LEFT 4 DEAD 2 [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

kahljorn

Nov 21st, 2009, 04:35 PM

GREAT GAME BUT HONESTLY IT DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH INTERESTING ACHIEVEMENTS TO KEEP ME PLAYING FOR LONG

Chojin

Nov 21st, 2009, 04:43 PM

OKAY MICROSHOCK

stevetothepast

Nov 21st, 2009, 04:47 PM

WHY'S EVERYBODY YELLING?

Nick

Nov 21st, 2009, 08:36 PM

I HATE THE SPITTER SHE DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL HAPPY DOWN THERE

kahljorn

Nov 21st, 2009, 09:40 PM

I LOVE THE SPITTER :(

Sam

Nov 21st, 2009, 10:56 PM

I LOVE BEING THE SPITTER, BUT I HATE FIGHTING AGAINST THE SPITTER. :(

executioneer

Nov 22nd, 2009, 04:43 AM

WHY ISNT THERE A SWALLOWER LOL

stevetothepast

Nov 22nd, 2009, 02:02 PM

THAT WAS FUNNY.

LordSappington

Nov 23rd, 2009, 01:13 AM

FUCK JOCKEYS

Supafly345

Nov 23rd, 2009, 03:35 AM

WHERE'S EPISODE 3?

kahljorn

Nov 23rd, 2009, 06:41 AM

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU HATE ABOUT JOCKEYS?

PERSONALLY ITS NOT JOCKEYS I HATE ITS EVERYBODY ON MY TEAM WHO IS AN IDIOT AND WILL RUN AWAY FROM ME WHEN A JOCKEY IS ON MY HEAD.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 23rd, 2009, 10:53 AM

Picked it up last night, Target has it on sale for $44 for 4 days. I remember being a lot better with the shotgun in L4D1

Fathom Zero

Nov 23rd, 2009, 11:34 AM

The shotguns feel way more satifsfying in L4D2.

LordSappington

Nov 23rd, 2009, 02:20 PM

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU HATE ABOUT JOCKEYS?

PERSONALLY ITS NOT JOCKEYS I HATE ITS EVERYBODY ON MY TEAM WHO IS AN IDIOT AND WILL RUN AWAY FROM ME WHEN A JOCKEY IS ON MY HEAD.
They're easily the most annoying now, mostly because they're hard for me to spot, they seem to take a LOT of bullets for me to kill, and for some reason, NOBODY ever notices when a jockey is on you. Hunter? Smoker? They'll help you no problem. But nobody even notices if it's a jockey.
I really lovve wandering witches now. They make it a LOT more intense, trying to skirt around them and mow down zombies at the same time.

kahljorn

Nov 23rd, 2009, 03:46 PM

Yea jockeys are kind of a pain.. you get used to them after a while. I noticed how hard they were to kill too, but then i started using the shotgun and they die pretty easy with it.
I kind of thought the shotguns (especially the semi-automatic one) sucked at first but i dunno im starting to change my mind.

LordSappington

Nov 23rd, 2009, 06:06 PM

The bruisers or chargers or whatever they are actually annoy me more than TANKS. At least with tanks, they don't always INSTANTLY take you down; you usually have a chance to get away. With them, they touched you? You're probably dead, because damned if anyone else is gonna help you.

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 11:29 AM

Who here has this on PC?

Fathom Zero

Nov 24th, 2009, 12:16 PM

I'm getting it, either before year's end or in the next. BUILDIN' MAH DESKTOP, YO.

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 01:16 PM

Thats one. Need two more.

Fathom Zero

Nov 24th, 2009, 01:46 PM

LEFT 2 DIE

Nick

Nov 24th, 2009, 01:59 PM

I have it.

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 02:32 PM

On PC?

Sam

Nov 24th, 2009, 04:23 PM

I HAVE IT

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 04:26 PM

You have it on xbox though dont you. :(

Sam

Nov 24th, 2009, 04:27 PM

I DO!

It's wonderful.

stevetothepast

Nov 24th, 2009, 04:27 PM

hey dim stop being such a faggot and get another xbox or games for yours or something.
fuck.

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 04:32 PM

BASTARDS WONT LET ME DOWNLOAD SHIT. THEN THE FAGOTS ONLY HAVE THE SAME 3 USELESS ANSWERS THAT DONT ANSWER SHIT. FUCK THEM. IM NOT GIVING THEM ANOTHER DIME. >:

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 04:33 PM

AS MUCH DAMN MONEY AS I HAVE GIVEN THEM ALREADY THE SHIT SHOULD JUST WORK GOD DAMN IT.

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 04:33 PM

GOD DAMN IT FUCKING SHIT MOTHER FUCKERS. >:

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 04:34 PM

IF BILL GATES LIVED ANYWHERE NEAR ME I WOULD GO PISS ON HIS DOG.

stevetothepast

Nov 24th, 2009, 05:00 PM

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 05:52 PM

:lol

Microshock

Nov 24th, 2009, 05:59 PM

Don't worry, the PS3 is here Dimnos

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 24th, 2009, 06:01 PM

I DO!

It's wonderful.

Lets do it tonight.

Microshock

Nov 24th, 2009, 06:12 PM

ANYONE TRY 16 PLAYER CO OP?

executioneer

Nov 24th, 2009, 07:19 PM

how the hell are you going to work 16 into a clever pun title that involves zombies or death somehow

just doesn't work

Sam

Nov 24th, 2009, 07:50 PM

LEFT 4 X 4 DEAD

Sam

Nov 24th, 2009, 07:51 PM

Don't worry, the PS3 is here Dimnos

YEAH DIMNOS GO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 ON PS3 BECAUSE IT IS THERE FOR YOU. :rolleyes

Sam

Nov 24th, 2009, 08:21 PM

It will hold you through the cold winter nights, and stroke the hair over your ear and whisper to you, "don't worry baby I'm here for you. I'll never leave you I promise" and then you will feel so warm and secure in the embrace of the PS3 and you will say "oh I love you PS3, let's play L4D2 until the sun comes up" and then the PS3 will flinch and a tear will roll down it's eye and you will say "oh PS3 what is wrong?" and he will say nothing but stare into the fireplace, shaking

Microshock

Nov 24th, 2009, 08:34 PM

What fools play Valve games on consoles anyway?

Sam

Nov 24th, 2009, 08:35 PM

NOT PS3 OWNERS. OBVIOUSLY. :rolleyes

Tadao

Nov 24th, 2009, 08:38 PM

Yeah, cause L4D requires a full keyboard. :rolleyes

kahljorn

Nov 24th, 2009, 08:39 PM

Man i didn't know that there were videogame snobs, but it would make sense for it to be a little kid.

Dimnos

Nov 24th, 2009, 10:12 PM

Ant10708

Nov 25th, 2009, 12:13 AM

Anyone want to play the original on Xbox 360 ?

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 25th, 2009, 12:49 AM

I got the Gnome achievement :(

Fathom Zero

Nov 25th, 2009, 12:57 AM

"GNOME-Y? DONCHA KNOW ME?"

:lol

kahljorn

Nov 25th, 2009, 04:40 AM

POOR SAM :(

I'm gonna order a mic tonight :O

LordSappington

Nov 25th, 2009, 11:52 AM

Fuck, I knew it'd be too much to ask for Microshock to learn that nobody cares about PS3 fanboyism.

Dimnos

Nov 25th, 2009, 12:14 PM

The important question here is still WHO HAS THIS ON PC?

Sam

Nov 25th, 2009, 02:50 PM

I got the Gnome achievement :(

:(

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 25th, 2009, 05:40 PM

POOR SAM :(

I'm gonna order a mic tonight :O

Can you still hear through the tv speakers?

:(

:( :( :(

Rochelle survived too. Let me know if you want to run through it again.

kahljorn

Nov 26th, 2009, 04:54 AM

Well I got a stereo connected to my tv but yea i could hear you guys laughing and talking.

like when your dude made fun of mine for being a redneck with a gun and having all the curse words in the dictionary or some shit and you guys both laughed lol my girlfriend and me heard you guys laughing

i ordered my mic so now you guys can hear how utterly insane I am :lol

Sam

Nov 26th, 2009, 12:22 PM

We were having a grand old time.

I was mocking you too. :(

Zomboid

Nov 26th, 2009, 12:45 PM

SOUNDS LIKE YALL ARE HAVING A GAY OLD TIME

kahljorn

Nov 26th, 2009, 07:10 PM

I KNOW YOU WERE MAKING FUN OF ME
JERK

YES IT WAS QUITE AN ORAL EXPERIENCE ;)

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 27th, 2009, 11:14 AM

I never realized how annoying it is to listen to young kids play games online till yesterday. I've never been bad enough at a game where my pube count was called into question but apparently this other person on my team was.

kahljorn

Nov 27th, 2009, 04:32 PM

My five year old nephew plays L4D2 ;/

Microshock

Nov 27th, 2009, 07:08 PM

And there we go, L4D2 is already 25 percent off on Steam. Still waiting till its under 20

executioneer

Nov 27th, 2009, 07:54 PM

on Steam

pc gaming is irrelevant now, remember

LordSappington

Nov 27th, 2009, 07:57 PM

Everything but 360 is irrelevant! :rolleyes

Sam

Nov 27th, 2009, 08:01 PM

BUT HOW MUCH IS IT ON PLAYSTATION 3?

Microshock

Nov 27th, 2009, 08:05 PM

No, i still like PC gaming. And I don't play Valve games on consoles. It could've been exclusive to PS3/PC and i still would prefer it on PC. Mostly because Valve games have actual value so i wouldnt mind buying it permanently

Tadao

Nov 27th, 2009, 08:08 PM

Yeah, cause L4D requires a full keyboard. :rolleyes

:rolleyes

Microshock

Nov 27th, 2009, 08:11 PM

KEYBOARD = MORE BUTTONS.

Sam

Nov 27th, 2009, 08:14 PM

YEAH BECAUSE L4D2 NEEDS HELLA BUTTONS TO PLAY :rolleyes

Microshock

Nov 27th, 2009, 08:16 PM

It needs hella mouse

Sam

Nov 27th, 2009, 08:18 PM

NOT REALLY

Microshock

Nov 27th, 2009, 08:39 PM

YAH I DONT WANNA PRESS Y FOR PILLS

darkvare

Nov 27th, 2009, 10:04 PM

then map it to another button

kahljorn

Nov 28th, 2009, 12:09 AM

You don't press Y for pills on the 360 ;/

Microshock

Nov 28th, 2009, 12:32 AM

http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?product_id=76112&affID=77777&sourceID=FKSJxY2VJAk-d5lMxB_RbTBGGH9f_98p9g

30 bucks already. 11 days after release

LordSappington

Nov 28th, 2009, 01:04 AM

Fuck subtlety: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

Microshock

Nov 28th, 2009, 01:15 AM

And the point be proven

Sam

Nov 28th, 2009, 01:19 AM

Microshock, it doesn't matter to any of us how cheap the game is now. Most of us who were planning on buying it have already got it. We are (mostly) grown-ups who make our own money and we can buy games when they come out. Unlike you, I don't have to save up the $5 dollars a week my mom gives me for lunch so that I can buy a game I'm not even old enough to buy in the first place. :rolleyes

Microshock

Nov 28th, 2009, 01:36 AM

You must be mistaken, your description doesnt match me at all

kahljorn

Nov 28th, 2009, 01:38 AM

the pc game is also ten dollars cheaper than the console version so "30 dollars" isn't that big of a deal really ;/

also its a black friday sale :rolleyes

Microshock

Nov 28th, 2009, 11:57 AM

Steam should offer price matching

LordSappington

Nov 28th, 2009, 12:05 PM

America should legalize lobotomies again.

Fathom Zero

Nov 28th, 2009, 02:18 PM

NEEDS MORE FUNNY

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 28th, 2009, 03:29 PM

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/popwrap/200805/Images/200805_Statler_Waldorf.jpg

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 28th, 2009, 06:54 PM

I'M BOUT TO BE ON

kahljorn

Nov 29th, 2009, 05:48 AM

WE RULE THE SCHOOL

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 30th, 2009, 12:16 AM

:NastyBoys

Whats the ETA on your headset?

kahljorn

Nov 30th, 2009, 03:56 AM

within the next two days hopefully

Microshock

Nov 30th, 2009, 08:22 AM

Has anyone tried the 16- 32 player L4D2 servers?

kahljorn

Nov 30th, 2009, 05:03 PM

HEY

IM GONNA SEND YOU MESSAGES YOU GUYS SHOULD CHECK THEM FOR AMUSEMENT :(

Fathom Zero

Nov 30th, 2009, 05:34 PM

Nevermind; I found out how to run things better on my current computer faster and prettier. So I'll be playing this sooner than I thought, though still a little ways away.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 1st, 2009, 02:45 PM

I need to get on soon. Cooking dinner for g/f and friends tonight :(

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 3rd, 2009, 11:13 AM

KILLIN RACISM

kahljorn

Dec 3rd, 2009, 06:57 PM

omg :(

i thought i played with some crazy fucks last night but I really played with some crazy asshole today :( having a mic makes playing these games awkward but potentially entertaining.

it was seriously like i was playing with johnathan clement and he was getting all psychosised out on me :(

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 3rd, 2009, 07:51 PM

:( I'm gonna be on in 2o

Fathom Zero

Dec 3rd, 2009, 08:00 PM

HATE(shoot) BLACKS

:evilrobot

Sam

Dec 3rd, 2009, 08:45 PM

We defeated racism a couple of nights ago, it was justice for all.

Fathom Zero

Dec 3rd, 2009, 10:05 PM

MAYBE THE HELICOPTER'S MADE OF CHOCOLATE

10,000 Volt Ghost

Dec 4th, 2009, 02:43 AM

Scuzzmugglers revenge

LordSappington

Dec 4th, 2009, 12:10 PM

I'm not gonna lie; half the time I ever spent on LIVE was just pissing people off for fun. Thank you, internetz. :(