If you were Wierd Al

[Tadao]

This came to me while cleaning out an old footlocker full of antiques that came from Nanna's house some 20 years ago.

Grannies got a smell
Grannies got a smell
What your granny do
to make her house smell like shoes

[Sam]

If I was Wierd Al I'd lay off the coffee and change my name to Weird Al. :rolleyes

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I would play Peter and the Wolf at live shows.

[Grislygus]

If I was Weird Al people would stare at me when I loitered outside the 7-11

[executioneer]

what's this if business, i am weird al