Fat people VS - Airplanes : The Eternal Struggle

[VaporTrailx1]

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http://www.aolcdn.com/travel/obese-passenger-humiliated-294-ec120209

I Think that's against fire code.

but anyways, fat peopel are immoral.

[Dimnos]

Yes. They should have to pay for two fucking seats. Im not trying to be mean about it. Its just that the plane only has so much weight allowance. If your fat ass takes up as much of that allowance as two normal people then you should have to pay for that. Perhaps instead of selling seats they should sell lbs of weight allowance you can take up. The smaller you are and the less baggage you have the less you pay. Therefore its not discrimination. You stand your ass on the scale with your bags and they charge you based on your combined weight.

[stevetothepast]

Vaportrail, do you just sit around and read AOL all day or what?

[VaporTrailx1]

not really. It's my home page because AIM placed it as such and i was too lazy to reset it. So every time my browser opens i always see something. Anyways, that is neither here nor there. What's important here is what we can do to stop the fattys.

[kahljorn]

fuck fat people. They shouldn't even be allowed on planes.

[stevetothepast]

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The Noid is back! sort of

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Nov 8th, 2009, 02:45 PM ****** I don't mean to perpetate a steotype, but this is just too much!

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Oct 18th, 2009, 01:46 PM ****** Ok AOL news refered to this as "Disturbing"

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Oct 15th, 2009, 04:31 PM ****** Boy Floats Away in Balloon

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change yo homepage>:

[VaporTrailx1]

I'm thinking maybe Youporn?

[stevetothepast]

redtube>youporn

[Esuohlim]

fantasti is better

Close the thread

[Zhukov]

Ideally planes should be fueled by renewable energy and all flights should be free for contributing citizens; this way it wouldn't matter how fat you were.

Some people are not fat through life choices and so therefore would be cruelly included in any proposed fat taxes you might think of.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Plus that means that most celebrities would be able to sit 2 per seat making it cheaper for them.

[kahljorn]

it would still matter if there were fat people because there's a weight allowance and if too many fat people were on the same plane then it might crash :O

how do you think the 911 terrorists hijacked the plane? They were all fat, and whenever they wanted to take control of the airplane and change its course they would just all sit on the same side of the airplane, causing it to tilt and turn :O

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol

[Evil Robot]

fuck fat people. They shouldn't even be allowed on planes.
I agree. Where could a fat person even need to go anyway? I think fat people are obnoxious and pay more income tax since they cost hospitals more.

[Tadao]

What do you do with a fat passenger,
What do you do with a fat passenger,
What do you do with a fat passenger,
Earl-eye in the morning!

[MattJack]

:lol @ the thread title. Good job!

[Chojin]

Some people are not fat through life choices

lol, yes they are

[executioneer]

what about that one dude who had part of his brain damaged so he was always hungry and he had to be locked up or else he'd never stop eating :(

[Ant10708]

Fat people should get their own separate flight in a jumbo jet and pay more.

[executioneer]

YOU ARE BEING RACIST AGAINST BRAIN DAMAGES

[VaporTrailx1]

being fat is actually caused by a virus that instead of destroying cells, gives them food.

[Chojin]

Being fat is caused by turning food into a hobby, finding the worst possible shit to eat, in quantity, and then remaining physically inert all day.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html

BLUH-HUH BLUH-HUH I'M TOO FAT TO WORK
OR READ A PARAGRAPH ON THE INTERNET
OR EXERCISE COMMON SENSE
OR EXERCISE

[VaporTrailx1]

Fat people are like the only group left you can make fun of without being dubbed an asshole. And you know what, I'm going to fight to hold on to this one.

Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with overweight people. It's those damn morbidly obese people who have to turn sideways to fit through a damn door that piss me off.

[GROSS PICTURE]

This is unacceptable....

[Ant10708]

Dude come on. Use some fucking NOT SAFE FOR WORK disclaimers please

And you can make fun tons of groups still but most aren't race related unless ur white. rednecks/southerns is the most acceptable, and lets not forget my proud people Italian Americans and our arch enemies the irish

also midgets, people with mental illness and the list goes on.

[Dr. Boogie]

To be fair, Jersey Shore contributes to a lot of the negative views of Italian Americans.

[Zhukov]

The Irish don't take kindly to the institutionalised racism created by the British and spread across the globe.

[Tadao]

:lol no one cares about potato suckers

[Fathom Zero]

To be fair, Jersey Shore contributes to a lot of the negative views of Italian Americans.

I don't see that. Guidos are hilarious in their own right, without a show.

[stevetothepast]

:lol no one cares about potato suckers


who you calling a potato sucker?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

:lol no one cares about potato suckers

:(

I don't see that. Guidos are hilarious in their own right, without a show.

:lol

[YellowSub287]

Funny I'm reading through this thread upon hearing the news that Kevin Smith got kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for being "too wide for the sky".

[Zhukov]

:lol

[executioneer]

they shouldve referenced indiana jones when they were telling him to get off, then he would've been okay with it

[executioneer]

i.e. pointed at his ass and said "no ticket"

[Dimnos]

:lol

[Grislygus]

I absolutely adore the first news story I saw about it made a fat joke in the title

[Colonel Flagg]

Edit: nvm

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

and lets not forget my proud people Italian Americans and our arch enemies the irish


:lol:lol

Sounds like my Eyetalian roommate. I got home the other day and had a beer so he was all like "WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT. AN IRISH PERSON DRINKING A BEER."

[Dimnos]

Did you tell him to stfu and get back to his wine?

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I will when I get home. Time to put up my Saint Patricks Day decorations.

[Grislygus]

This thread makes me want to see a fat person attack an airplane

[VaporTrailx1]

The fattys have a spokesman, a hero. There is now nothing to stop them.

[executioneer]

except maybe large numbers of stairs

[Tadao]

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