Purell

[Tadao]

http://retrieverman.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/purell-hand-sanitizer.jpg

My brother and his wife are fanatics about this stuff. Their kid is growing up using it after touching any public doorknob. I tell his wife that it must burn to have sex with him. I'm totally against Purell abuse, but I was thinking this morning about how he works for Amgen. Maybe he knows something. :eek

[DevilWearsPrada]

It would be funny if the bacteria that have a high tolerance to rubbing alcohol all survive, reproduce, and become dominant in their house. Maybe they're trying to breed a super disease :eek

[Evil Robot]

Maybe he has AIDS.

[Tadao]

My brother is not African, he knows you can't cure AIDS with Purell.

[MarioRPG]

People abuse the crap out of this stuff. It's dumb.

[MattJack]

I bite my nails, so I have to clean my hands constantly, but I do it with real soap like a real man would do it.

[Tadao]

Real men use Lava

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/post-lava.jpg

[MattJack]

And dead hooker blood.

[Otto]

Real men use Lava

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/post-lava.jpg

Man that brings back some memories of art school. I used to use this shit all the time to get the oil paint off of my hands.

[Tadao]

I used it a lot when I worked with bikes, both kinds.

[robo_rob]

I use hand sanitizer regularly but not to kill germs. I just prefer my hands to smell pleasant and I'm not fond of lotion.

Lava, yeah... that stuff will clean ANYTHING.

[Tadao]

What some people call regularly often means obsessively.

[robo_rob]

We pick what to be ocd about.

[Tadao]

In this case, their son isn't getting to pick.

[Babs]

they're in the closet alcoholics

[Big McLargehuge]

http://www.marylanddelivered.com/images/pinetarsoap.jpg

This is the only soap i use. It makes you smell like a fucking bear.

[Pipes McGee]

Eventually people will disinfect themselves enough to the point that a common cold will kill them. Use too much of that stuff, and your body has no use for an immune system anymore.

[Big McLargehuge]

MY SOAP ENCORAGES BACTERIAL GROWTH, I AM A WALKING CDC HOTROOM.

[Tadao]

Really? That's cool and a good idea. Too bad it smells like pine.

[AChimp]

If Tide detergent is good enough for my clothes, it's good enough for me to wash myself with, dammit.

Plus I can buy it in 10kg boxes.

[Otto]

My grandpa wouldn't have made soap out of pine-tar, he would've made it out of Schlitz beer and misplaced anger.

[Big McLargehuge]

YOUR GRANDPA SOUNDS COOL. I HOPE HE BEAT YOU.

[ChrisGlass]

I only use it at work when I fart to try and cover up the smell.

[Colonel Flagg]

How do you .... no, wait, I don't want to know. :x

[Terra]

Bleach rules. Never mind a little blister. It's all for the good.

[Colonel Flagg]

Back in the late '80s the people on the production floor washed their hands with acetone. Very bad for the skin, but better than benzene, which was used in the 60's.