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Fathom Zero
Nov 1st, 2009, 01:38 AM
Do not want.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/2539/n1444470105300423226268.jpg
Sam
Nov 1st, 2009, 02:32 AM
LIAR.
Fathom Zero
Nov 1st, 2009, 08:53 AM
Do. Not. Want.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/364/87271134621452775144447.jpg
Sacks
Nov 1st, 2009, 03:49 PM
Do. Not. Want.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/364/87271134621452775144447.jpg
What the hell is she not wearing pants?
Fathom Zero
Nov 1st, 2009, 05:10 PM
I dunno. I don't know.
The Leader
Nov 1st, 2009, 06:15 PM
Have Stalker, Will Travel
elx
Nov 1st, 2009, 09:16 PM
thankfully, yes, she does have pants on, that's just an illusion there..
george
Nov 2nd, 2009, 10:36 AM
thanks for ruining the whole thing for me elx.

was about to load up the van and everything :(
Sacks
Nov 2nd, 2009, 02:12 PM
My friend told me she ran into my ex girlfriend at a halloween party this weekend. Apparently she spent two hours talking shit about me but then revealed that she drives over 30 minutes just to drive by my house at night. Does this mean I have a stalker too?
george
Nov 2nd, 2009, 02:28 PM
only if youre luck ;)
10,000 Volt Ghost
Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:08 PM
Do not want.

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/2539/n1444470105300423226268.jpg

Just be really nice to her because if you're a jerk she'll only stalk you more.
Dimnos
Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:23 PM
I believe this thread holds the answerers you seek.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69701485&page=3
Fathom Zero
Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:28 PM
WOMEN LOVE JERSK, GOT IT
Dimnos
Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:42 PM
No I was thinking pee on her. :\
Fathom Zero
Nov 2nd, 2009, 05:45 PM
WOMEN LOVE BEING DEMEANED IN A LIQUID FASHUN, GOT IT
Sam
Nov 2nd, 2009, 09:26 PM
NO FATHOM, LIQUIFY HER FROM THE INSIDEEEESSSSSS
Zomboid
Nov 6th, 2009, 02:08 PM
Brundle-Fly style. With corrosive ejaculate!
DevilWearsPrada
Nov 15th, 2009, 11:41 PM
Dude just fuck her and get it out of her system. At least she's decent looking instead of being some obsessive hambeast.
King Hadas
Nov 16th, 2009, 12:41 AM
That didn't work so well in Fatal Attraction.

I've never been stalked before but here's a piece of wisdom I read somewhere.

"Anyone capable of stalking and violating someone else's privacy is probably capable of murder too. Stalking is basically just hunting, but for a darker meat." (I added that last bit to give it some pizazz. I hope it wasn't too bone chilling.)

This is about celebrity stalking though so you should be okay. maybe.
Fathom Zero
Nov 16th, 2009, 12:50 AM
I got rid of her. I don't need anymore hot chick cramping my style.
DevilWearsPrada
Nov 16th, 2009, 12:57 AM
Well Glenn Close isn't worth the trouble, but I have a thing for cute unstable girls.
Terra
Nov 20th, 2009, 09:51 AM
I got rid of her. I don't need anymore hot chick cramping my style.

Let the fuglies roam wild and free now.
Fathom Zero
Nov 20th, 2009, 09:52 AM
Fat chicks need love, too. You should know that, Silly!
Dimnos
Nov 20th, 2009, 11:53 AM
Fat chicks do more.
Sam
Nov 20th, 2009, 12:49 PM
FAT CHICKS ARE THUS TWICE AS LIKELY TO BLOW YOU BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS HUNGRY
Dimnos
Nov 20th, 2009, 12:58 PM
Cock gobblers. :lol
Agrinerogue
Nov 26th, 2009, 04:38 PM
Im a 15 year old male looking for a new ipod. I have a two previous ipods, a 2nd generation nano and a 3 generation nano. I have a 225 limit i am looking at the 3rd generation touch, 2nd generation touch, the 4thgeneration nano, and the 5th generation nano. Is one beter then the other? Is one of the nanos better? Does the camera work? Is the camera worth it? Go Bucks
MLE
Nov 27th, 2009, 01:35 AM
Spammer? I think so. I'll leave this one for someone else to clean up. Not in the mood.