Solomon Kane

[Grislygus]

Robert E. Howard's violent, grim, (and second-rate) Puritan, bastardized by that one dude who wrote that one horror movie that one time. Plus MAX VON GODDAM SYDOW. Who else is going to watch this inevitable shitfest?

[Sam]

I love reading Solomon Kane so I will be hating on this until it is released and then I will pay my hard earned money to see it and scoff at it on the big screen.

NAME A PURITAN WHO KICKS MORE ASS THEN MUTHAFUCKIN SOLOMON KANNNNEEEE

[Grislygus]

If we're lucky the writer's desperate and threw in vampires AND pirates

[Grislygus]

RIGHT BEFORE THE WITCH DOCTOR CRACKS SOME SKULLS

[Sam]

PIRATE VAMPIRES

[Sam]

VAMPIRE PIRATES

[Grislygus]

VAMPIRE HARDRAKER

[Sam]

A GERMANIC WEREWOLF WHO IS A MUSICAL COMPOSER BY TRADE

[kahljorn]

IGNORANT KAHLJORNS THAT WANT TO BE A PART OF THINGS

[kahljorn]

....guys?

[Grislygus]

AAAWRIGHT, HOP ON BOARD

[Grislygus]

Sam this is actually getting good reviews


DARE I HOPE

[Sam]

I HOPE TO DARE

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I saw this. It is good.

[Dr. Boogie]

How close is it to the source material? I've heard "not very".