Governor Mark Sanford

[Colonel Flagg]

This may be beating a dead horse, but when I saw this quotation (from the SC State Senate Majority Leader, no less) I had to wonder:

COLUMBIA (CNN) — Six more Republicans in the South Carolina Senate are calling on Mark Sanford to resign, including Majority Leader Harvey Peeler. […] Peeler told CNN that Sanford "has lost his ability to lead, and I'm afraid he has lost his ability to function as a man."

How would he know that last bit, exactly? Have the two of them been meeting surreptitiously in men's rooms lately, à la Larry "I am not gay!" Craig?

Inquiring minds want to know, dammit.

[Dimnos]

Do they really want to know? I mean really?

[MattJack]

Man that woman from Argentina must of had some serious moves.

[Evil Robot]

Most southerners are gay.

[MattJack]

fuc* you guido

[Dimnos]

Don't sweat it. He is just projecting.

[ZeldaQueen]

I think he functioned quite well as a man. That was the problem.

[Colonel Flagg]

How do you know, ZQ? :hypno

[ZeldaQueen]

Well I judged it on the fact that he was apparently horny enough to try to sneak over to Argentina without anyone noticing (I'm just going one continent over! No one will ever find out...)

[Dimnos]

So... If you were a man and were gong to cheat, how would you pull it off ZQ?

[Colonel Flagg]

Research?

[Dimnos]

Maybe if its good. :lol

[ZeldaQueen]

So... If you were a man and were gong to cheat, how would you pull it off ZQ?
Veeeery carefully... :orgasm

[Tadao]

:lol ZQ's hormones are acting up.

[Colonel Flagg]

You mean she's legal? :eek

[Colonel Flagg]

I mean, in a state other than West Virginia.

[Tadao]

Barely Legal

[Colonel Flagg]

Have at it then! :rock

EDIT: I mean her, of course.

[Tadao]

No way, I wouldn't damage ZQ like that. It's not ZQ btw. Some of you might remember dirtyxblonde, she's chill.

[Colonel Flagg]

Yes, she had a couple of historic posts bBCF. :orgasm

[ZeldaQueen]

No way, I wouldn't damage ZQ like that.

Aw, thanks. :)

I doubt I'd cheat really. In real life I'm sort of shy, depending on what day it is.

[Tadao]

It's ok to cheat if it's in Argentina.

[Dimnos]

Anywhere in Latin America really.

[Colonel Flagg]

In real life I'm sort of shy, depending on what day it is.

How about today?

[ZeldaQueen]

How about today?
Bit bolder, as I just was outside running around. If I've just been active, eaten, or am tired, I tend to be crazy(er)

[Colonel Flagg]

If I've just been active, eaten, or am tired, I tend to be crazy(er)

If you've just been eaten? :syntaxpolice

[Dimnos]

If you've just been eaten? :syntaxpolice

You know. :orgasm