DRAGON AGE

[executioneer]

i like this game but it is killing me :( i've had it for almost a month and i've still "visited" less than 70% of the locations. also there are three or more characters voiced by actors who were on star trek voyager and it is disturbing

[Sam]

ALSO YOU CAN MAKE A MAN DWARF MAKE LOVE TO A MAN ELF AND SATIATE THE DESIRES OF PERVERTED LOTR FANS

My favorite part his how bloody your characters get, and they just get grosser and grosser until you make the dog clean it up.

[executioneer]

i think it's unfair to midget lovers and skwisgaar skwigelf that there is no option to romance the dwarf berserker or the old lady wizard

[Pentegarn]

I really need to purchase this game

[timrpgland]

I like this game too :(

[executioneer]

ALSO YOU CAN MAKE A MAN DWARF MAKE LOVE TO A MAN ELF AND SATIATE THE DESIRES OF PERVERTED LOTR FANS

My favorite part his how bloody your characters get, and they just get grosser and grosser until you make the dog clean it up.
ITS TOO BAD THE DOG CLEANING IT UP IS NOT PART OF THE LOVEMAKING :grossoutcompetition

[Dimnos]

Wait... If I play the dwarf I cant get all sexy with people? >:

[executioneer]

Wait... If I play the dwarf I cant get all sexy with people? >:
no YOU can but you can't get sexy with the other dwarf

racists

[Tadao]

sex dwarf :(

[Fathom Zero]

Disco dollies.

[Sam]

ITS TOO BAD THE DOG CLEANING IT UP IS NOT PART OF THE LOVEMAKING :grossoutcompetition

THAT IS HOW YOU PREP FOR THE LOVEMAKING

[Dimnos]

Have the dog do the foreplay for you. Then all you got to do is come in and wreck the place.

[Sam]

YEAH, HAVE THE DOG LICK ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE OUT FIRST SO YOU CAN WRECK UP A NICE CLEAN PLACE :GROSSOUTCOMPETITION

[Dimnos]

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[Mockery]

DRAGON AGE :O

BUhCPADhuCs

[Dimnos]

Thats gay. :(

[Pentegarn]

The background music for that scene was a bit much

[kahljorn]

:lol
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah aahahahahahahahahahahaha

[kahljorn]

i wanted to play this game but i think that sex scene ended it :(

[Pentegarn]

I think you can avoid that scene, I don't think man/man elf sex is mandatory :D

[executioneer]

you only have to do sex with anyone if you want the achievement :lol

[executioneer]

also there are three or more characters voiced by actors who were on star trek voyager and it is disturbing
also, the geico gecko's voice actor

[Babs]

Fags are starting to infiltrate the media. First Nickelodeon, now this.

[stevetothepast]

stupid faggots.

[Babs]

Reminds me how my friends dad was talking about that when my friend and I were spacing our faces and started messing with our minds talking about how fags were trying to take over the world. I'm afraid he is right now.

[Dimnos]

Fags would have to stop thinking about plowing each others asses for more than two seconds to take over the world. :rolleyes

[stevetothepast]

YA GAY PEOPLE LOVE THAT SHIT.

[kahljorn]

I'm just afraid everytime i play this game I will see that sensual scene since it has been burned into my mind :(
also I showed it to my girlfriend and she would probably make fun of me everytime and then i would see it again :(

ALSO ITS MY THEORY THAT BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN STARTED ALL OF THIS MASS FAGGERY CAUSE EVEN STRAIGHT DUDES WERE LIKE ALL TEARY EYED AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE

[stevetothepast]

I never saw that movie. I never will. It's not because I hate queers, but because I hate movies about queers.

[kahljorn]

I saw it when everybody was making a big deal out of it and my trendy step-mother was all THIS IS A GREAT MOVIE LETS WATCH IT and it was totally lame.

the stupidest part is the end where he still has the dudes clothes in his closet with a picture of his lover where the face would be or whatever so he can like open the closet and have sex with the clothes

[stevetothepast]

that's gay.

[Dimnos]

What did one of them die in that? It was dysentery wasnt it?

[kahljorn]

yea the skinny gay dude gets beaten to death (or something) and in the mind of tha tguy who died recently (cant remember his name) oh heath ledger he got beaten to death because he was gay. But from what I remember its kind of a mystery why he was actually beaten (but it was prolly cause he liked to touch men's sausages).
anyway i think heath ledgers character blames himself because he was all homophobic kind of and wanted to stay with his wife and shit so the other gay dude got all desperate for the sausage and ended up getting himself beaten.

the best part of the movie is when him and his wife are humping and heath ledger goes, "TURN OVER"

[Fathom Zero]

gayburgers

[jonemere]

I bought this game and its excellent port. Hugely improve controls in this game. It is a best version then any other version with high graphics. It is really fantastic game. I think every body should play this game if they like to play game. I really enjoyed it.