12/21/12

[Geggy]

Yeah! The world is going to end on december 21, 2012! Get your tshirts here!

http://www.cafepress.com/december212012/3313935

[Esuohlim]

Goddamn Mayans >:

At least I won't have to buy anyone Christmas presents

[Colonel Flagg]

Why not the 12th? :confused

EDIT: wouldn't be prettier if it were 100 years in the future from that date? 12-21-2112 looks much more antisymmetrical and mystic.

BTW, did the Mayans use the Julian calander? :dunce

[Zhukov]

21/12/12


I could live with a massive catastrophe, some kind of global strife of nuclear proportions, the final crisis of capitalism, or a new ice age, but not the entire end of the world.


I guess not many people could live with that though. Hmm.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The other thing about that date is that something good might happen. Not just a catastrophe. I'm not taking anything to heart until we get there in the year 2012.

[Dimnos]

The world as we know it will end.







Read: Now sexy fun time. :orgasm

[Dimnos]

Yep. Hot mutant on mutant action. :wank

[Fathom Zero]

I think the Mayans just ran out of numbers.

[Tadao]

http://www.goddessintheirgarden.com/2112%20cover.jpg

[elx]

i was born 12/29/92
the world ends 12/21/12

i'll be exactly 19 years 11 months and 22 days old - or in other words - 9 days from being 20 years old. that equates to still being a teenager which is completely unfair. better not die. :(

[executioneer]

i was born 12/29/92

omg almost birthday twins :eek

[The Leader]

Isn't that eight days difference?

[elx]

31-22=9.

edit: whens your birthday willie?!

[The Leader]

How does that make any sense?

[elx]

I was seeing "19 years, 11 months, 22 days", somehow I came to the conclusion while I was working it out in my head that I couldn't hit twenty years old without a year passing and a year couldn't pass until I reached twelve months and I couldn't reach twelve months until the end of december and the end of december is the 31st which is only 9 days away from the 22nd.

and so that's how it made sense to me...at the time.
you were right though

[Colonel Flagg]

i was born 12/29/92
the world ends 12/21/12

i'll be exactly 19 years 11 months and 22 days old - or in other words - 9 days from being 20 years old. that equates to still being a teenager which is completely unfair. better not die. :(

I wouldn't lose any sleep over this. Much better to lose sleep over a potential terrorist attack. Or a really hard linear algebra midterm. :eek

[kahljorn]

i hate 2012 :( every spiritual asshole is all into that and everybody has different explanations for what will happen. From LIZARDS RetuRNING To ENSLAVE MANKIND ACCORDING TO WORDS WRITTEN ON A ROCK IN gEORgIA; to magnetic north changing positions (which happens periodically and is supposedly often accompanied by a cataclysmic event, such as certain islands being affected..), and the mayan calandar was supposedly impecable for having important dates on their calandar whenever these magnetic shifts occured.
ALSO CALifoRNIAs goin under the ocean

seems like more millenarist crap and after 2012 passes people will find some other end of the world/life changing phenomenon to latch onto so that their lives will have some type of meaning and there is hope for the future.

also my birthday is today and I was born 8/4/84 AT AN AUSPICIOUS HOUR

[Esuohlim]

Jesus will come back to life and bring the rapture, just like he's supposedly scheduled to do in everybody's lifetime in the last 2000 years.

[kahljorn]

I like the islamic version of jesus' return :(

[Colonel Flagg]

Happy Birthday, Kahl! :party

[kahljorn]

thanks :D

also 2012 is just sposed to be when the mayan calendar ends so i dont know if that necessarily means the end of the world :(
or the begining of a new era ;/ there's some astronomy possibly related shit like the equinox of our solarsystem around the galaxy...

[Zhukov]

Happy birthday Kahl.


Lizards coming to Earth to enslave mankind has now been added to the list of things I can accept happening in 2012. I think that would be pretty exciting.

[Colonel Flagg]

They already have.

http://www.tvacres.com/images/lizard_geicogecko2_small.jpg

[executioneer]

31-22=9.

edit: whens your birthday willie?!
the 30th :eek

[Chojin]

the 30th :eek

You're closer to mine, I'm 1/4/84.

also hb kahl, you fgt

[Tadao]

I wanna slap his parents.

[kahljorn]

Yea, cause you totally turned out to be worth the investment of sperm and heartbreak.

[kahljorn]

http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww1/bobumpsbutt/youthinasia.jpg

tadao doesn't even know how to take a picture of himself in a mirror :rolleyes

[kahljorn]

and thanks chojin you man lover you

[sspadowsky]

As someone who actively and enthusiastically roots for the destruction of the human race, I am simultaneously thrilled with this idea and saddened by the knowledge that it won't happen.

[Shyandquietguy]

Meh, I've been wanting to die for a while but I don't think I can wait three more years.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Its when the mayans will come back to sell us new calenders.....they went to space.

[elx]

do you want to die because you are a shy and quiet guy?

[The Leader]

That rhymes.

[ZeldaQueen]

Eh, as has been pointed out, people have been predicting the end of the world for years. Sooner or later, someone's going to be right. I personally love how The Jupiter Menace (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0179914/) thought the world was ending May 5th of 2000.

I'm just waiting for 2013, to see how all the people banking on the end-of-world thing will react. Of course, it hasn't really stopped the House of Yahweh... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Yaweh#Current_events)

[Shyandquietguy]

do you want to die because you are a shy and quiet guy?

No, I'm depressed.

[elx]

why are you depressed?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Wow, "Let's get nuclear baby" :orgasm

[MrSmiley381]

If the world as we know it ends on that day, I'm just going to sit on my roof with a lot of warm clothing, cigarettes, alcohol, and weaponry.

If I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go having far too much fun.

[Shyandquietguy]

why are you depressed?

I feel like it.

[Dimnos]

Depression is for emo fags.

[elx]

I feel like it.
why do you feel like being sad?

[Tadao]

My lady mentioned the other day that a lot of people are probably subconsciously react to 2012 in 2011. In the back of their heads they will probably feel like they have little time left.

[Blasted Child]

Who made your lady the president of people's reactions

[Pentegarn]

It was in a ceremony last week

Everyone who is anyone was there.

What, you didn't attend?

[Tadao]

Who made your lady the president of people's reactions

I thought English teachers are required to comprehend English.

[Pentegarn]

Who made you the president of what teachers are required to comprehend :lol

[Blasted Child]

It was in a ceremony this morning, Pentegarn. Funny though, didn't see you around.

[Dimnos]

I think he was working the lights.

[Fathom Zero]

he was handing out koolaid

[Tadao]

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!

[Colonel Flagg]

Bring it, Jock-Ass!

[Tadao]

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/7jlEgUPSRLLXvl7372NBAA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYwMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2012/09/07/gty-yangtze-river-dm-120907-wmain-jpg_173435.jpg
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/yangtze-river-turns-red-turns-mystery-175232434--abc-news-topstories.html

[Tadao]

Has anyone here actually learned any survival skills? I've lived on the San Adreas fault for most my life and have picked up a few things here and there.

I found a few bow and crappy arrows under the house, along with a few fishig poles and a tackles box. Along with that I have (for 2 people and a dog) enough bottled water and food to last 1 week. Oh and I have tons of wipes, both lysol bleach and baby. If I can't take a shower, I can at least wipe off the muck.

Oh and I printed out the US Army survival guide and a book on how to make knots.

I'd say I have a 10 percent chance at survival in L.A.

:(

[replicant]

I tend to respect life but if 12/22/12 is when there is a mass exodus by lunatics/religious zealots, I am not sweating it.

[replicant]

I am pretty sure knowing how bad China is being about pollution and industrial waste = I would say those two things are the culprit, but I suppose if you let your imagination wonder...Jurgen Prochnow
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Iok-OXeJXGM/TanidOdgdeI/AAAAAAAAAGw/DWdF4P0tduA/s1600/SeBG100.JPG
is coming to guide you toward the birth of your baby so it can refill the hall of souls. Then you die....:(

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/7jlEgUPSRLLXvl7372NBAA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYwMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/590/2012/09/07/gty-yangtze-river-dm-120907-wmain-jpg_173435.jpg
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/yangtze-river-turns-red-turns-mystery-175232434--abc-news-topstories.html

[Tadao]

Well, I don't care to look up anything you posted but, usually when water turns red it's because of algae, not Chinese pollution. Based on that alone I'm going to assume that you are another one of those hate on China idiots.

Also, HEY GUYS! DON'T PREPARE FOR ANY NATURAL DESTRUCTION! IT'S OK TO JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE.

[Tadao]

ANYWAYS, here's a good tip. Do not eat your food unless you have a purified water supply. Digesting food draws from your bodies reserve of water and could kill you from dehydration.

Stay safe my nigg3rs and I'll try to reach you on feq. KTAD. :eek

[Tadao]

Ok, here is what makes me laugh. Idiots like Geggy and JeanetteX. Geggy love his conspiracies/predictions while JeannetteX is in denial.

The world is changing and we all need to cope. I happen to live in a very dangerous place (the San Andreas Fault) and grew up keeping canned food and water in a safe place to live for 2 weeks without outside help. Fuck derds, I lived in Northridge during the big shake up.

https://www.google.com/search?q=northridge+earthquake&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

I had to go to the highschool and wait for the water truck for about a month just so that I could make sure looters didn't wreck our shit while my most my family went north and stayed with my sister.

Shit happens and sometimes it happens big. If you don't know how to purify water, google it and print it out on paper. Then put it in plastic and save it in a folder. What does it cost you? If you get really into it maybe 200 bucks? If you just do the basics 20 bucks?

Anyways. nigg3rs are always gonna be nigg3rs.

[kahljorn]

so basically just boil your water or add a small amount of bleach/chlorine or iodine to it.

is there some other secret water purification technique i should know about besides collecting rain and that way to make distilled water by catching evaporites?

i actually downloaded a copy of the boyscouts of america handbook for SURVIVAL TECHNIQUES recently.

[Tadao]

Depending on were you get your water from you might do both. I think it's a couple of drops of bleach per gallon.

I need to buy one of those solar changers for cellphones.

[Dimnos]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3101/3175792782_02384fbdc7.jpg

[Tadao]

Well, that's great if you have a supply of gunpowder and brass, also the press equipment and aren't afraid to blow your hand off.

I prefer a quit arrow.

"quiet" lol quit arrows suck

[Tadao]

I'm actually surprised by the lack of media coverage of the end of the Mayan calendar. Well at least the channels I watch haven't mentioned it once all year. I thought fear sells in Hollywood.

Also, since I live so close to Hollywood, there aren't any nuts on the streets with signs or religious zealots trying to convert me.

[replicant]

I just want to say that I am not hating on China nor do I believe I am an idiot. I looked up several resources before I made the comment about pollution. Several news sources identified the issue was pollution. Also, after reading and listening to numerous news reporting over the years documenting China's treatment of environmental matters its why I made my comment. I think that the Chinese government could do a little more to ensure the health and welfare of their citizens. I am sure they are doing some things. They are also growing and have a lot of people to contend with. My belief in the government's poor management of some of the environmental issues going on in China is based on what I have read (I don't live there). I am not going to read one thing and so oh yeah, China so hates its environment and wants to kill it's people through complete in action.


Well, I don't care to look up anything you posted but, usually when water turns red it's because of algae, not Chinese pollution. Based on that alone I'm going to assume that you are another one of those hate on China idiots.

Also, HEY GUYS! DON'T PREPARE FOR ANY NATURAL DESTRUCTION! IT'S OK TO JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE.

[Tadao]

Don't worry, we all hate the Chinks too.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm taking Yoseikan Aikido, Isshinryu Karate, and Judo. I want to take up archery. I have slight metal and woodworking experience and I know how to build a lean-to.

I feel okay.

If this happens, at least my student loans will be forgiven. Because they ain't never gonna find me again.

[Tadao]

Oh shit speaking of which. I need to build a spider hole in my backyard. :eek

[Esuohlim]

Man I'd rather die than live my life surviving. What a fucking racket

[replicant]

Tadao - you are too cute and special. :)

I have some gas masks in the closet. Father-in-law thought we might need them one day. I might not have started doomsday preparing yet but I have it in mind given the rate of ecological decline going on. However, I am not going to freak out just yet either.

Ever watch http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/doomsday-preppers/

[Tadao]

Oh man, I can't watch that show. I should though because those nuts will be some of the only people alive.

I have a lot of things on my wishlist that I don't have. Like aBowie knife a compass and a wristrocket

[Tadao]

Here is a fun end of the world thought. Vick will be eaten alive by a pack of wolves.

[Colonel Flagg]

Probably would do wonders for the Eagles' offense.

[Zomboid]

Man I'd rather die than live my life surviving. What a fucking racket
Yeah.

[kahljorn]

:lol

that line makes me laugh everytime i read it, and its always in curly's voice

[kahljorn]

so does anyone actually think something's gonna happen on 12/21/12?

[Mike Tobacco]

I don't think so, but I kinda hope so. Not that I've got a bleak outlook or anything- quite the opposite. I just think something dire (short of total annihilation) would do humanity some good.

[Tadao]

I'm not as prepared for a disaster as I'd like to be. :(

[Dimnos]

I only have one clip at the moment. :/

[kahljorn]

i strongly suspect absolutely nothing is going to happen but will be pleasantly surprised if the world ends :)

[Mike Tobacco]

I only have one clip at the moment. :/

As long as it's one more than the guy who stocked up on food and water you're in good shape.

[Dr. Boogie]

I'm trying to look ahead to the next apocalypse. Once the mayan thing has passed, I think we'll see a return to the classics, like interpreting Nostradamus to mean that the end of the world is right around the corner.

[Mike Tobacco]

Don't forget the rapture. I'm sure we've got 2 or 3 of those coming in 2013. Global warming doomsaying should also see a sharp upturn over the next decade or so.

[Dimnos]

With all this Iran business smart money is on nuclear holocost.

[Mike Tobacco]

I'm holding out hope they'll fuck it up and vaporize themselves. It's hard to say how close they are, though, when the media is touting a graph from a textbook to be evidence that the Iranians are on to something.

[Fathom Zero]

If I die, then I won't have to pay back my federal loans. So there's that. Cool business.

[kahljorn]

did you see the UN meeting where the prime minister of israel had a picture of a cartoon-style bomb that was 80% full to demonstrate how close to getting nukes iran was?
lol

[Tadao]

deq4Y_tc3x8

[Tadao]

Any of you fags want to connect if this happens? I'm near Dodger Stadium. Also Griffith Park. Perhaps we can wear a symbol on our left breast. Too bad we didn't do this sooner eh?

[Tadao]

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Kinda funny because our dday prophet is deaf.

[kahljorn]

connect if what happens

[Esuohlim]

Let's all agree to meet in this thread on 12-21

holy shit this is exciting

[Tadao]

I say we all meet up at the Safeway by the gas station on 3rd and E.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I saw a bunch of people on fb thought the way was 12/12/12 and were like"well the world is still here...guess I gotta go to work."

At least get the doomsday right.

Sidenote. On 12/21/12 I want to watch the first episode of the real ghostbusters to see if that door opens again.

[kahljorn]

i want to have some kind of end of the world party

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

We have to have a cool name for it though.

Bender for the ender of the world party.

[Tadao]

I guess I should bring my ax and machete upstairs. :/
:orgasm

[Fathom Zero]

haha

[Colonel Flagg]

I have an idea - suspend a huge ball of U-235 (less than critical mass) abave an equally huge ball, then at 1 minute to midnight, begin slowly dropping the suspended ball until they get close enough (at midnight, natch) to go critical.

Call it the Armageddon It On party.

[Dr. Boogie]

I can think of less roundabout ways to get people to play Def Leppard.

[Tadao]

I just found out that doomsday isn't going to happen. Syfy channel has programing for all next week. :eek

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I was going to tell you if you haven't seen it. They have a syfy special about their 20th anniversary that is pretty good.

[Tadao]

Yeah, but it wasn't. They only spent 10 minutes on the horrible movies. They have a special about 2012 and the new secrets they found though. The funny part is I think it is airing on doomsday so WTF. Isn't that a little late?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Those slackers

[Tadao]

http://www.thevinyldistrict.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/various_decline_of_western_civilization_part_ii_me tal_years_original_motion_picture_soundtrack-0647902051-1247955254.gif

[Geggy]

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[Tadao]

So where do I go to purchase a new Mayan calender, mine expired.

[Esuohlim]

A guy at work took today off so he could "watch the aliens land". Was that something that was supposed to happen? Did anyone see any aliens

[kahljorn]

depends on what crazy dumbass conspiracy shit you read

[whatiswrong]

Thanks for sharing

[kahljorn]

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