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Terra
Mar 11th, 2010, 10:21 AM
HAY TARA CAN U POST SUM PIX OF UR BOOBS? I'D LIKE TO BEAT OFF.

Oh yeah I remember you now.

The Leader
Mar 11th, 2010, 11:46 AM
How could you ever forget Zomboid?

Zomboid
Mar 11th, 2010, 06:04 PM
That's just her coy way of saying "I pleasured myself to your request."

Zhukov
Mar 11th, 2010, 10:16 PM
:lol

Christ that made me laugh.

Terra
Mar 11th, 2010, 11:31 PM
He knows me too well.

Razz
May 9th, 2010, 08:58 PM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sjc1/hs035.snc3/12320_112226578789752_100000072308490_278941_10573 81_n.jpg

Fathom Zero
May 9th, 2010, 09:33 PM
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8094/60551352284620815216970.jpg

heeth stho dreamy :love

Sam
May 10th, 2010, 02:06 AM
I HEARD HE WEARS A FANCY SUEDE JACKET

Fathom Zero
May 14th, 2010, 10:12 AM
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5905/dragonettestaceyk31july.jpg

kahljorn
May 20th, 2010, 08:44 AM
I WAS ALSO THINKING OF POSTING A PICTURE OF MYSELF EXCEPT IN THIS verY tHREAD BUT It WOULDNT be IRONIC

WELL ACTUALLY IT WOULD BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY >:

Zhukov
May 20th, 2010, 12:36 PM
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/1500/northkorea012da.jpg

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2010, 05:22 PM
I want to have sex with Kate Micucci until I die from oversex >:

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5466/micucci.jpg

The Leader
Jun 10th, 2010, 05:49 PM
A giraffe?

Esuohlim
Jun 10th, 2010, 05:58 PM
Have you seen my neck? We're made for each other

The Leader
Jun 10th, 2010, 06:00 PM
You could make baby giraffes. :3

Pentegarn
Jun 10th, 2010, 06:09 PM
I used to have that Masters of the Universe figure

kahljorn
Jun 10th, 2010, 07:22 PM
HEY FATHOM CHANGED THAT UGLY PICTURE OF HIMSELF TO A PICTURE OF A GIRL >:

Fathom Zero
Jun 10th, 2010, 07:26 PM
wait wut

Esuohlim
Jun 11th, 2010, 12:19 AM
Whoops I meant to post this instead

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/1806/rankeri.png

Grislygus
Jun 11th, 2010, 12:41 AM
I WAS ALSO THINKING OF POSTING A PICTURE OF MYSELF EXCEPT IN THIS verY tHREAD BUT It WOULDNT be IRONIC

WELL ACTUALLY IT WOULD BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY >:

You need to wait until a new wave of new people roll in :eek no one posting at the moment would be surprised

kahljorn
Jun 11th, 2010, 03:02 AM
BUT THE JOKE WOULD BE THAT IM PRETTY/HANDSOME :(

wait wut

SORRY DUDE I WAS WRONG ABOUT THINGS IN LIFE

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 05:36 AM
One or the other, please, it's weird when you post a photo that goes for both at the same time

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:19 AM
I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOURE TALKING ABOUT

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:20 AM
MOST PEOPLE DON'T

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:22 AM
ITS CAUSEW YOURE A myStERIOUS FIGUre

WASNT LIKE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF ARt PORtRAYING WOMEN (IN SOME KIND OF AESTHETIC IDEAL) BASICALLY CENTERED AROUND tHE NOtION OF PREtty/HANDSOME?

I DONT EVEN THINK THERE used to BE SUCH A THING AS BEAutIFUL

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:25 AM
PRETTY MUCH The entire HIStoRY OF of THE REPRESENtAtION OF WOmeN IN ART CAN BE CHRONOLOGICALLY DIVIDED INTO THESE CATEGORIES:
FAT
PRETTy/HANDSOME
ART IS GAY

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:26 AM
KHALIL GIBRAN SAID THAT BEAUTY HAD MORE TO DO WITH INNERMOST DESIRES RATHER THAN AESTHETICS

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:28 AM
WHILE THE AESTHETES PRETTY MUCH SAID THAT ANYTHING THAT WASN'T BEAUTIFUL WASn'T WORTH SHIT, AND SINCE WILDE WAS DOING THEIR PR WORK THEY STILL COME OFF AS COOLASS SONS A BITCHES

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:28 AM
YEA I BET RIGHT AFTER HE SAID THAT HE FUCKED SOME REALLY HOT CHICK MAYBE OR AT LEAST THOUGHT ABOut IT.

I DUNNO FUCK THAT GUY.

Grislygus
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:30 AM
EVERY CHICK WHO EVER WANTED TO BANG KHALIL GIBRAN ONLY FOUND OUT ABOUT HIM IN THE SIXTIES, AFTER HE HAD ALREADY DIED :(



POOR BASTARD

kahljorn
Jun 12th, 2010, 06:31 AM
THATS A TRAGIC TALE

I BET THAT GUYS LIKE, "FUCK JESUS" BUT HES JUST JEALOUS

Guitar Woman
Jun 22nd, 2010, 05:41 AM
http://www.themindrobber.co.uk/matt-smith-karen-gillan-amy-pond/karen_gillan_01_1024.jpg



Also, dat accent

Esuohlim
Jun 22nd, 2010, 06:39 PM
Since when does Donna Pinciotti ride the tardis

Pentegarn
Jun 22nd, 2010, 08:10 PM
:lol

Nice pull Thrillho

Zhukov
Jun 23rd, 2010, 08:47 AM
I too like the current Dr. Who female team member.

Dimnos
Jun 23rd, 2010, 12:28 PM
She is ok but I think she makes him come across as a pedophile. :\

Kitsa
Jun 23rd, 2010, 07:08 PM
I preferred Catherine Tate :(


INOL2zVv7mw

Dimnos
Jun 24th, 2010, 01:06 PM
Yeah she was the best.

Esuohlim
Oct 22nd, 2010, 10:31 AM
http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e8/4820064.28.jpg

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

The Leader
Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:13 PM
I love me a woman with more hair on her arms than me.

Esuohlim
Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:17 PM
Yeah I noticed that too :( I can learn to deal with it if she can learn to deal with my crippling anxiety and lack of self-confidence

The Leader
Oct 22nd, 2010, 12:18 PM
Clearly you were meant for each other.;)

Tadao
Oct 22nd, 2010, 01:12 PM
It's like getting a handjob from your brother. again

Dimnos
Oct 22nd, 2010, 01:18 PM
Yeah I noticed that too :( I can learn to deal with it if she can learn to deal with my crippling anxiety and lack of self-confidence

http://www.montpellier-beauty.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/nads.jpg

You can make an intimate evening out of it even. Some of the best tang I ever got was right after I forced a girl to let me shave her coot.

Tadao
Oct 22nd, 2010, 02:23 PM
I like how you didn't use the word "convinced".

Dimnos
Oct 22nd, 2010, 02:36 PM
She was a little apprehensive about the whole thing until I put my dick in her.

Tadao
Oct 22nd, 2010, 02:40 PM
Oh Dimmy, you used to be a decent young man. Welcome to the fun side.

Pentegarn
Oct 22nd, 2010, 11:56 PM
She was a little apprehensive about the whole thing until I put my dick in her.

I can't help but notice how that is our solution to everything

kahljorn
Oct 24th, 2010, 07:29 AM
OH NO DIMNOS HAS BECAME TADAO

TADAO IS A BLight uPON SOCIEty

Dimnos
Oct 25th, 2010, 11:56 AM
What? Women love it when you put your dick in em. Facts man. Facts.

kahljorn
Oct 26th, 2010, 06:50 PM
YEA THATS NOT WHAT MAKES YOU SIMILAR THOUGH :(

ALSO ISNt tHAT A PICtURE OF GUItAR WOMAN UP THERE? :lol

Charlie.Burp
Dec 18th, 2010, 10:51 PM
http://legalgeekery.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/courtney-love.jpg Beeautifulll ! :love Ultimate girl crush.


http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kurt-cobain-photo.jpg & that one guy I always dream about :p

Tadao
Dec 19th, 2010, 02:18 PM
die tragically today please

Charlie.Burp
Dec 20th, 2010, 12:20 PM
I think I'm the only one in this world who thinks Courtney Love is decent looking...

Tadao
Dec 20th, 2010, 02:17 PM
You didn't die :(

Fathom Zero
Dec 20th, 2010, 02:24 PM
She's a total hosebag

Dimnos
Dec 20th, 2010, 02:38 PM
I think I'm the only one in this world who thinks Courtney Love is decent looking...

I bet your incredibly fugly and only think she is "decent" looking because you might have a shot at that bag of filth.

Charlie.Burp
Dec 20th, 2010, 02:52 PM
You didn't die :(

Apparently not.

Charlie.Burp
Dec 20th, 2010, 02:53 PM
I bet your incredibly fugly and only think she is "decent" looking because you might have a shot at that bag of filth.

Okay. :\

Charlie.Burp
Dec 20th, 2010, 02:58 PM
I didn't no people hated Courtney Love so much and I didn't mean to start anything. So yea.. thanks for the bashing.

Tadao
Dec 20th, 2010, 02:59 PM
You can correct this through suicide.

Dimnos
Dec 20th, 2010, 03:06 PM
I didn't no know people hated Courtney Love so much and I didn't mean to start anything. So yea yeah... thanks for the bashing.

You been living under a rock or something? Bitch is ugly as shit and her mental state doesnt help this fact. But lets be honest. You knew this. Your previous statement was made with the sole purpose of rabble-rousing.

executioneer
Dec 20th, 2010, 03:07 PM
i hear courntey finds suicides attractive

Dimnos
Dec 20th, 2010, 03:11 PM
:lol

Pentegarn
Dec 20th, 2010, 05:09 PM
I think I'm the only one in this world who thinks Courtney Love is decent looking...

Captain Obvious! I didn't see you come in! Is that a new cape?

Fathom Zero
Dec 20th, 2010, 08:23 PM
audrey tautou

Esuohlim
Dec 20th, 2010, 08:45 PM
FATHOM FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH YOU

Fathom Zero
Dec 20th, 2010, 09:37 PM
You just like mousey black-haired girls.

Esuohlim
Dec 20th, 2010, 10:51 PM
SHUT. SHUT IT.

Pentegarn
Dec 21st, 2010, 05:48 PM
I think I'm the only one in this world who thinks Courtney Love is decent looking...

Well she killed the only other person who thought so ^committed suicide^

LordSappington
Dec 22nd, 2010, 12:37 AM
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/1289757110707.jpg
Jesus Christ, I love dyed hair. I also like the both clean/dirty aspect of her makeup. If that makes sense.

Supafly345
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:28 AM
You like kids.

The Leader
Dec 22nd, 2010, 01:56 PM
He is but a child.

LordSappington
Dec 22nd, 2010, 07:26 PM
Not far past it.

kahljorn
Dec 22nd, 2010, 10:53 PM
HES A CHICKEN HAWK

Fathom Zero
Dec 22nd, 2010, 11:10 PM
She makes my dick wither.

LordSappington
Dec 23rd, 2010, 03:20 AM
She makes my dick wither.
(Joke about you not having a dick)
(Crushing realization that my finest moment was when I told that one guy on the internet his dick was small)

ginger
Dec 29th, 2010, 07:12 PM
k im done here. i must apologize for misusing these forums. forgive me!!
http://i54.tinypic.com/mku5uf.jpg

Pentegarn
Dec 30th, 2010, 06:04 AM
^^^

Your best post so far

Chojin
Jan 3rd, 2011, 10:09 PM
k im done here. i must apologize for misusing these forums. forgive me!!

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/jokesonthem.jpg

Dimnos
Jan 4th, 2011, 03:39 PM
:lol

MLE
Jan 4th, 2011, 08:50 PM
You could reuse this in Pram Maven's thread.

kahljorn
Jan 5th, 2011, 08:35 AM
it is infinitely applicable

LordSappington
Jan 11th, 2011, 01:31 AM
http://www.thescene.com.au/upload/tn2_zooey_deschanel-3.jpg
Jesus Christ, Zooey Deschanel.

The One and Only...
Jan 11th, 2011, 02:32 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs574.ash2/149682_10150123235844992_521724991_7870100_3760198 _n.jpg

captain516
Jan 11th, 2011, 02:33 AM
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8232/1289801759831.jpghttp://img407.imageshack.us/i/1289801759831.jpg/

MLE
Jan 12th, 2011, 08:17 AM
OaO, it looks like you're purposely puffing out your cheeks. Either that or you never lost your face fat.

Pentegarn
Jan 12th, 2011, 08:18 AM
Maybe he has a fat head?

MLE
Jan 12th, 2011, 08:31 AM
I think he just still has his face fat. I mean, just look at those jowls.

Chojin
Jan 12th, 2011, 05:37 PM
o man check out those 8" pythons

also maybe he's just providing for his family by storing nuts in his cheeks for the winter.

Zhukov
Jan 25th, 2011, 05:35 AM
http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200808/r285327_1215763.jpg

We have a new Premier.

Fathom Zero
Jan 25th, 2011, 05:44 AM
:|

Zhukov
Jan 25th, 2011, 08:55 AM
She's a babe, and has style and grace.

The Leader
Jan 25th, 2011, 12:22 PM
Her nose.

It's so tiny.

Esuohlim
Jan 25th, 2011, 12:35 PM
Who's the blonde lady that captain516 posted?

Because I usually hate blondes but daaaamn

Supafly345
Jan 29th, 2011, 03:28 PM
She looks like that guy from The Soup and Community.

captain516
Jan 30th, 2011, 03:50 AM
I don't know :(
But the picture came from here
http://lastnightsparty.com/
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/1756/1293002443546.jpg (http://img255.imageshack.us/i/1293002443546.jpg/)

Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2011, 08:38 PM
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7827/dossierissue7ss2011andr.jpg

Esuohlim
May 17th, 2011, 10:38 PM
That chick has a terrible rack, man

Fathom Zero
May 17th, 2011, 11:00 PM
:lol :| :(

captain516
May 19th, 2011, 05:23 AM
You know, I've been staring at that picture for like 7 minutes and I still can't tell.

kahljorn
May 19th, 2011, 05:57 AM
looks like a guy with an estrogen imbalance :O

NSFW

Fathom Zero
May 19th, 2011, 01:30 PM
Hint - dude

kahljorn
May 20th, 2011, 06:25 AM
HE HAS PUFFY NIPPLES

Fathom Zero
May 23rd, 2011, 03:58 AM
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9448/robyn.jpg

HNNG

I heart her hair.

MLE
May 23rd, 2011, 10:21 AM
You sure are a fan of the androgeny

Fathom Zero
May 23rd, 2011, 10:26 AM
Scandinavians. Same thing, really.

But I've faced the fact that I'm alone on this here, so whatever.

MLE
May 23rd, 2011, 11:41 AM
I'm a fan of androgyny anyway. At least you man up and say you're attracted to both, since they look the same anyway.

Fathom Zero
May 23rd, 2011, 12:16 PM
It's not a thing I've manned-up about, I don't believe. Also, Jonna Lee from Iamamiwhoami is quite pretty, even though she looks really freaky in all the videos.

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 23rd, 2011, 07:38 PM
Time to man it up.

kahljorn
May 23rd, 2011, 08:11 PM
pretty sure they already manned it up enough for everyone

NO MORE MANNING UP REQUIRED

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 23rd, 2011, 09:07 PM
TIME TO WOMAN UP.

Zhukov
May 26th, 2011, 01:28 PM
The lady plastered in fake gems looks super annoying; is she famous?

Kitsa
May 26th, 2011, 03:21 PM
She looks like that chick from Thompson Twins.

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 27th, 2011, 09:49 PM
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN1093.jpg
This chick is kinda drunk.

Fathom Zero
May 27th, 2011, 09:57 PM
Oh my.

'Bout time we got some fine-ass bitches in here.

10,000 Volt Ghost
May 27th, 2011, 10:10 PM
That chick needs some betta mascara.

Zhukov
May 28th, 2011, 01:53 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Kb3wTGPK7DE/TUCmQvjtOXI/AAAAAAAAAHM/U3YNHVHCoQE/s1600/GiddingsClosup.jpg

Fathom Zero
May 28th, 2011, 02:02 AM
Stalker.

Pentegarn
May 28th, 2011, 06:07 AM
She's so going to end up in Zhukov's basement someday

Zhukov
May 28th, 2011, 12:06 PM
I saw her once outside parliament answering questions for TV. If I see her again I'm going to ask her out on a date.

It'll be on the news so she can't say no.

Colonel Flagg
May 28th, 2011, 12:11 PM
You go guy! :lol

Zhukov
May 28th, 2011, 12:42 PM
Also, please help me think up a witty response to this video of our glorious local leader:

e2P-3FgdGgM

I was thinking something along the lines of "You can keep your book vouchers, Larissa, but please let me take you out to dinner sometime."

Kitsa
May 28th, 2011, 10:22 PM
I am unfamiliar enough with your locale to know if she has secret service agents at the ready to pound you into submission.

Some people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Lee_Loughner) ruin shit for everybody.

ThrashO
Jun 4th, 2011, 05:10 AM
Christina Hendricks, sexiest redhead ever, she's some bitch on the sci fi channel show Firefly:
http://www.gceleb.com/photos/2010/feb10/021610/christina-hendricks-tits-new-york-mag-02.jpg
http://bustygrls.com/pics/images/celebs/christina-hendricks-cleavage-01.jpg

A great picture I found that shows how intense the bewbage is:
http://www.celebrityfreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/360x240xCH-300x182.jpg.pagespeed.ic.GQyG2H8uF1.jpg

Also, Even though Katy Perry is a pop piece of shit garbage who'll be a coke addicted mega whore nobody in a few years I would fuck her face until she died:
http://s3.guyism.com/up/Katy-Perry-SNL-GIF-1.gif

http://s3.guyism.com/up/Katy-Perry-SNL-GIF-2.gif

Esuohlim
Jun 4th, 2011, 05:12 AM
Speaking of redheads how do you like this sexy little thing that 10,000 Volt Ghost posted on the previous page?

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/Locke9999/DSCN1093.jpg

ThrashO
Jun 4th, 2011, 05:21 AM
how old is he?

Fathom Zero
Jun 4th, 2011, 08:00 AM
Enough :love

Zhukov
Jun 4th, 2011, 08:24 AM
I actually think he's done a pretty good job there and is well within my attractive acceptability parameters. I'm not one for tattoos though.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 4th, 2011, 12:40 PM
She's got quite the gams.

Esuohlim
Jun 5th, 2011, 06:25 PM
Holy fucking shit, Angel Deradoorian (of Dirty Projectors) looks almost exactly like my now long-lost megacrush girl of the good old days :( :( :(

It's too bad the only other person here who would find her as attractive as I do is probably GW

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftv9hVRe41qg0d3ko1_500.jpg

Grislygus
Jun 5th, 2011, 10:09 PM
uhhhhhhhh yeah

kahljorn
Jun 6th, 2011, 12:50 AM
id fuck it but she needs to fix those eyebrows first i can't handle a blowjob from groucho marx

Grislygus
Jun 6th, 2011, 01:22 AM
being willing to fuck it isn't seeing it with the same shining eyes as esuohlim

Zhukov
Jun 6th, 2011, 02:21 AM
id fuck it but she needs to fix those eyebrows first i can't handle a blowjob from groucho marx

:lol

Esuohlim
Jun 6th, 2011, 02:34 AM
If nobody thinks these girls are attractive then why are they never single? I'll gladly take any of these factory rejects that I always post in a goddamned heartbeat

It's not easy being the most homosexual heterosexual dude ever :tear

Zhukov
Jun 6th, 2011, 03:02 AM
No, she's very attractive. Sorry, no luck for you.

Fathom Zero
Jun 6th, 2011, 05:17 AM
lol I would gladly embrace her, mmmm yes

Tadao
Jun 6th, 2011, 11:51 AM
If nobody thinks these girls are attractive then why are they never single? I'll gladly take any of these factory rejects that I always post in a goddamned heartbeat

It's not easy being the most homosexual heterosexual dude ever :tear

Retarded looking girls are easier to ask out.

Esuohlim
Jun 6th, 2011, 08:54 PM
Here's a better picture of her I guess, but I'm really going to need a full-face picture of Gus' trophy jewish ex-girlfriend asap

http://i.imgur.com/1EgZR.jpg

Tadao
Jun 6th, 2011, 09:14 PM
She looks tons better head on.

Pentegarn
Jun 6th, 2011, 10:01 PM
Yeah from the front she has a Natalie Portman vibe

Dimnos
Jun 6th, 2011, 11:42 PM
I was thinking that girl from Harry Potter but less pedo.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 6th, 2011, 11:52 PM
She looks thee one girl in that picture of two girls making out in white cotton panties.

LordSappington
Jun 7th, 2011, 03:10 AM
Here's a better picture of her I guess, but I'm really going to need a full-face picture of Gus' trophy jewish ex-girlfriend asap

Looks too much like my girlfriend's stepmom for me. :(
However,
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/1305094953471.jpg
GREEN HAIR GREEN HAIR GREEN HAIR
:love

Esuohlim
Jun 7th, 2011, 03:26 AM
I wanna meet that stepmom

Also everyone you post isn't out of middle school yet

LordSappington
Jun 7th, 2011, 03:29 AM
She's Asian; how can you tell?

executioneer
Jun 7th, 2011, 03:32 AM
doesn't look asian, did she get deasianifying surgery

Zhukov
Jun 7th, 2011, 08:51 PM
She's Asian; how can you tell?

I thought you were quizzing me on how I can tell she's Asian.



"Well the slanty eyes and green fucking hair, for starters..."

Pentegarn
Jun 7th, 2011, 09:10 PM
Most Asians don't have green hair unless they are cartoon Asians :themoreyouknow

Fathom Zero
Jun 7th, 2011, 09:13 PM
@esuohlim: ashly burch

Fathom Zero
Jun 7th, 2011, 09:19 PM
Wait, I think I've already brought her up. And we did a fistbump afterward.

Esuohlim
Jun 7th, 2011, 09:45 PM
I don't remember you mentioning her before, but hell fucking absolutely yes either way :fistbump

I had to watch some youtube videos to make a final call on that one though. Google turned up some shitty pictures

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 7th, 2011, 11:14 PM
I thought you were quizzing me on how I can tell she's Asian.



"Well the slanty eyes and green fucking hair, for starters..."

Hahaha. Oh racism.

Esuohlim
Jun 9th, 2011, 02:10 AM
Ashly Burch is 18, right >: Fathom >:

Fathom Zero
Jun 9th, 2011, 07:53 AM
She's farther along in school than myself, so yesssss. I'd be extremely surprised if she wasn't.

Esuohlim
Jun 22nd, 2011, 01:51 PM
I HAD A SECKSY ASHLY BURCH DREAM LAST NIGHT http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif All kinds of nekkid

Zhukov
Jun 22nd, 2011, 02:57 PM
I always fall for bad girls (in children's television series)

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/ingrid-young-dracula-1031888_333_500.jpg

Fathom Zero
Jun 28th, 2011, 11:17 PM
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9046/chillygonzales.jpg

...

Kitsa
Jun 29th, 2011, 12:03 AM
I think we've all learned some important things

Fathom Zero
Jun 29th, 2011, 12:09 AM
a distinction must be drawn, however, between the people you'd like to be like and the people you like

Fathom Zero
Jun 29th, 2011, 12:12 AM
although I'd be lying if I said this instance wasn't both

10,000 Volt Ghost
Jun 29th, 2011, 02:13 AM
I always fall for bad girls (in children's television series)

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/ingrid-young-dracula-1031888_333_500.jpg

I would rake her leaves.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9046/chillygonzales.jpg

...

Ben Stiller?

Fathom Zero
Jun 29th, 2011, 02:52 AM
Chilly Gonzales.

DpmC2VI9w3g

Ix0_hDY7ryY

Esuohlim
Jun 29th, 2011, 02:55 AM
Dude looks like Ryan from The Office

Fathom Zero
Jun 29th, 2011, 02:58 AM
Jewish. :\

LordSappington
Jun 29th, 2011, 04:14 AM
I always fall for bad girls (in children's television series)

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/ingrid-young-dracula-1031888_333_500.jpg

Fuckin' arm warmers, man. Arm warmers and long socks get me every time.

captain516
Jun 29th, 2011, 04:25 AM
http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Paul-Newman-is-flawless.jpg

Zhukov
Aug 4th, 2011, 01:03 PM
Got a big crush right now on Sarah Hipel, former Texas Rollergirl. Met her last weekend, and really fell for her.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefanmp/4702686543/

Fathom Zero
Aug 4th, 2011, 01:08 PM
Diggin' her taaaaaaats

Zhukov
Aug 4th, 2011, 01:26 PM
She had some on her arm that had been ruined from sliding bare skin across concrete. UGH so hot.

Zhukov
Aug 4th, 2011, 02:00 PM
She just added me on facebook; time to ramp up the ol' stalking.

Fathom Zero
Aug 4th, 2011, 02:32 PM
Which could only end about as well as anyone can expect. :(
She had some on her arm that had been ruined from sliding bare skin across concrete. UGH so hot.:love

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 4th, 2011, 04:54 PM
Got a big crush right now on Sarah Hipel, former Texas Rollergirl. Met her last weekend, and really fell for her.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stefanmp/4702686543/


Did you have a ref helmet on when you fell for her?

Zhukov
Aug 4th, 2011, 10:45 PM
I know you mean that as a pun, but I did.


This is a good start because she didn't see my receding hairline.

Sam
Aug 4th, 2011, 11:10 PM
A GIRL LIKE THAT WOULD TEAR YOU APART, PUNY MAN.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 4th, 2011, 11:45 PM
I know you mean that as a pun, but I did.


This is a good start because she didn't see my receding hairline.

High five to that.

Zhukov
Aug 4th, 2011, 11:47 PM
A GIRL LIKE THAT WOULD TEAR YOU APART, PUNY MAN.

You KNOW that's what I'm hoping for.

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 05:34 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzgeq49Vl1qahpvlo1_500.gif

:love :lol

Chojin
Aug 16th, 2011, 06:35 PM
uh what

fatmom zero are you trying to be ironic or something

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 06:36 PM
You can think that.

Zomboid
Aug 16th, 2011, 07:21 PM
Yeah, gross.

Sam
Aug 16th, 2011, 07:38 PM
Is that Lemmy from Motorhead's daughter or something?

WHAT'S UP WITH THE WARTS?

k0k0
Aug 16th, 2011, 07:42 PM
Can herpes travel that far from the mouth?

Pentegarn
Aug 16th, 2011, 07:58 PM
I admit my ignorance by asking 'who is it?'

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 08:06 PM
Andrej Pejic

Sam
Aug 16th, 2011, 08:13 PM
What?

Grislygus
Aug 16th, 2011, 08:28 PM
He said it's Burberboss Kopelchic, weren't you listening

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 08:29 PM
:lol

It's Klaus Nomi.

k0k0
Aug 16th, 2011, 08:33 PM
I know one thing, she's flatter than me and I have no tits. Is it really a dude? All the pictures I saw were of a man's chest with her face on it...or is that her?

Actually, she's Dylan. Same chest. Figured out the mystery!

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 08:34 PM
Andrej is a woman's name, sure.

k0k0
Aug 16th, 2011, 08:39 PM
I knew there was a reason I couldn't find it attractive, aside from the herpes face.

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 08:42 PM
I'm sure glad I wasn't trying to convince you of something, then.

Pentegarn
Aug 16th, 2011, 08:45 PM
Nono, it will never work between us, I wouldn't be able to pronounce her name properly to scream it out when I cum on her

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 09:09 PM
:lol

You know, I thought the whole 'being a dude' thing would be more the issue there.

Pentegarn
Aug 16th, 2011, 09:28 PM
Is that a dude? Well, then I won't be able to properly scream his name out when.... ah whatever :lol

EDIT: I read only half the posts in the last 10 posts or so :p

k0k0
Aug 16th, 2011, 09:35 PM
Yeah, it's a dude. I didn't know that Andrej was a dude's name either.

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 09:45 PM
Hahaha.

It could be nothing but a dude's name, dawg

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 09:50 PM
a delicious dude's name

Pentegarn
Aug 16th, 2011, 09:50 PM
Meh my chauvinistic line was still funny, just less chauvinistic, which also means it was less funny :(

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 09:52 PM
No, but it became homoerotic, so it's just as funny. I can draw a flow chart of funny, if you want.

Pentegarn
Aug 16th, 2011, 10:01 PM
Well it became British funny then :lol

Esuohlim
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:27 PM
You already posted that dude on page 14.

If I wanted to look at a dude who looked like a chick I would like at that sultry photo of 10kV Ghost. And I would enjoy it immensely >:

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:36 PM
He's worth repeating. :O

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/8327/tumblrlp0m4vo1ix1qhspal.jpg

:love

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:42 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo1le1VURu1qc41a1o1_500.gif

Grislygus
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:44 PM
He's a fucking tool. His whole fashion appeal thing is that he looks like a high-rent titless tranny, but fashiontards keep jabbering about him being "androgynous"

executioneer
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:46 PM
he looks like frankie muniz with a wig on

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:46 PM
I DIDN'T SAY HE DESERVED A NOBEL PRIZE, MTHRFCKRS

Grislygus
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:50 PM
IT'S OKAY THAT YOU WANT TO BANG FRANKIE MUNIZ LIKE AN OLD SCREEN DOOR, FATHOM, WE'VE ALL GONE THROUGH THAT STAGE

k0k0
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:54 PM
I never wanted to bang frankie muniz. I was more of a cranston man. Put a wig on him and pucker up! I'm ready to break bad!

Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:56 PM
MAN

IT AIN'T NOTHIN' TO ME MAN

I KEEP IT FOR REAL

http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/4002/profileaudreytautou2.jpg

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8005/600fulljuliettebinoche.jpg

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/8797/tumblrlm74pc01yp1qh020f.jpg

I LIKE GIRLS AND STUFF TOO

Sam
Aug 16th, 2011, 11:59 PM
YEAH, YOU'D LIKE US TO BELIEVE THAT. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero
Aug 17th, 2011, 12:00 AM
:O

Grislygus
Aug 17th, 2011, 12:00 AM
LOOK AT ALL THOSE LADYMEN

k0k0
Aug 17th, 2011, 12:01 AM
They gotta have short hair don't they? And they also have to have a strap on permanently attached to themselves too?

Fathom Zero
Aug 17th, 2011, 12:02 AM
guys

Grislygus
Aug 17th, 2011, 12:04 AM
shut up, marcus

Sam
Aug 17th, 2011, 12:06 AM
IF I DRESSED UP LIKE LADY, FATHOM ZERO WOULD TOTALLY DIG IT, BECAUSE I HAVE A PENIS

Fathom Zero
Aug 17th, 2011, 12:07 AM
I'd let you be my beard any day, James.

Esuohlim
Aug 17th, 2011, 01:15 AM
DON'T WORRY, FZ, I'VE GOT YOUR BACK WHEN IT COMES TO AUDREY TAUTOU. I WOULD FUCK THAT FRENCH ACCENT RIGHT OUT OF HER

Sam
Aug 17th, 2011, 01:28 AM
NOT IF SHE FUCKED YOU FIRST.

Fathom Zero
Aug 17th, 2011, 01:30 AM
That broad would fuck l'accent americain right out of you.

Zomboid
Aug 17th, 2011, 01:35 AM
http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Christian+Dior+Paris+Fashion+Week+Ready+Wear+VjjG6-6YkHsl.jpg
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_qcWFAAUieVw/Ss4I_xMLzvI/AAAAAAAAAuY/92we31H_esg/mylene%2520jampanoi.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aHgISFyhhBw/TIkT1V0entI/AAAAAAAAABw/A7q0r30eSWw/s1600/mylene%2Bjampanoi%2B4.jpg
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/mylene-jampanoi/mylene-jampanoi-20060720-146306.jpg

Tadao
Aug 17th, 2011, 01:54 AM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii285/tadao_mockery/Human/Gaga.jpg

bigtimecow
Aug 17th, 2011, 09:14 AM
i don't think there's any topping christina hendricks. i think she was already posted in this thread though

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6TDtdFZMsuk/S89ObwXvYyI/AAAAAAAABhU/zWICV0ckHf4/s1600/75823_christina-hendricks-cleavage-new-york-magazine-3-W550_122_222lo.jpg

k0k0
Aug 17th, 2011, 10:18 AM
i don't think there's any topping christina hendricks. i think she was already posted in this thread though

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6TDtdFZMsuk/S89ObwXvYyI/AAAAAAAABhU/zWICV0ckHf4/s1600/75823_christina-hendricks-cleavage-new-york-magazine-3-W550_122_222lo.jpg

I majorly agree with you there. Curves like hers are my favorite.

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 17th, 2011, 10:32 AM
I would airhorn her until the sun exploded.

Rongi
Aug 17th, 2011, 02:38 PM
http://crushable.com/files/2009/04/krysten-ritter-breaking-bad-11.jpg

The whole time Jane was on Breaking Bad I thought "Jesse Pinkman does not deserve someone this attractive and cool" >:

Supafly345
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:44 PM
That was the only role she has ever had that clicked with my senses.

Esuohlim
Aug 18th, 2011, 10:50 PM
She looks like a dark-haired Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sam
Aug 18th, 2011, 11:13 PM
SHE COULD GET IT.

Fathom Zero
Aug 18th, 2011, 11:24 PM
I don't get it.

Sam
Aug 18th, 2011, 11:27 PM
AND YOU NEVER WILL.

Fathom Zero
Aug 18th, 2011, 11:32 PM
I'm fine with that.

Sam
Aug 18th, 2011, 11:34 PM
I'M SURE YOU ARE

Rongi
Aug 19th, 2011, 01:48 PM
That was the only role she has ever had that clicked with my senses.

I don't think I've seen anything else with her in it

Supafly345
Aug 20th, 2011, 04:44 AM
She's been in some normal primetime shows my roomates like watching. Glee is one of them.

Fathom Zero
Aug 20th, 2011, 07:52 AM
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/9892/pl5i.jpg

mein gott

k0k0
Aug 20th, 2011, 08:26 AM
I kinda hate Padma. And she's not that attractive to me either. She can please pack her knives and go somewhere else.

Fathom Zero
Aug 20th, 2011, 08:37 AM
What do you like, you glum cunt?

k0k0
Aug 20th, 2011, 09:02 AM
I like Christina Hendricks, as noted above... I don't like many stars. I like girls with natural beauty that aren't thin as skeletons, but aren't fat as cows. If they have to wear a ton of makeup to look decent, then I'm not interested.

Sam
Aug 20th, 2011, 11:42 AM
I DON'T LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS A DICK IF FATHOM ZERO LIKES HER.

Fathom Zero
Aug 20th, 2011, 12:13 PM
I HAVE A SIXTH SENSE FOR TRANNYS

YOU'RE SAFE, SAM

MailCall
Aug 28th, 2011, 05:58 PM
MailCall's favorite. Lisa Matthews--1991 PMOY:
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3987/476xg.th.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/89/476xg.jpg/)

LordSappington
Aug 29th, 2011, 04:37 AM
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff44/roflcopter12211/1_748_568345__bbrihj2c.jpg
I just recently realized how much I like women with long, dark red hair. :eek
Spoilered for huge

k0k0
Aug 29th, 2011, 04:49 AM
I'm not too big on the fake red hair that everyone seems to love. I love natural redheads with pale skin and fire red crotches though.

LordSappington
Aug 29th, 2011, 12:40 PM
As long as it's dark red hair, I'm all gravy. Pale skin is definitely a plus, though.

Esuohlim
Aug 29th, 2011, 02:03 PM
We're getting closer to normal hair colors!

10,000 Volt Ghost
Aug 29th, 2011, 02:30 PM
I'm going to bookmark this page for later.

Esuohlim
Aug 29th, 2011, 10:47 PM
I agree with Sappy on paleness. God help me :(