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Dimnos
Jul 10th, 2009, 02:48 PM
Kim Jong Il, the Dear Leader, has started producing his own beer.
http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/kimjongil_alt.jpg
Taedong River Beer is the pride of Pyongyang! It has a 3 minute commercial block but seeing as most Norks are to poor to own a TV Im not sure how much good it will do. Then again living in a crappy country with a total dick for a leader for life and this being the ONLY beer available I doubt they will be that hard to sell.
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Tadao
Jul 10th, 2009, 02:58 PM
Makes me wanna load up Final Fantasy 7
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 10th, 2009, 03:30 PM
survival of the Il'est.
Ant10708
Jul 10th, 2009, 05:33 PM
Dimnos: it won't sell well outside of the 600 or so rich elitists in the country because the majority of the citizens don't have money for the simplest types of food let alone for beer.
I'm sure they are already hallucinating plenty from malnourishment
I wish I had an entire country enslaved so I could open my own brewery
DevilWearsPrada
Jul 10th, 2009, 06:26 PM
hahahah this is just like animal farm
Evil Robot
Jul 10th, 2009, 09:22 PM
They always made that, it's just the first time they had a spot for it on thier state run commie-vision. They also make a car called "Whistle" which boast a dash mounted clock and a state approved radio. It is a copy of a fiat and you can bet his beer is a copy from a DPRK worker getting a job in a japanese plant.
VaporTrailx1
Jul 11th, 2009, 03:40 PM
That commercial sums up what global TV would be like if the Nazis won the war.
Colonel Flagg
Jul 12th, 2009, 10:40 PM
Here's to good commies
Tonight it's kinda dark now
The beer is perfect
Must enjoy or we'll go to jail
So tonight, tonight
Let it be Kim Jong Il Ale
Zhukov
Jul 13th, 2009, 10:42 AM
So I hear Kim has life threatening cancer now. I always figured he would face an international court of such for crimes against humanity or something. I guess not.
10,000 Volt Ghost
Jul 13th, 2009, 02:02 PM
He's taking the easy way out.
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