One thing to say...

[Metalworm]

Halloween is on it's way!
nuff said.

[LordSappington]

No, no. Do go on.

[Guitar Woman]

It's going to be my birthday in exactly two months. :|

I fucking hate this time of year. Halloween's pretty great, but then you've got Shitgiving and Shitsmas and six months of cold and rainy clusterfuck weather.

[Hangie]

It's going to be my birthday in exactly two months. :|

I fucking hate this time of year. Halloween's pretty great, but then you've got Shitgiving and Shitsmas and six months of cold and rainy clusterfuck weather.

it was my birthday on saturday, and also my dad's best friend died of cancer on the same day! What great timing fate has.

[Zhukov]

If this is a bot, it's a pretty funny one. 'Nuff said.

[The Leader]

Halloween's pretty great, but then you've got Shitgiving and Shitsmas and six months of cold and rainy clusterfuck weather.
I like all of those things. :\

[DevilWearsPrada]

ugh, presents :rolleyes

[Wiffles]

Sadly he only posted once. I would love to hear more about halloween. Which only means one thing. Free candy ^^

[Sam]

AS LONG AS THEY DON'T GIVE OUT WIFFLES ON HALOWEEN, IT'S THE WORST CANDY EVER IT TASTES LIKE SHIT

[Dixie]

stop talking to yourself sam, the jig is up

[Sam]

NOT BY A LONG SHOT

THE TRUTH LIES BURIED STILL

[executioneer]

you guys are all just jixby characters anyways

[Sam]

we only exist in the imagination of an autistic child :(

[Aimless]

sam is a jizzbitch.

[LordSappington]

I'm gonna be a techno zombie for Halloween. Shambling one second, and raving out the next. Still gotta figure out what I'm gonna do for a portable stereo.

[Wiffles]

AS LONG AS THEY DON'T GIVE OUT WIFFLES ON HALOWEEN, IT'S THE WORST CANDY EVER IT TASTES LIKE SHIT

You mustve eaten the Guano Flavored Wiffles Candy, which is now a discontinued product I might add ^^;
Now we only have Standard Wiffles that taste like fruit.

you guys are all just jixby characters anyways
I think youre on to something ._.

I'm gonna be a techno zombie for Halloween. Shambling one second, and raving out the next. Still gotta figure out what I'm gonna do for a portable stereo.
Thats a neat Idea, Use a boombox ^^

[Evil Robot]

igot a kwarrnt fer you probation officer could be somebody elkses cellphgone we a are open thanks.

[DevilWearsPrada]

what

[ZeldaQueen]

I'm not allowed to go trick or treating anymore. :( I'll just have to scare away kids so I get the leftovers.

No idea on what costume to use though. Probably something from Le Shop de Thrift.

[MrSmiley381]

I love this time of year. I'm going to play scary games, watch scary movies, and scare the hell out of my friends and family until everyone I know has disowned me.

Oh, wait. Everyone I know has disowned me.

[Dixie]

:|

[MajorScales]

Never been a fan of the Halloween :\ years of bad costumes when I was a kid ruined it for me.

[The Leader]

Leave. NOW.

[LordSappington]

Seriously, you just set yourself up for a lynching.

[ZeldaQueen]

Never been a fan of the Halloween :\ years of bad costumes when I was a kid ruined it for me.
Might I inquire as to what sorts of costumes those were?

[Wiffles]

Might I inquire as to what sorts of costumes those were?

Lemme guess, white blanket ghost, and toilet paper mummy ^.^;

yeah I had those too as a kid and was severely dealt with

[ZeldaQueen]

Eh, it's MajorScales you should be asking, not me.

[Wiffles]

Yeah err, I was guessing thats what he wore. Hes probably embarassed to say, I hope not =X

[Dimnos]

Might I inquire as to what sorts of costumes those were?

Just dont even talk to him. Just dont bother.

[stevetothepast]

nuff said.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

i boycotted last halloween -- all my friends went as zombies for the 5th year in a row. not that there's anything wrong with being a zombie, but 5 years in a row?!?!?!? come on.

this year, i wanna be Rainbow Brite. the slutty version :D

[Dimnos]

this year, i wanna be Rainbow Brite. the slutty version :D


Yeah. :rolleyes
Your dad died when you were young huh?

[dirtyxblondexdame]

nope, pops is still alive and kickin'. i dress pretty conservatively most of the time so it's fun to slut it up every now and then. halloween is a great excuse so i don't have to hear a full night of "dude why are you showing so much cleavage?!?!?"

i have to quote mean girls on this (go ahead, laugh): "In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."

[dirtyxblondexdame]

also if anyone likes tucker max, you'll know this one:

Tucker: What are you?

Girl: I'm a nurse

Tucker: You're a NAUGHTY nurse!

Tucker (to new girl): what are you?

New Girl: I'm a tree

Tucker: you're a NAUGHTY tree!

[Kitsa]

I can't even bring myself to be slutty on Halloween.

[dirtyxblondexdame]

that's all guys really want anyways. no matter how many times they tell you your zombie makeup is cool, they still want to know if you're a slutty zombie.

[Tadao]

HOW DARE YOU! Nudity is for the bedroom only!

[dirtyxblondexdame]

ooh sorry, don't want to offend your delicate feelings *snicker*

[Dimnos]

You already have with your sexism. :tear

[dirtyxblondexdame]

*reverts to 50's-stereotype female behavior*

[The Leader]

What is this bullshit?