I-Mockery on Facebook ("become a fan")

[Mockery]

Had some people asking me recently if I-Mockery was on Facebook or not. While there was an unofficial I-Mockery group on there, I never actually bothered to create an official page for fans of the site. That has now been remedied. :picklehat

Here's a link to the official I-Mockery page on Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Mockery/127390080137

If you're a member on Facebook, please drop a note on the Wall in there and also click the "Become a fan" button. Thanks!

[Pentegarn]

i am the 6th fan there. Spread the word peeps we need more

[Aimless]

5 :p

[The Leader]

I'm seven. I'm special.

[Mockery]

Thanks for joining in guys.

I have over 50 friend requests in my main personal Facebook account that I haven't added, and most of them are from I-Mockery people. That's another reason why I set the group up to keep the two things separate. :P

[Otto]

Okay, I'm in!

[The Leader]

Let's see if Re accepts my request. ;_;

[The Leader]

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Oh my goodness, you just posted the exact same thing on facebook. IT'S LIKE I'M MESSAGING YOU IN STEREO!:eek

[Mockery]

Crazy isn't it!? TECHNOLOGY!

[stevetothepast]

I will do this when I get home because, let's be honest I am a fan.

[darkvare]

i'm in

[Shrubfest]

This makes me feel like I'm somehow stalking other people on I-mock.

[Kitsa]

I decided not to do the facebook thing with most of this stuff.

[Chojin]

i tend to only update my facebook with actual shit, and only with pictures. unlike 90% of the faggots on my friends list who are like

11:20 AM UPDATE
blah, bored

11:35 AM UPDATE
maybe i will order a pizza

11:45 AM UPDATE
i decided not to order a pizza, i have ordered chinese food instead

12:00 PM UPDATE
chinese food isn't here yet, getting hungry :\

12:15 PM UPDATE
STILL NOT HERE

12:21 PM UPDATE
FINALLY, i only gave the guy two bucks :\ dammit i was hungry, lol

12:23 PM UPDATE
eating

1:20 PM UPDATE
feeling tired now

^
I have one friend who literally does shit like this and has it crosspost to twitter and facebook. Thank the lord, facebook has defenses against this sort of cuntery and any time he goes on a rampage it just shows one post with "VIEW 9999 SIMILAR POSTS" above it.

[AChimp]

People who spam updates on my Facebook get put on my ignore list pretty quickly. >:

Same goes for the homos who keep sending me quizes and other shit.

[Zhukov]

On facebook I had over 100 friends, in reality I have about two. It made sense to delete it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I love it when people post on twitter/facebook when they're not home with things like

"At the store."

"Walking down aisle 5"

"At the laundromat"

You know who loves posts like that??? Crooks, that's who. Basically just an invitation saying "I'm not going to be home for a while. Come rob my house."

[Dimnos]

Chinese food being late is ground shattering! >:

[Zhukov]

I love it when people post on twitter/facebook when they're not home with things like

"At the store."

"Walking down aisle 5"

"At the laundromat"

You know who loves posts like that??? Crooks, that's who. Basically just an invitation saying "I'm not going to be home for a while. Come rob my house."

Why would you add a crook to your friend list? >:

Although I suppose they may have sneaked in somehow like the rest of the "friends" there.

[Kitsa]

I have two married couples on my facebook who regularly post updates like "Enjoying dinner with my husband!", "Enjoying dinner with my wife!". I mean, both of them will be posting about dinner while they're ostensibly there eating it.

It makes me wonder how much you could really be enjoying dinner with your spouse if you've got the blackberry/cell/whatever whipped out and doing facebook updates in the middle of it.

[Microshock]

You should make a twitter as well. People do the same stuff on there such as posting pictures, random quotes, what they're doing, all without using your real name!

[Geggy]

i'm impressed by the people who update their status to "is sleeping now" while they're sleeping. how do they do it?

[Geggy]

"look at me guys...i'm READING A BOOK"

[Aimless]

I love it when Criss Angel posts random pictures of his cats looking at cat porn on twitter.

[Tadao]

Why would you sign up for his twitter to find that out? What does he twitter about?

"Teleported to shower"

"Made one night stand disappear, she tried to stay for breakfast"

"Forgot where I vanished my car to, had to take the bus"

[Aimless]

He twitters pictures all the time, of him getting hair cuts, his cats, him eating pizza. He is also a horrible speller, he once said that he was really excited to "meat" this guy and had to retract his statement when people started making fun of him.

[Tadao]

I like my version better, I'd read it if he just starting making up bullshit.

"I forgot to un-hypnotize my landlord this morning, she's been standing at my door all day"

[Aimless]

he's really not that bright, you're giving him too much credit.

[Tadao]

no you are by reading his twitters! :p

[Aimless]

they are hugely entertaining!#!@

[Ploxtrot]

I am fan number 404

bet you can't find me

[Zhukov]

I wearing pyjama trous and browsing/posting on i-mockery.

Mood: :|

Hopes: low

[Mockery]

Ploxtrot, you were easy to find. All I had to do is look for the person who was doing "The Carlton" dance. http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/2005/11/30/the-greatest-dance-ever/

Thanks to all of you who've been following and commenting on the Facebook page. Good timses :O

[Kitsa]

Can't elaborate on it, but facebook just made my life considerably more hellish today. Having all your friends and all your family in one place is a recipe for disaster.

[The Leader]

I didn't do it!

[Kitsa]

nope, you didn't.

[The Leader]

BFFs!

[Tadao]

I found my old crush on facebook last month. This is gonna end in tears.

[Aimless]

Do you always cry after sex?

[Dimnos]

No one I know but thought it was funny.

http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/i-forgot-im-on-facebook-1831-1249655450-13.jpg

[Kitsa]

Wow.

Does "gma" stand for "grandma"?

What kind of machete-dick does this "jason" have, anyway?

[Dimnos]

Grandma was what I was thinking too but I dont really know. I thought this one was good too.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/10/facebook-mom-1.jpg
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/10/facebook-mom-2.jpg

[Kitsa]

If that were real, it would prove my case about it being very bad when family finds you on facebook.

[Chojin]

yeah, the first thing that happened when I signed up for twitter was my aunt found me and added me :\

HOW WHY HOW

so now i don't really use it ;<

[Kitsa]

I call it "the Family Noose".

as in, the family noose tightens.

[robo_rob]

Eh, so far the only family that's on my Facebook is brothers and sisters and they give me the same amount of attention there as they do in real life. Now if my mom or other older relatives added me... then it would just be time to hang up the ol fb.

Because really, one day I'm gonna post something drunk and get a call about it.

[Tadao]

Heh, sometimes I show my mom some of the fucked up shit I say on here. She's cool like that.

[Kitsa]

your dad hates me :(

[Tadao]

Hahahaha, no more than everyone else. I wouldn't call it hate, he saves that for Filipinos and Mexicans. :(

[Kitsa]

he sounds a bit like a Japanese-Hawaiian archie bunker.

[Tadao]

Apparently in Hawaii the last to come over in his generation were the Filipinos. They are the Hawaiian Mexicans. You didn't socialize with them, you never ate their food, and they were crazy poor people with knives. It's not just my dad, but all Japanese and Chinese Hawaiian are totally racist on the poorer races.

[Kitsa]

Has he seen the movie "Picture Bride"? I bet he'd like it. A woman answers a mail-order bride ad, comes from Japan to Hawaii only to have a shitty life among other Japanese and Koreans on a sugar cane plantation.