who is still here thread??

[george]

ok, i have been back for a week or two and i have seen a few people who are regulars that have been here for a long time still posting and this makes me happy :)

so who is still here that i know? does Jixby still come around, or Jaeger, or Protoclown, or Max, or Cherry, or really anybody that used to come around before my life became a complete disaster in 2003?

so who is here now? i would like to get to know you and decide how much time to allocate to hating/loving/hateloveing you. be concise in your affiliation are you evil or just a dick?

anyhow, i secretly hate you all. except some of you. you know who you are?

[Aaarg]

i am jixby.

[The Leader]

Jixby was banned. :(

You don't know me, btw. ;/

[executioneer]

everyone cool is gone, dude

[Sacks]

Don't worry Willie I'm still here. :joecool

[george]

seems that way willie, but maybe some people just lurk now a days.

hope springs eternal.

[captain516]

I haven't seen Protoclown or Max Burbank post in forever. Instead, we get unfunny new people like kgpenis and Ozzman.Times, they are a-changing, I guess.
Please note that I have no right to complain because I am also new.

[george]

well, it has been six years since i spent a lot of time here, so i cant really complain either.

but now that i am going to be around a bit more often i feel it important to compell everyone else to come out and play.

JERKS >:

[Fathom Zero]

Willie knows where all the cool people are. >:

[george]

secrat imockery boards :(

[Fathom Zero]

;)

[Chojin]

i'm still here

[george]

you ARE here.

[elx]

not it

[Zhukov]

I remember you, but I doubt you remember me.

[darkvare]

i'm here but noone seems to remember me

[Skulhedface]

I'm here but no one likes me.

[Wiffles]

Im still here. Im not jixby tho ^.^;

[george]

it's ok not to be jixby, i hated him anyway >:

and wiffles, you rock the cuteness like no other. and zhukov, there are many damaged brain cells between me and my posting days of old take no offense if i dont remember you cause i still cant find my keys.

fuck off skulhedface.

[mew barios]

hi :o

[george]

hey mew!!! long time no see buddy :)

i played the halloween game, nice work. i envy your abilities.

[sspadowsky]

I lurk mostly these days, but am indeed still here.

[george]

i could feel the manliness old buddy :)

[Carnivore]

I am not.

[Colonel Flagg]

You insulted me the very first day I started posting. Now I realize how much of an honor that was. And no, I never did break my arm.

I miss Sethomas. :(

[george]

well i am from the ike turner school of love, hit em hard and early so that they appreciate it when you're being nice later.

[Evil Robot]

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[george]

COCKERSPANIEL!!!!!!!

[sspadowsky]

I find the lack of max burbank in this thread disturbing.

[executioneer]

he posts more on facebook than he does on here ;_;

[george]

we made friends on facebook, and when i went on to facebook a little later on i had 27 notifications of people replying to a MB post.

he is the funniest man ever.

[Dimnos]

Facebook. :rolleyes

[Seven Force]

still around...barely

[Zhukov]

I remember I used to really not like you Seven Force. I'm willing to let that go because I can't remember why.

[Darryl]

Dude.

[Chojin]

oh shi

[Terra]

I pass through from time to time. I think I remember you but I don't think you remember me.

[george]

i remember you!!!!

see, this is starting to get really nice. you should start posting again. we need to make this the happeneing place on the intraweb again!!!

i encourage everyone to get on a bus and go to washington DC and go up to your congressman, and tell him "I POST ON I-MOCKERY AND CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE!!!!"

OR SOMETHIG.

nice to see you again Terra, please get involved again. you too darryl and seven force.

[Terra]

Aw, thank you george!! What have you been up to?? Why have YOU been away??

Or is it just ME that has been AWOL?

[george]

i will give you a quick rundown:

1. i caught my wife cheating on me in the most humiliating way humanly possible.

2. i went crazy and burned 90% of my stuff in my backyard.

3. i moved to virginia, and had no internet service ccause it was the middle of nowhere.

4. moved back to MD, got a snake stolen by my crackhead roommate (he traded the snake for crack, literally.

5. the ex wife's trailer burned down, killing my dog :(

6. i spent about a year and a half prentending that i was a really hip 23ish year old in the late sixtys (DUDE LOOK AT MY HANDS ;))

7. sobered up, realized that there was still a lot of fun to be had, and have started working hard to sweep up the ashes of yesterdays life.

8. started posting here again cause....um..it is one of the few places that i have made friends that i really still like. and that is as close to ever admitting how much amusement i get from i-mockery.

i would be intereste to hear your story as well, but keep it brief, or add nudity, cause i like that sort of thing :nudity

[Chojin]

i will give you a quick rundown:

1. i caught my wife cheating on me in the most humiliating way humanly possible.

2. i went crazy and burned 90% of my stuff in my backyard.

i hadn't heard either of these things!

STORY TIME

[george]

i'll make another thread for it.

so far terra and darryl have started posting a little and i dont want to derail this thread with the whole account of what happened.

[Esuohlim]

I barely post these days and the place has never been better!

[Zomboid]

Most of the "vets" are gone. I'd like to think that if they'd stuck around there'd be at least a few less obsessive Bruce Campbell fans around, but who knows.

If you go into the "forum leaders" list and look at the vets list, just imagine that list is a tenth of the size and you'll have a pretty good idea of how many are left.