I'm crushed, too.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm dying.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

http://www.coudal.com/i/monty_foot.jpg

[Big McLargehuge]

DON'T LET LADIES GET YOU DOWN.

[kahljorn]

now you're crushing him with your expectations

[Fathom Zero]

I'M BEING CRUSHED BY EXPECTATIONS.

AND TITS.

[kahljorn]

AND EXPECTATIONS OF TITS

[Fathom Zero]

EXPECTORATING TITS

[kahljorn]

O GOD EXPECTORANTS MAKE ME VOMIT

that said I expectorate over tits all the time

[The Leader]

This thread makes me feel dirty.

[kahljorn]

that's cause your mind's in the gutter, guttersnipe.

[Fathom Zero]

I'M IN THE FRIEND ZONE

AWW FUCK

[Fathom Zero]

Of course, friend to her does not exclude casual sex. :)

[executioneer]

i've got crushed syndrome, guys :( :willie

[kahljorn]

inhale one helium filled balloon and post here in the morning :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Of course, friend to her does not exclude casual sex. :)
I want a friend who will let me touch her naughty bits and then hang out un-awkardly the next day. Is that so much to ask? :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Usually it means they're crazy :(

[Fathom Zero]

Totally. She'll grow up one day, though.

[Big McLargehuge]

I can handle crazy :(

[Supafly345]

It will be like 2 or 3 more heartbreaks before this type of normal stuff stops bothering you.

[Fathom Zero]

As much as I believe and realize that, it's still painful.

It's just gotta happen to everyone sometime.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Until your heart is as hard as a rock I'm afraid. Just have to go through it and tough it out.

[elx]

don't be a dumb dink face fathom, you are too little to be thinking about girls

[Sam]

DON'T TRY TO GET IN HIS PANTS JUST BECAUSE HIS GUARD IS DOWN >:

[Fathom Zero]

don't be a dumb dink face fathom, you are too little to be thinking about girls
You just haven't diddled the right little boy yet.

[Fathom Zero]

MzQePV3KTFk

[Terra]

AWW Fathom, did you finally take the fall?

[Fathom Zero]

I crunched my face into the ground, Terra. In fact, she's the first real-life friend I admitted my fetish to. While it's not quite like being gay, it still messes with your insides.

[executioneer]

aw man i went and watched that whole youtube in hopes that it would explain the second sentence of your post, ripoff

[Fathom Zero]

neener neener neener

STtwgzujFS8

[executioneer]

GUYS I HAVE A CRUSH TOO HER NAME IS THE SEA :scurvydog

[DevilWearsPrada]

why isn't there a scurvydog emote :(

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Wait, what was your fetish?

[Fathom Zero]

Ask Terra.

[Sam]

IT'S BEING A CREEP ISN'T IT >:

THAT EXPLAINS THAT VIDEO

[Fathom Zero]

THE VIDEO WAS SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Terra, what is Fathom's fetish?

[The Leader]

I think Fathom has confused 'having a fetish' with 'being an enormous fagot.'

[Terra]

Familiarity breeds contempt, doesn't it?

As to the queries? I refuse to tell!

[executioneer]

is it a foot fetish, is that what the crushing references mean

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

As to the queries?


oh, so gay fetish? It's not as gay as being gay.

Do I win?

[Terra]

No honey. The man's not gay. Solly!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

tongue fetish?

[Terra]

nope

[The Leader]

Single mother fetish?

[Terra]

Stop bringing your mom into this equation!

[The Leader]

SHE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY

[Fathom Zero]

I deserve nothing. :(

[Terra]

Oh balogna, Fathom. You, at least deserve to have your d*ck sucked. That's the least she could do. And you would feel so much better in the long run.

[Fathom Zero]

And that's why I love you Terra; words of encouragement.

[Terra]

Well, you know, I go the long haul for you, kiddo.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Blowjob fetish? Am I getting any closer?

[Terra]

Nowhere near. Solly chollie.

[Tadao]

It's doing it with a Busey.

[Dimnos]

Actually with Busey? Or just with Busey in the room watching? Because that is what I thought.

[The Leader]

Is Fathom a furry? That seems to be the preferred fetish of choice for kids these days.

[Dimnos]

http://www.statesman.com/shared-gen/blogs/austin/outandabout/busey.jpg
"Yeah. Just like that Fathom. Nice an slow."

[Fathom Zero]

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiightmares

[Terra]

Aside from this thread Loveline is running pretty slow.

[Fathom Zero]

Meh. There's not a lot of sorrow going on right now. Everyone else seems right happy.

[Terra]

This is almost depressing.

[executioneer]

I'M STILL PLENTY SORROWFUL GUYS

[Fathom Zero]

How are you, Terra? Wuh wuh wuh what's new?

[Terra]

I'm doing very well Fathom, thank you for asking. Not much new here these days. Aside from the broken heart, what are you up to?

[Fathom Zero]

I'm not broken. I'm just in the throes of lurve.

I think this girl reciprocates.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Do you know her from work, school...?

[Fathom Zero]

Mutual acquaintances. I eventually found that we'd went to the same school, however I do no longer.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Because of congraduations right? Is she still attending?

[Fathom Zero]

She's actually going to college, as well. Jumped ahead a year. Rather, she'll be taking her freshman college courses on top of the bullshit High School English that's mandatory. After that's done, then she graduates.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Nice, grab her while you can then. Take her to an amusement park or better yet a water park if nearby.

I went to a water park with this girl once. The sun was coming down and I looked deep into her eyes and saw the reflection behind me and was like "Hey, I can see the reflection in your eyes. Have you ever seen that James Bond movie where he looks into the girls eyes...sees a killer behind him and kills them both?"

She was like "Are you going to kiss me or what?"

:picklehat

[Fathom Zero]

Ooooo, we've been to the waterpark, but with a few friends. Could always stand to go again. :)

Smooth, Mr. Bond.

[Glass Onion]

You didn't take me to the waterpark, asshole. I'd be tempted to tell eveyone your fetish if I could remember what it was.>:

[Fathom Zero]

You wouldn't want to have gone. Maybe with your girl. You guys should go sometime!

[Fathom Zero]

Can you hear me callin' out your name? You know that I'm fallin' and I don't know what to say. I'll speak a little louder, I'll even shout. You know that I'm proud and I can't get the words out.