It's Darkvare's special day!

[Tadao]

Happy Quinceañera!

http://www.weddingcollectibles.com/images/D/4397.jpg

[Dimnos]

Now you are a woman. Congratulations!


But no, really... Happy B-day dude.

[Colonel Flagg]

Today he becomes a woman?

HBD-DV!

[captain516]

Darkvare is a 15 year old girl?:lol

[Kitsa]

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[stevetothepast]

what a special day for you.

[darkvare]

thanks guys i love you i wish you were here to get you all drunk

[Tadao]

I think I'll pour myself one in your honor.

[captain516]

Tecate is always good

[Tadao]

Only with salt, but once you add salt and push a lime in the can, it is one of my favorite beers.

[Wiffles]

Happy El Birthdiaz mi amiga :)

[Dimnos]

Only with salt, but once you add salt and push a lime in the can, it is one of my favorite beers.

The truth!

[Kitsa]

pfft. Dos Equis all the way.

[The Leader]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

[Dimnos]

pfft. Dos Equis all the way.

All the way to 2nd place. :lol

[Kitsa]

Guys who have a problem with what women are drinking are shooting themselves in the proverbial foot.

The correct response is, "So, would you like 5 or 6 more, then?"

Ask Tadao, he knows what's up.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

6 negro modelo's are delicious.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARKVARE!!! :)

[darkvare]

damn i'm gonna sound like a bitch but i need to vent

first of all the electricity went of for like 5 hours, then i was on my way to pick up my sister from al gore's conference and i saw two dead girls on a horrible car accident, after i got back i had to chop down a tree that was causing the eklectricity to short circuit now i have my hands filled with small cuts and all my muscles are sore

[Tadao]

You sound like a man!

[darkvare]

i try to but man remebering the girls gives chills down my spine

[Dixie]

Happy Birthday!

[LordSappington]

Well, this explains the typing.
Happy birthday!
And now that you've witnessed their death, their spirits are forever bound to your immortal soul! :)

[robo_rob]

happy birthday darkvare

as for the beer, do not, I repeat, DO NOT drink the Bud Light with Clamato beer

oh sure it sounded like a bad idea, but I just had to be sure... and boy was I sure that it was awful

[dymphnawolf]

happy birthday!

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i try to but man remebering the girls gives chills down my spine

That would creep me out for sure. At least they're in a better place now....

happy birthday darkvare

as for the beer, do not, I repeat, DO NOT drink the Bud Light with Clamato beer

oh sure it sounded like a bad idea, but I just had to be sure... and boy was I sure that it was awful

That looked really really bad. They had it everywhere in Kentucky and Tennessee but we didn't try them. We almost did just to put our mind at ease. Thank you for the solace Rob.

[Chojin]

i try to but man remebering the girls gives chills down my spine

builds character, son

soon you will grow to protect your native land of Cimmeria

[Babs]

Happy belated birthday Darkvare!

[DevilWearsPrada]

This thread made me suddenly remember the video for 'Invalid Litter Department' by At the Drive-in.

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mexico :rolleyes

[darkvare]

i have 3 female cousins and 2 aunts that live in ciudad juarez and the issue is still going strong and just got a lot more dangerous with the whole drug cartels thing

[Esuohlim]

Where the hell was my birthday thread

fuck you darkvare how about we just make you moderator and i'll never post here again

goddamnit

[MLE]

There were happy birthday posts to you in the chat thread, mister whiny-pants.