I would like to talk for a moment about Slurpees.

[Aimless]

While they are my favorite thing... possibly ever? They constantly infuriate me and these are the reasons why.

1. While the Coke slurpee is my favorite, it's always out. ALWAYS OUT. I've gone in the morning, night, freaking dead of winter and it's always out! It might not be a problem if...

2. Who the hell picks the damned slurpee flavors anyway?! It's simple, Coke, Sprite, some sort of orange, cherry.. there you go, that's all you need. WHO THE HELL WANTS APPLE MANGO?! It's never out.

3. Consistency.

4. Sometimes, and I can't explain it, when they have pina colada flavor..the coke slurpee tastes like freaking coconut. I hate coconut, it has no place in my slurpee.

5. Don't bother even trying on a hot day. The store could be completely empty and you will wander slowly to the machine, grab a cup and then...
a freaking family or group of teens will come in right behind you and start fighting for lids and make you spill your coke slurpee all over your arm!!#@!.

...that being said, I am going to limp my way to the 7-11 and get a slurpee, it's 90 here and I'm dying. If I get there and it's out or I get pushed over, I'm cracking skulls.

[Evil Robot]

YOU FUCKING SUCK AT THIS.

[Aimless]

Apparently I suck at slurpees too because the Coke was out... again.


...don't worry, I still love you. You're a bit green.

[Colonel Flagg]

Are you a Slurpee bigot? Or do you also accept ICEEs and Super Squishees as substitutes?

I'm from Philly, and we are partial to water ice. And I'm not green, though that's what I bleed.

[Aimless]

This might sound like complete blasphemy but.. have you ever had a Coke Icee from Burgerking? They are absolutely amazing, better than slurpees. *gasp* I will not go near a slushpuppy, they are air and not worth my time.

I'll love you if you let me make you bleed.

[Supafly345]

You are the one who made the goddamn thread about slurpees nutbar, who else would be so much more enthusiastic about slush that they would call heresy to your crazy.

[ZeldaQueen]

I don't like slurpees because they give me terrible headaches so I have to stumble around rubbing my head when I just want to drink something.

[Aimless]

Maybe he's just a bit sensitive about my apple mango comment.

I'm used to working with cranky geezers, they warm up to you eventually.. and if they don't, it's not long before they die.

[Aimless]

I don't like slurpees because they give me terrible headaches so I have to stumble around rubbing my head when I just want to drink something.

That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Is it all the syrup? Maybe you should try one that is sugar free?

[Evil Robot]

I don't like slurpees because I don't feel like contracting diabetes and becoming one of the other obese retards that populate this country. I can't look at some of the shit people shovel into their fat heads lest I become sick to my ass and shit out feces laden Brazilian "beef". (It's feces laden before you shit it out)

[elx]

ewww liquid sugary syrup:( in the winter they're just brainfreezes and in the summer they're sticky messes. no thankss.

[Aimless]

I don't like slurpees because I don't feel like contracting diabetes and becoming one of the other obese retards that populate this country. I can't look at some of the shit people shovel into their fat heads lest I become sick to my ass and shit out feces laden Brazilian "beef". (It's feces laden before you shit it out)



You sound like Bill Maher. While I agree with you, having a couple slurpees a year does not make you an obese retard.

[Supafly345]

Just a retard.

[Aimless]

Retards are hott.

[darkvare]

i preffer beer and tequila ice cream

[ZeldaQueen]

That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Is it all the syrup? Maybe you should try one that is sugar free?
I don't think so, I believe it's known as "brainfreeze".

Though the syrup isn't much of a turn-on either. I'm a milk person.

[Aimless]

I usually survive on ice water. Are you a Nesquik fan?

[Mockery]

Coke Slurpees are great, there's also some new blue "liquid artillery" ones that taste like sweet tarts. Good stuff. :O

[Aimless]

If I ever see those I will try them, fo sho. I've heard myths of Red Bull flavored slurpees but I think it's a cruel cruel joke.

[Guitar Woman]

What the fuck, I love pina colada flavor.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I didn't even know they made tequila ice cream. I might start getting dessert.

[Dimnos]

I had one the other day. I think it was White Cherry? It was fucking good.

[Zhukov]

"Liquid Artillery" is a bloody awesome name for a drink.


We don't get slurpees or any of their heretical rip offs, but it's just crushed ice with flavouring, right? Sounds simple enough to be nice.

I drink water or fruit juice. :|

[ZeldaQueen]

I usually survive on ice water. Are you a Nesquik fan?
No, though I am a fan of Hershey's chocolate sauce. Good stuff.

[Aimless]

White cherry is amazing but rare around here.




My best friend is OBSESSED with nesquik, he drinks about 4-6 glasses a day, crazy.

[Colonel Flagg]

Every time I stop at our local convenience store with the kids, they whine and bitch about getting an "ICEE" or a squishee, or whatever the hell brand it is (not a Slurpee) - they're usually fluorescent blue or red in color, and taste of sugar syrup and dye. If I'm feeling weak-willed, I'll let them get a small cup filled half-way, and figure they'll be good and wired for about 4-6 hours. :chatter

[Aimless]

aww, that's sweet of you. how old are they?

[Wiffle Bat]

very nice. they're pretty easy to make at home too ^^

[Aimless]

I have a slushee maker thingie, I never use it though.. I have no idea why. I used to have one of those snoopy snowcone machines when I was a kid, I still have no idea how they expected kids to be able to use it.

[Dimnos]

I have a slushee maker thingie, I never use it though..

You madame, have no right to bitch about the store always being out of coke slurpee. You should make an ass tone of it and set up a booth outside the store and sell em. You know the coke flavor is what everyone wants. You could make a killing. Oh and you now owe me 10% of whatever you make.

[Chojin]

I like slush puppies best, y'all.

[Zhukov]

Can I get cordial syrup and pour it into crushed ice? Is that how I make one? I really want to try now.

Cordial might not be the American term. It's stuff you add water to to make water taste nice for kids.

[Chojin]

it's just shaved/crushed ice with flavored syrup in it for a snowball, but slush puppies are like a slush mixed with syrup. idk how you'd get that consistency for a drink at home.

A slurpee generally has a softer texture to it, again idk how you'd make one at home.

[Zhukov]

Eh, maybe I'll get one the next time I'm on the mainland. My initial excitement has dissipated somewhat, although "Slush Puppies are like a slush mixed with syrup" still holds a sort of mysterious charm.

[Dimnos]

Do you have snow cones there Zhukov?