Love Notes To I-Mockery Men

[Wiffles]

Thread inspired by MattJack's.

I think its a bit unfair to give all the love to the ladies, men need just as much lovin' ^.~*

Fire away

[Wiffles]

Dear Chojin

You're always cool, calm and collected. Youre a swell guy

<3
Wiffy

[Shrubfest]

Sam,

I'm still on for Dixies 'teacher whipping naughty schoolboy' photo.

Unfortunatly, we still live on different continents.

Shrub.

[Aimless]

Dear Willie,

we should totally hang out sometime (pants optional)

<3, me.

[Kitsa]

Dear Guys of I-Mockery,

Mostly I don't hate you.

-Kitsa

[Dixie]

Dear men of I-mockery,
most of you are far too young and innocent for me, but i love you guys anyways. i would totally snuggle most of you, but if i get any weird stains on my pants i will beat your ass.
love,
Dixxx

[Chojin]

if i get any weird stains on my pants i will beat your ass.

this is my new protocol for women who think they're tough:

2abkYz4XuG4

[Dixie]

dude i'm TOTALLY asking for that.
<3<3<3

[Wiffles]

Dear Tadao

You have the spirit of a warrior. Its amazing how you defy the odds

plus, I know all your secrets ;)

Love Wiffles ^.^

[Sam]

Sam,

I'm still on for Dixies 'teacher whipping naughty schoolboy' photo.

Unfortunatly, we still live on different continents.

Shrub.

That can't happen unless Dixie is there too. :(

[Dixie]

Beverly???

[executioneer]

wesley's mom!

[The Leader]

Mr. Crusher!

[Colonel Flagg]

"Wesley, dear boy, why don't you step into my READY ROOM!"

[b_squared]

Dear mattjack
I R legal ( your avatar makes me LOL)

Tadao
You have the heart of a cute fluffy bunny inside:)

10,000 Volt Ghost
A fellow Serenity fan :)

[MattJack]

Dear mattjack
I R legal ( your avatar makes me LOL)

That leads me to the next couple of questions:

A\S\L PICS? DO YOU LIKE THE FEELIN OF A MAN'S BOURBON SOAKED MUSTACHE ON YOUR THE BACK OF YOUR NECK WHILE YOURE PARALYZED WITH PLEASURE/GHB?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear mattjack
I R legal ( your avatar makes me LOL)

Tadao
You have the heart of a cute fluffy bunny inside:)

10,000 Volt Ghost
A fellow Serenity fan :)


:) Love me some Nathan Fillion.

[b_squared]

to Mattjack

Why stop at the nape of the neck?:love you smooth talker.

[b_squared]

To Ghost:
So are you watching Castle for your Fillion fix?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I should be, just never have time to watch t.v. Need to start dvr'ing it.

[Chojin]

i forgot to say thanks to wiffles

asl

[Babs]

Dear men of I-mockery,
most of you are far too young and innocent for me, but i love you guys anyways. i would totally snuggle most of you, but if i get any weird stains on my pants i will beat your ass.
love,
Dixxx

I know this can't possibly apply to me seeing as we're already romantically involved with one another, well actually more of you being involved with me but I'll let that slide.

Sure do miss them nights of you being drink and talking about pissing on trees though. Those were the golden times. :(

[Dixie]

"Involved"? My dear precious boy, "involved" means I have touched your penis. I'm "involved" with a few people, but you haven't been in that group.

And I've had a few more outdoor peeing adventures, the most recent having to do with a van and a helmet.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dixie:


Me and babs are roadtripping together to show you a phenomenal time. You're all gonna be like. "omg this is ftw. I love the ghost and pancakes." And then we'll all listen to venom.

[Dixie]

Dear I-Mockery guys,
Just because I slept with one of you almost 9 years ago doesn't mean you have a chance now. I love you all none-the-less, especially the ones who don't bother trying.
<3
Dixxx

[Fathom Zero]

Yay for not givin' a damn. You're too old for me, anyway, babe.

[Dimnos]

Ouch. :lol

[Dixie]

Yay for not givin' a damn. You're too old for me, anyway, babe.
If I were referring to you I'd have made a comment about sissies.

[Fathom Zero]

Lumpy

[Dixie]

like mashed potatoes baby

[Fathom Zero]

If I was referring to potatoes. I was talking about your cancer.

[Colonel Flagg]

Yay for not givin' a damn. You're too old for me, anyway, babe.

Hey! Dixie is "too old" for no man!

But I'm too old for her. :(

[Dixie]

I've been cancer free for a few years now.
Then again when you don't get checkups or bother with doctors ignorance is bliss.

[Dixie]

Awwww Flagg, I actually have a preference for much older men, my room mates tease me about it all the time. They've nicknamed one of my steady dates "Old Man River".

[Kitsa]

Someone have a problem with cancer-lumpy chicks? Because the way the carcinogens are flowing, sneetches without will be fewer and further between.

[MLE]

Are you a star-bellied sneetch, Kitsa?

[Kitsa]

depends on what the star is :(

In my case, it's an astrocytoma :( :(

[MLE]

Star-bellied Sneetches are the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.

[The Leader]

Ain't that the truth.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear 10,000 Volt Ghost:

You look great. <3

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Dear 10,000 Volt Ghost:

You look great. <3

I know baby, you don't need to tell me.

[Babs]

Dear I-Mockery guys,
Just because I slept with one of you almost 9 years ago doesn't mean you have a chance now. I love you all none-the-less, especially the ones who don't bother trying.
<3
Dixxx

9 years ago huh? So who gets to knock the dust off this time?

:party

[kahljorn]

she used to be a professional maid

[Fathom Zero]

Dear Mattjack,

6t28COxEp2k

Errrr... that's all.

[Skulhedface]

Dear Skulhedface,

At least I like you.

Love,

Skulhedface

[george]

no one loves :(

[MattJack]

Dear FZ,

I enjoyed your video a great deal. Now please enjoy this video a great deal.

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Cheers,
MattJack

[Sam]

Dear MattJack, please fix your xbox and play SF4 w/me

Sam