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Pram Maven
Jul 16th, 2009, 03:56 PM
Hi guys,

I've been thinking, and life has never been the same without all of you to mock me to death while posing as Irish black men-pirates.

Also, I can't get an erection. I've tried everything- slamming it in car doors, stomping on it, even sawing it off. I don't know why I thought it would become firm by doing that, but once it left my body it was definitely a piece of dead wood. I tried calling my name, but it won't come to me- it just lays there while the neighborhood dog humps on it. Right now it looks like a piece of beef jerky someone jacked off to and posted on Xtube.

Have you ever played Backgammon?
DevilWearsPrada
Jul 16th, 2009, 03:58 PM
medication, to block out your desire to made fun of?
Misdemonar
Jul 16th, 2009, 04:23 PM
THIS SUCKS
Pram Maven
Jul 16th, 2009, 06:15 PM
SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR PENIS.
Evil Robot
Jul 16th, 2009, 07:18 PM
GENITAL JOKES
elx
Jul 16th, 2009, 08:25 PM
hi im elx
executioneer
Jul 16th, 2009, 11:14 PM
why would somoene want to be an expert on baby carriages anyways
Esuohlim
Jul 16th, 2009, 11:21 PM
I don't remember you, sir, perhaps if you posted a picture of the avatar you once had I can use it to attribute the negative connotations I'm sure I have about you.
executioneer
Jul 17th, 2009, 01:20 AM
he's like jonathan clement lite
Pram Maven
Jul 17th, 2009, 03:45 AM
I love the exploding pus pockets on your avatar, Executioneer.

Hey, my name is a reference to my frustration with Macs, not baby carriages at all. I bought a bunch of RAM for an LCII in the early 90's and couldn't get more than 256 colors on the monitor. So I zapped the PRAM (holding down three keys, or maybe it was eight- I usually just mashed down as many as I could with my forearms) and it was to no avail.

Turns out, the monitor, itself, could only support 8 bit color.

This was a bedtime story. Nighty night, little guy. If you get too hot in your footie jam-jams, there's an extra blanket at the foot of the bed.
Wiffle Bat
Jul 17th, 2009, 04:56 AM
Do you like candy? o.o
executioneer
Jul 17th, 2009, 06:42 AM
if it's supposed to be PRAM how come it's not all caps in your username damn it

don't lie you are the master of baby buggies
Dimnos
Jul 17th, 2009, 11:04 AM
why would somoene want to be an expert on baby carriages anyways

A discriminating and picky pedophile?
AChimp
Jul 17th, 2009, 02:22 PM
256 colours was pretty much cutting edge in the early 90s.
Seven Force
Jul 17th, 2009, 02:46 PM
That's all we had and that's all we needed god damnit
Big McLargehuge
Jul 17th, 2009, 03:13 PM
I will never forgive you (http://www.garageband.com/artist/prammaven)
Tadao
Jul 17th, 2009, 03:24 PM
That was shit.
LordSappington
Jul 17th, 2009, 08:24 PM
What the shit is this?
Big McLargehuge
Jul 17th, 2009, 08:46 PM
That was shit.
Pure shit.
Evil Robot
Jul 17th, 2009, 10:02 PM
"Where shit? No see shit!"
"Johnny five, your alive!"
Terra
Jul 17th, 2009, 10:40 PM
I remember this Pram person a little. Are we enimies to the death or are you the one who fathered my baby? I forget.
Seven Force
Jul 17th, 2009, 10:43 PM
If it has Downs we could narrow the search down to half the forums. :lol
elx
Jul 19th, 2009, 01:05 PM
If you get too hot in your footie jam-jams, there's an extra blanket at the foot of the bed.
what :(

how would that solve anything?
executioneer
Jul 19th, 2009, 01:50 PM
i guess they're cold blankets or something?
LordSappington
Jul 19th, 2009, 02:42 PM
He's just trying to get you to take your clothes off. :(
Pram Maven
Jul 23rd, 2009, 08:39 AM
They're not cold blankets, they're made of asbestos.

Terra- I think so, maybe. If the baby came out stupid, it's mine.