys chili!