*** NEW I-MOCKERY STORE LAUNCHED! ***

[Mockery]

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/imockery-store-products-collage.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/store.php)

Our new online store has finally launched and it's chock full o' goodies for you purchase! If you've ever wanted to help support the site, this is definitely the way to do it while also getting some fun merchandise for yourself in the process.

I-Mockery Store (for United States Domestic Orders)
http://www.i-mockery.com/store.php

I-Mockery Store (for International Orders)
http://www.i-mockery.com/store-international.php

Thanks to all of you who buy something. It really goes a long way and helps keep I-Mockery running as well as helps us create new merchandise!

-RoG-

[Zomboid]

I saw that earlier. I already have a shitload of shirts that I bought online, but I'll probably get a copy of Proto's comic ('cause I'm a swell guy) and that pixel poster looks really, really cool.

[The Leader]

I'm happy to see Re's stuff up there. I missed my chance to order her wittle book thing when it was on her site. At least I think it was.

I don't have any money right now, though.

[Zomboid]

I just ordered that stuff using my mom's paypal. Why use MY money when I don't have to? :D

[Guitar Woman]

Probably because it's nice to be a good son

[doopa]

I'm happy to see Re's stuff up there. I missed my chance to order her wittle book thing when it was on her site. At least I think it was.

I don't have any money right now, though.

thanks. I've been too busy to put a store back up and Rog said he would sell them here so I was like "a-ok"

[Zhukov]

"... It features a double page puke spread and some dead ants."

That sounds wonderful.

[MarioRPG]

Now that is a snazzy poster. I love pixel art like that... I may have a look-see.

[Zomboid]

Yeah, that poster looks amazing. I don't think I could've lived with myself if I hadn't bought one :(

[The Leader]

thanks. I've been too busy to put a store back up and Rog said he would sell them here so I was like "a-ok"
I'd buy the stuff right now, but I also want to get all of the i-mock stuff at the same time. You could have my money as we speak, but your husband decided to have a badge set that I want two of. >:

[stevetothepast]

can't wait to buy a tee when i gets paid again.

[Dimnos]

I want an AWESOME shirt and a Henching comic for my b-day. So dont run out of stock to soon!

[darkvare]

the poster is orgasmic i need it i'm gonna get me a credit card

[The Leader]

And it was all down hill from there...

[Mockery]

"I-Mockery.com: We'll ruin your credit rating." :picklehat

[Zhukov]

:lol

I think I'll get the awesome t-shirt, as well as something arty which I don't know what yet.

[Dimnos]

"I-Mockery.com: We'll ruin your credit rating." :picklehat


You should make bumper stickers. I also still think you should have "I believe in Max Burbank" bumper stickers as well.

[executioneer]

tempted to get the awesome shark tshirt even though you don't have them in enormous monster size ;_;

[Mockery]

Dimnos, we used to sell a ton of bumper stickers actually. I just got tired of selling them individually. I still have some old stock left so maybe I'll make a "classic bumper sticker pack" where you get one of each until they're all sold out. Does that sound good? As for the Max Burbank one, that's all in his hands. If he wants to make those stickers, I'll gladly sell 'em on the site.

Willie, I made some 2XL sized ones and they're pre-shrunk. Would that work for ya?

[Zomboid]

I think you should redo the "GOTH KIDS, STOP WHINING AND KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY!" only with emo kids replacing the goth kids.

[Aimless]

No girl shirts :(


.... would it be blasphemy to buy a regular and cut it into a tank? *wince*

[The Leader]

If you were going to wear it, yeah.

[Aimless]

Naw, I was going to make one for Sam.

[The Leader]

That's ok then. :)

[Aimless]

He's gonna fill it out very nicely *wink*

[executioneer]

Willie, I made some 2XL sized ones and they're pre-shrunk. Would that work for ya?

maybe :( i should just lose some weight then it won't matter lol

[LordSappington]

I wanna get that button set so badly. Too bad all the local stores are being dicks and won't hire anyone without at least three professional references. Even Target.

[Mockery]

Don't worry, I'm sure we'll still have some of the button packs left once you do manage to find some work. I printed a lot of each one, but if they do all sell out, I'll get some more printed up. :picklehat

[MajorScales]

The Pickel hat looks like a double dong :\

[Mockery]

Who says it can't be used as one? :picklehat

[The Leader]

Papercuts...