Lrukers! Now's your chance!

[MattJack]

I was a lurker once too. Yall should post. All 46 of yall. Lez talk. Get to know each other even.

DNT BE SCRRD

[Evil Robot]

FUCK

[MattJack]

Evil Robot tell them about the joys you've had on this forum!

Ladies and gents, EVIL ROBOT!

[Wiffles]

I think most of them just view the article discussions because they are scared of the forums in general ^^;

its been like that for years

[Fathom Zero]

I've been nothing but welcoming.

[captain516]

how long do you have to be a member before you're no longer considered a newfag?

[Shyandquietguy]

Until people get to know you. Which should be the case!

[Wiffles]

which takes a couple of months IMO, if user posts regularly

[Mockery]

Ok, you guys talked me into registering an account. I'm new here, so go easy on me. :eek

[Wiffles]

Everyone hates you, -RoG- ^.^;

[Mockery]

OH NOES! That's it. I quit these forums and I'm never coming back again. :( :( :(

[kahljorn]

TIPS FOR NEW POSTERS:

Consider presenting yourself as a female because then everyone will be nice to you because everyone knows that girls cant be noobs just girls.

even if people are mean to you it will only be because they want you to be attracted to their dicks.

I hope this is helpful for potential new posters.

[MajorScales]

TIPS FOR NEW POSTERS:

Consider presenting yourself as a female because then everyone will be nice to you because everyone knows that girls cant be noobs just girls.

even if people are mean to you it will only be because they want you to be attracted to their dicks.

I hope this is helpful for potential new posters.

Or sexually ambiguous works also :) with a touch of suicidal tendencies.

[Zhukov]

I've been here for about six years and I still think I am not a vet. Plus, I've been nothing but nice to most people.

[The Leader]

I consider myself to be a new user. And I probably always will. :(

[Pentegarn]

I usually stick to one forum and keep down for the most part everywhere else

[Aimless]

I've lurked here and there for about 7 years, took a bunch of vicodin and decided to post. I think it's easier if you talk to a few people off of the board, you get a better sense of how this place works.

[Evil Robot]

This board has always reminded me of the scene from fight club where the two guys had to stand on the porch for days to get in while people screamed shit in their faces.

[ZeldaQueen]

TIPS FOR NEW POSTERS:

Consider presenting yourself as a female because then everyone will be nice to you because everyone knows that girls cant be noobs just girls.

even if people are mean to you it will only be because they want you to be attracted to their dicks.

I hope this is helpful for potential new posters.
Is that how I got in here so easily?

[elx]

TIPS FOR NEW POSTERS:

Consider presenting yourself as a female because then everyone will be nice to you because everyone knows that girls cant be noobs just girls.

even if people are mean to you it will only be because they want you to be attracted to their dicks.

I hope this is helpful for potential new posters.
but being b8 will cause this to backfire, so you should present yourself to be at least 21~

[kahljorn]

I think being "b8" would make it easier because then they would just give you little kid insults and hug you afterwords.

[DevilWearsPrada]

it could be the underageness, or it could be your delusions of genius grandeur

[Mockery]

This board has always reminded me of the scene from fight club where the two guys had to stand on the porch for days to get in while people screamed shit in their faces.
That just might be the best analogy I've ever heard to describe these forums. :bestthread

[Aimless]

I fully admit I was a big whiny baby when I first started posting here. Now I go back to my other forum and wonder how the hell I ever posted there.

I'm curious about this forum but I've never registered to see it http://www.jesuslovesdougstanhope.com/

[executioneer]

That just might be the best analogy I've ever heard to describe these forums. :bestthread

i've always used that analogy internally but never wanted to mention it because then it would give CERTAIN PEOPLE hope that they'd "get in" no matter how annoying their personality if they stuck it out long enough

not that they don't do that now ANYWAYS >:

[Aimless]

I still love you, Willie... even if I am a CERTAIN PERSON <3

[executioneer]

i was talking about people from finland ;(

[executioneer]

PS I AM ONLY KIDDING FINNS

[Colonel Flagg]

I lurked for about 2 years or so, before finally posting. Even posting as myself and not as a character, I was only abused for my first month or so. (in retrospect, most was deserved) If you can't take some ritual e-hazing for that amount of time, then maybe you should continue to lurk. Just sayin'.

[kahljorn]

or present yourself as a female and get one of the desperate sad fucks on here to fall in love with you :)

[Zomboid]

"One of"? I seem to recall GW being just as fucking stupid back then and there being more than a few people that tolerated it just because they thought he was the ugly bitch in those pictures.

[Esuohlim]

If anything I'm more of a jerk to the females around here

[Kitsa]

not all females here are lookin' for love.

[ZeldaQueen]

not all females here are lookin' for love.
Yeah, this isn't a dating service (or if it is, it's the weirdest one I've ever seen).

[Aimless]

Oh no, you're on to me. I really want Willie to fall in love with me, but doesn't everyone?

[sspadowsky]

I fully admit I was a big whiny baby when I first started posting here. Now I go back to my other forum and wonder how the hell I ever posted there.

I'm curious about this forum but I've never registered to see it http://www.jesuslovesdougstanhope.com/

New folks take a beating there as well. And that site has far fewer rules than this one.

[Tadao]

But is it high brow like I-Mockery?

[Wiffles]

I joined it. It looks far less active than this place, I dont know about the hostility level though ^.^;

[Tadao]

I hope they don't break your spirit, I'm sure all they need is hugs and someone to tell them that they are loved.

[Dimnos]

These forums are the best place on the webs. If your just lurking your missing out.

[red8ge]

sup bros

[Misdemonar]

man i dont know you we aint bros but lets party

[Fathom Zero]

JziE11E1zSY

[Kitsa]

That reminds me of someone.

[Hangie]

CERTAIN PEOPLE hope that they'd "get in" no matter how annoying their personality if they stuck it out long enough

not that they don't do that now ANYWAYS >:

Wait do you mean me? Alot of people including you seem to be quite angry at me.

[Otto]

You act as if you didn't bring it upon yourself.

[Fathom Zero]

That reminds me of someone.

We all have a little Jame inside.

[Hangie]

I like how Otto always posts after me. Be free, little man! BE FREEEEEE!

[The Leader]

How many people have you on their block list, Hangie?

[DevilWearsPrada]

I never block anyone :(

[Fathom Zero]

Hahha, I still have Lenor blocked. I was trying to remember her name there for a second.

[Colonel Flagg]

I never block anyone :(

I didn't used to either, but that was before Sparkles the Fairy :(

[The Leader]

Sparkles is the only person that I have blocked too. :(

[Wiffles]

awww I loved Sparkles ^.^

[Colonel Flagg]

I hope that past tense means what I think it means, Wiffles ....

[Magreaux]

I've been lurking since shortly before Helm up and vanished. Having thought that I understood the general demeanor and goings-on, if you will, of this board, I registered and discovered that it's more interesting if I just watch what goes on than try and take part in any of it. That and I just aint very clever. Oh well.

[code=]EVIL ROBOT RULES.[\code|

[Babs]

[code=]EVIL ROBOT RULES.[\code|

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/images/mockery/buttons/quote.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=647780)

[Misdemonar]

EVIL ROBOT DROOLS

[Dixie]

WHY DO I LOVE YOU?

[DougClayton4231]

I just stopped lurking and I'm loving it lol. Compared to my old forum, there are 100% more crazies! I love it!

[Dixie]

I just realized your avatar is from frankenhooker.
awesome.

[DougClayton4231]

Well thank you, it's one of my fav's

[Wiffles]

Compared to my old forum, there are 100% more crazies! I love it!

Are we really that insane O_O

[Tadao]

Are we really that insane O_O

Only if we talk to ourselves.

;)

[Wiffles]

Only if we talk to ourselves.

;)


Hello, voice in my head o.o

[Chojin]

Hello, voice in my head o.o

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/nomercy_stare.jpg

[Babs]

Hello, voice in my head o.o

http://www.videodetective.com/photos/016/000705_42.jpg

[Supafly345]

Doug is so wacky he makes my bowtie spin.

[executioneer]

I've been lurking since shortly before Helm up and vanished. Having thought that I understood the general demeanor and goings-on, if you will, of this board, I registered and discovered that it's more interesting if I just watch what goes on than try and take part in any of it. That and I just aint very clever. Oh well.

[code=]EVIL ROBOT RULES.[\code|

you're allll right

[Nyahnyah]

Oh Shi-

[Mockery]

Look! Another one! :eek

[executioneer]

get the mallet, it's gonna be like whac-a-mole in this thread :evil:

[Zhukov]

One would assume that all these newbs comming out of the woodwork would also bring out some vets; Babe for example.

[Wiffles]

hello newbs o.o

*hides*

[Sam]

Oh man, I can't wait to tear all these newbs a brand new hole to shit out of so they can cry to RoG about how mean everyone is. :picklehat

[Aimless]

It's true, Sam really ripped me a new one.

[DougClayton4231]

Crazy is a good thing, especially if you've been arrested.

[Tadao]

http://www.unyfeat.org/Data/Images/LTTW%20Logo.jpg
http://sellmic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/falling_from_bike.jpg

[robo_rob]

Yeah I lurked for a few years too, posted as a guest in the article comments though.

In other news I've been drinking Cisco all day!

[red8ge]

Oh man, I can't wait to tear all these newbs a brand new hole to shit out of so they can cry to RoG about how mean everyone is. :picklehat

:rock